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I was asked to make this post so here goes!!
Different aged bees eat different things. And at different times of the year!! First we need to know the life cycle of bees.
Here we see the very basic from egg to emerge cycle.
When new bees first emerge from their cells their first job is wax production. Young bees automatically have their wax glands producing. Then as they age they work as receiving bees. They take the nectar that comes from the outside bees and they convert and store the nectar in the honey cells. After that they become the outside worker bees that do the harvesting!
When the egg hatches they are fed what’s known as royal jelly. This is a mixture of nectar and pollen. After about three days of jelly MOST bees are then cut off from that kind of food. I say most because there is one exception.
Queens! They are feed royal jelly their entire growing period. The jelly is packed full of nutrients that stimulates the growth for a new queen. Queens sort of require their own post so I’ll continue on.
This is the prize for humans! The sweet thick honey. Now, there is an enzyme in bee spit called invertase. This helps break down the sugars in the nectar that comes from flowers. As the nectar is passed from the outside harvester bees to the inside worker bees, it comes in contact with this enzyme.
The nectar and enzyme are then both stored in the honey cells. But wait! It’s still not honey. It can only be considered consumable honey when it reaches a certain moisture content. Because of the enzyme the nectar does not spoil during this process of being air dried.
The honey and nectar is what the adult bees live on. It’s their main food source. Now bees do not have to have “honey” to survive. Their bodies need the sugars in there and we can supplement those with the recipe down below. I’ll go into further detail later.
Flower sperm! Uh, I mean, pollen!
Pollen for bees is quite possibly the most important part of a hives diet.
Pollen is used to feed baby bees and mixed to make royal jelly. It contains ALL of the ingredients needed to sustain life. Without pollen the hive cannot raise babies and subsequently dies. You gotta have new workers to replace the old.
Now! For the actual reason I’m making this post. Feeding the bees!
Anyone can feed the bees. You don’t have to have a hive to provide bees with a little extra lunch! There are many different ways to go about it but here is what we use.
Above is a recipe for a pollen cake. It’s basically a wet floppy pancake for bees to not only get the pollen they need for baby bees, but the adults get a little sugar for an added pick me up! When we make pollen cakes we just place them outside the hive so it’s easier for the bees.
Now you CAN only put out pollen and the bees will find it. We simply use the cake, like I said, for the added pick me up.
Above is a screen shot of an email that comes from out bee club. This is the recipe we use to feed our bees during the winter months so we know they have plenty to eat and can easily get to it.
There are a few reasons why we feed extra during the winter but that’s another post entirely.
These cakes are kind of the same consistency as the pollen cake. Just a sticky mushy mess. We place these right on top of the inside of our hives. You can make some up and have it outside as well though.
Another simple way to feed bees is using a juice jug. Like a plastic juice jug or even a coke bottle. Heat a 1:1 ratio of sugar and water just until the sugar is dissolved. Then let it cool. While cooking take your plastic jug and poke holes in the top with a push pin just where the neck starts to slope. Then fill the bottle and screw the lid back on. Take it outside. Lay the bottle down where you think the bees will find it and the sugar water will slowly drain out. Be careful of placement because ants and other insects like it too.
Thanks for looking! Enjoy my sausage tax with a photo of Runt!
Edit: well... I guess I’ll be making a queen post also. Stay tuned! :D ?
davebeastly
They're all good bees, Bront.
bigyellowdog
Great post! And adorable pup..boop!
Bytencoder
"You must construct additional brood."
PurpleEmpress
Not gonna lie, I hate bees and wasps. But instead of skipping over this post I decided to read it cuz bees are important! Wasps suck though.
smorsdoeuvres
This is awesome. Thank you for sharing! Looking forward to the queen post!
AuntsInMyEyesJohnson
So to sum up, bees use plant jizz to feed their babies and also throw it up into empty pods that later become honey?...Nature is beautiful
vashthestampeedo
usernamedyourselfanenemy
Where are the caps?
DingoMatt
under the tab and above the shift. /s
Seizethegap
You like jazz?
