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Feb 18, 2018 8:04 PM
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CosmicSentry
I Hate Sportsball.
ipeconick
#10 i got a friend that drives like that (does not take the eyes of the road for nothing), it is kind of annoying.
IshitOnWindshields
Funny how yall butthurt over bp but upvote let people enjoy things
ronin32
+1 for the last comic
CountTyroneRugen
#7 is how ostriches run their families
Coffeebeanbirthstone
Did the balls go?
NaomiDahmer
I'm totally in to my guys sports ball. He explains it so I like it now
PuhCKilluh
Who smokes a bong that way? That's how you smoke a dong.
synisterslipandslide
He got them big old duck lips it just looks like that. He can't help it.
PuhCKilluh
Can't be duck lippin it, it'll get all wet.
roxyamused
I believe it's a crack pipe
SomeContext
that ducking duck just lick that frog's ass... let him smoke the bong the dong way
ThatIsHowIFoundIt
A fucking duck does, man, obviously. Jesus. Chill the fuck out.
asm80dfa8sdfj
He needs to smoke some bong.
MuffinProof
Yeah, you fucking salmon
ThatIsHowIFoundIt
Oh, as a sports ball fan and imgurian, that last one speaks to me. Folks needs to get over being too cool to follow sports.
CrimeBrulee
Oh yeah, because sports fans are so chill.
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Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
No, as I'm a T I E R 3 A T H I E S T
AzzyBedlam
See, my problem is I know I'm not cool, I just genuinely hate sports. They bore the shit out of me, and everyone is so damn competitive.
AzzyBedlam
I'm not trying to be all superior, it just confuses me and gives me anxiety.
stavesacre
What I love about sports is the unscripted nature of it and the teamwork. Not knowing how it will end is exciting to me
SecretlyARedPanda
I don't like most sports. I deliberately learned the basics about most sports so I can at least do "water cooler" talks.
stavesacre
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
SecretlyARedPanda
I'm still surprised the App from IT Crowd hasn't become a real thing.
allthelindasfromhr
The 'I Hate Sportsball' crowd is pretty fucking annoying.
MelfsAcidArrow
I don’t understand being proud of ignorance, especially about something which is part of so many cultures.
MinisterKai
I can definitely understand that standpoint, but having lived surrounded by people who treat sports like a cult, it's a defense mechanism.
aninvisiblemaniac
sports fanatics are much worse, plus sports are a huge drain. athletes shouldn't be paid the way they are
ItsBelvie
Idiots on both sides to be honest. Especially loud ones.
ProxyPlayerHD
i hate sport in general. doesn't mean i need to ruin it for others.
Montblanka
If you don't "get" football and like videogames I recommend learning the rules and watching while pretending the quarterback is a wizard
railgap
The 'I Love Sports' crowd is far more annoying.
fakef44872
Not even close to being as annoying as the "I love sportsball" crowd.
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dancfontaine
It's just a meme for the most part
CptRobotNinja
Im in favor of live and let live. I have plenty of interests other people dont enjoy. As long as youre not being obnoxious you do you
kawwmoi
While I agree with you in theory, the sportsball fans where I work are extremely obnoxious and I've run out of patience with the fandom.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
But did the ball go?
MasterKif
Fuck dude it sure did.
tiarali
When I was a kid, my dad forced me to watch the state of origin, and yelled at me if i turned my head away from the tv.
tiarali
I now hate sportsball, but I am careful to be pleased for him if he gets to go to a game or whatever.
tiarali
He still makes fun of my geeky interests.
stickinthemud
If you are out of the house / independent I would tell him what a fucked up way to parent that is
tiarali
I am, but as a single mum I depend on my parents for help, so :/
OnlyBegottenDaughter
i think the "i don't understand sportsball" crowd is pretty fucking entertaining.
allthelindasfromhr
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
OnlyBegottenDaughter
some coherent sportsball comment that i can't quote or adlib.
dancfontaine
The way Allington tuffed the grass just in the lick of a minute had me completely up in shafts, I was did
JulietQuebecZulu
What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
Barcelonino
#Wengnerout
GeneVagina
The problem with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
ArdentSlacker
I legit cannot tell this from real commentary.
EveryDayWeStrayFurtherFromGodsLight
Between constant talk of fantasy leagues and arguing over statistics in unescapable environments, sports fans become unbearable over time.
MelfsAcidArrow
fantasy league people make me laugh, because it's basically sports D&D/RPGs.
ArdentSlacker
It's how I deal with fantasy leagues. I give D&D highlights. "Oh, your team 'won' by 2 points? Sweet. Mine came down to the wire, one man 1+
ArdentSlacker
2+ conscious, and the dragon still standing. Turned out, he was the only one that remembered the resist-fire potion. Doesn't help with claws
ArdentSlacker
3+ but did let him stand long enough to get the healer on their feet, who got the rest of us up for one more round. It was enough. Then...
captapathy
Not half as annoying as the sportsball enthusiasts.
dancfontaine
Eh I don't care about the leagues but NBA and NFL are pretty fun to watch high/drunk. But sober - I'd rather read a book
Allanonshea1
You're a prime example thank you for presenting yourself
captapathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFlm4R7efDc Sports fans.
OnyZ
This won't end well for me, but I think Sports Enthusiasts can be pretty annoying too. Loud screaming during games, rioting and stuff... nty
DrWhosYourDaddy
Gotta respect the history of the game and all the athletes who submit their lives to the will of the sportsball.
DrWhosYourDaddy
Corporate sportsball makes too much on sales and sportsball sports games
LinearAlgebro
true, but the 'sportsball' crowd acts like their ignorance grants them superiority
MelfsAcidArrow
For sure. I pride myself on knowing a little about everything, even sports I don’t follow like baseball.
OnyZ
Less ignorance and more over-the-top disinterest attempting to hide behind humor, I think?
MelfsAcidArrow
But... loud screaming during games only impacts those at the games, right? I mean ... if you aren't at the game, you don't hear them
OnyZ
Affects people watching in the same building/neighborhood too.
OnyZ
Screwed that sentence up, but you know what I mean.
MelfsAcidArrow
Ahh that makes sense. Sorry to hear.