I'm usually a gambling man but not today

Sep 8, 2016 2:28 PM

Felt a rumble in my stomach and didn't risk it, today's gonna be a good day...

Schrodinger's fart: You can't tell if it's a fart or crap till you let it rip...

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It's the little victories.

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I can't believe I'm upvoting someone just because they didn't crap themselves.

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A friend pooped on the tail of his button up shirt at work. While he was washing it off a co-worker walked in and promptly left.

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Everyone needs a friend with a shittier situation to put life in perspective from time to time

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