Carbonoks
MERGATROYDER
Beelicious
fartymarty42
Dukenukemx
Fucking Lord!
MyParanoidSide
What is this from I love it so much
DickPicEnthusiast
https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc
jennym123
DOCTOR BEES
Pokegeologist
I was gonna say Venture Bros.
Davies46
IT IS A PLANE!
NeverGetsTheNuke
Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! ...IT *IS* A PLANE! And that plane is carrying.. DOCTOOOR BEEEReeees!
Tardnado
I enjoyed this. Looking forward to the queen post.
passthebeans
Incomplete. Does not once mentioned their knees.
eissie
Implied knees
SchizophrenicMC
Schroedinger's Knees
DaOllieGSauce
Becauseoftheimplication.gif
fuckbuoy
The bees knees phrase comes from the USA. Back in the post war era, the influx of immigrants seeking employment rose considerably. 1/
fuckbuoy
Largely Italian and other Europeans. They would come seeking "business" opportunities (Beezneez opportunities). The term was born 2/
fuckbuoy
as a mockery of the poor linguistic skills of the non native American tongue trying to speak English. Sauce- Stephen Fry (QI) 3/3
smorsdoeuvres
beastofburidan
Nor a picture of a pollen cake... ummmm exqueeze me
eissie
Well I don’t have a photo since we didn’t need to feed the pollen cake this year. Plenty of pollen to be had. I didn’t post the sugar either
craighchrist
**McSqueeze me
pomax
*exqueenze
beastofburidan
Ah yeah
WinningLottoTicket
Is this only for honeybees or can it be helpful for native bees? Our bee box had a lot of Mason bees over the winter, and our... 1/?
WinningLottoTicket
Native plant garden attracts a fair share of pollinators and super-pollinators, but anything more we can do to help is good. 2/2
eissie
Yeah it can be helpful to any insect that uses pollen and nectar!
spazztastic
Wait so if a larva is fed a certain amount of royal jelly then it becomes a queen?
eissie
Basically! The boost in nutrition does amazing!
BeesKneesJohanson
Well this is bee-utiful if I say so myself!
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MayYourFaceChipAndShatter
@eissie We're getting our first two nucs this spring. Thanks for posting this - favorited!
eissie
Awesome! Good luck! Any questions feel free to ask!
DanielNielsenn
These creatures saves the world.
ihazbraids
Due to the polar vortex my uncle lost all of his hives (50ish) and my brother his 2.
eissie
Oh man! I’m sorry to hear that. We lost one this past winter. It’s such a hard hit losing a hive.
BraupPandaGodKing
What percent of honey do they need versus what humans take, out of what they make? Saw post about agave vs honey and vegans.
eissie
I’ve heard that out of all the honey bees make they only use 30%. But how much to take is all dependent on the hives need.
fredthebadger
Well, trained beekeepers don't take more than the nest can spare because deliberately starving your own bees is retarded.
dmay1210
Love this Post. Learning new things is gratifying. Can only take so much boobs, farts, poops.
StoneyLoner
wait is the 1:1::sugar:water by mass or volume
eissie
.... both? It’s not an exact science.
StoneyLoner
sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. I'm a chemistry major (who cares about bees) so that's the kinda thing I always think about.
eissie
Oh I didn’t mean for that to sound stand offish! It was a legitimate both? As in I think they would both be fine, but not 100% sure. Sorry
StoneyLoner
No you're totally fine! I thought my initial response sounded standoffish lmao
StoneyLoner
*unintentionally standoffish
SalmySwims
Making bee cake sounds like a good way to fuck with annoying neighbors. Hide the cake outside their house, and let the bees do their thing.
eissie
... I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time...
Weirddave
ihavediarrhea
Kinda bummed how far down I had to scroll to find this posted here
MarkPenrice
That's a really whizzo idea, but where am I meant to get 2 ounces of pollen from? I mean ... I'm not a bee myself...
kawaiimeeshe
I have found it in the natural food section of the grocery store before!
MarkPenrice
Blimey. I'll have to keep 'em peeled next time I'm shopping. Though, just to check: you weren't in a grocery store for bees, were you?
kawaiimeeshe
Now that I recall, it was called The Hive...
eissie
Shove your face into a flower and buzz! You can buy it on amazon or local beekeepers.
