If you are old enough to choose to wear that hat, lil Trumpkin, you are old enough to be drafted. Start with all the under 30s.

Mar 16, 2026 11:35 PM

veronicablood

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P.S. - no one would be talking about sending lil hicks to die in IRAN if Kamala Harris was president.

RUB! RUB! RUB!

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Regime change in the United States now!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How funny would it be that ifnthenpalantir surveillance system was so expensive that it could track who bought maga hats and are under 30 and just starts drafting them. Hinestly anyone who supports him should be begging to join the military and go fight his illegal forever war

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unf*ckable Nazi Dorks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXWacIOYd8

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We're straight up gonna start a draft over this, aren't we? A completely non-necessary draft.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it's bad for America and good for Russia, it's definitely on The Big List Of Stupid Things That Agent Orange Will Probably Do.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

understood ... sending Antifa to Russia and North Korea

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

antifa don't wear that hat, bot

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

INCELS

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if that hick right there is your brother or you son, I feel bad for you. I got 99 problems, but my child being a lil nazi ain't one.

1 week ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

I don't give a shit if that hick is related to me. If he's wearing a Trump hat the family is better off without him. Send his ass!

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

If you really support Trump, you would enlist this week

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Save transport costs, accidentally shoot yourself in the head. A good way to get out of it./s

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best way yet to rid ourselves of that BS Manosphere toxic shit.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Camaro sales going up

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Suddenly all strippers in the area are now married

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If yer old enough to perv, yer old enough to serve.

1 week ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I dunno if that's true, have you met a 14 year old boy?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The draft does typically start with 20 year olds, goes through 25, then 18 and 19. So these kids would be among the first.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

n-n-n-nineteen. educate yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5rWUlkKuVM

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You don't need to be a dick, you know that, right

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

send Barron

1 week ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Send that ENTIRE FAMILY shit add the Kushners too!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He’s been checked out and come to find out, he is ineligible for the draft because he’s “too tall”.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

They have waivers for everything, my guy.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hacksaws are easy to buy, if you saw high enough, it'll solve any bonespur issue, I'd suggest about neck height.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He’s listed online as being between 6’7 and 6’9. The height limit for the military is 6’8, except for USMC, which is 6’5. Not that he’s going anyway, but I pondered this recently and found it interesting that he potentially is too tall to be drafted. Which, again, wouldn’t happen, but it goddamned well should.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Davis Robinson was 7 feet

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure he's that tall? We know how accurately his pos father listed his height and weight.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve no idea, but you make a good point—his disgusting father lies about his own height, so it’d make sense he’d lie about his son’s, since the difference could be determined from photos by people who are skilled in that area. Seems kind of cognitively involved for him, but who knows. Maybe that’s why there only a range for the son’s height, not the specific height.

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