MarkPenrice
Hehe ... that's a lot of flowers though, surely. Most likely amazon for me, not sure there's such a thing as a "local beekeeper" round here.
MarkPenrice
> I suppose I could take a trip to Turkey as I kept running across random hives & attendants when scootering around, but that's a 4hr flight
whatseventhepoint
Yum!
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IOnlyUpvoteBees
NeverConfusedForNaught
Did you know that since bees only eat pollen, they are made entirely from pollen?
acunninglinguist
This gif reminds me of that embarassed/flattered dog who puts his (her) paws over his (her?) face. How is a bee cute?
GriffinMann41
God bees are such cute little fuzzballs. I'd love to have a giant bee as a pet. Like, imagine. Fuck your chihuahua karen, GET HER MEGATHOR!
eissie
@Lill9
JayEnfield
Why does multiplying the recipe 32x yield only 16x more patties? Very suspicious.
eissie
It’s kind of all dependent on how big you make your patties too.
dingofdong
Where does one obtain industrial quantities of pollen? Presumably you don't just go around jacking off flowers yourself?
eissie
You gotta do what you gotta do
jmpaten
OP - do you have any tips about feeding local bees over invasive ones? I understand that is a big problem with the bee population.
eissie
Unfortunately there isn’t a way to keep the “bad” bugs out. :(
jmpaten
Thanks for the response! I want to help foster natural bees in my area, but wanted to do so in the best way possible.
Lill9
Oh my god thank you :)
eissie
I’m on mobile so you were the only one who got tagged cause... well I’m lazy and didn’t write down names ?
WireHairLongDoggie
I'm on mobile and follow you (so you don't have to tag) ?
imsuchaweirdo
I was actually wondering about this. When i follow someone i only get notified if it goes viral, not of each post. What am i not doing?
VisofSer
Why soybean flour?
eissie
Binder
OphelianAshe
I think the question is, why soybean? Why not normal flour
eissie
Well it’s also protein which wheat flour does not have.
OphelianAshe
oh neat, thanks
haveueverwentfast
Ever since I was a little girl and I found an exhausted bee my mum taught me to make sigar water and give them a pick me up. Good memories!!
ChubbsIsMyName
I do this to this day! We need the bees, they pollinate our food, they help flowers grow, & they work SO hard to give us, & them, substance!
DaveElfstaine
But do they work harder than Mexicans?
haveueverwentfast
Meh I'd say it's about even
addms
Friend’s dad is a beekeeper. It mesmerised me how perfect the hexagons in the hive were. Not only that, but how they are overlapped and...
SkyrimTherapistSpecializinginKhajitIssues
Maybe he could be convinced to make a post? With pics?
addms
staggered, so that the centre of the hexagon was on top of the corner of the other on the next layer. So incredibly precise and beautiful.
MarkPenrice
> though that doesn't stop it being wonderful and amazing even so.
MarkPenrice
It's probably not that difficult a thing to code for on an instinctive behavioural level, fwiw. Fairly simple/fundamental shapes & angles.
TheGroke
It’s even easier than that. Hexagons are what you get when you squash a bunch of circles together; you can verify this with a bundle of 1/
TheGroke
/2 plastic straws
MarkPenrice
...fwiw to generate hexagons all you need to do is build straight lines at 120 degrees to each other. Like that's literally it.
MarkPenrice
Although I know the theory, the example seems questionable and I do have a load of straws somewhere around here... will have to check.
VinerialBlumpkin11
Sounds like he used foundation (man-made hexagon grid for them to build on. Foundationless bees build oddly shaped hexagons that are
VinerialBlumpkin11
Different sizes for different purposes. For instance drone brood is larger than worker cells. Honey and pollen cells are different as well.
VinerialBlumpkin11
There is even variation amongst cells used for the same purpose. Foundation forces the bees to use a uniform size that is actually too big
VinerialBlumpkin11
For regular worker brood which results in an artificially larger worker bee.