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Jun 28, 2025 11:25 AM
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inkswitch11
Imagine what you could store in that dress top, tools, weapons. Snacks.
charondaboatman
That fucking vapid twat surgery look is just sooo disturbing. Just right out of a suburban horror movie. Fucking hideous.
theduckening
tokerator
If I were a mega billionaire I'd definitely be marrying a ghoul instead of Sidney Sweeney or anyone else.
therandombagofmeat
Money can by everything but class and taste
PhloydPhan
My grandmother had a lampshade that looked exactly like that dress.
BobAllen2004
Tighter than a drum.
seoras13
I do suspect that picture may have had a slight alteration & it wasn't to flatter.
evildadunit
only the best for our boy
SirRuppOfFigs
sevro77
Evil Aunt Becky?
McFrazzlestache
Imagine boning that. *shudders*
battleofhastings1066
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXN3MjdlanpmbTkyZzBmdnFnbzB5c21zZ21xOGRic2d3Y2RpNHN5NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7MKChN96hWxlC/200w.webp
invisiblemaniac
GhostBear3067
Anyone else getting ideas for their next Oblivion character?
DrPepperIsMyGP
My grandmother had that couch!
Exdeath5000
noJustNOnoooooo
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDJ2cmc4bXJ2bHQzNG1nYTBlMjFpZWNseWQ2Y3RweGl6ZGpjZTB4YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QMZpnb79N5BN0wsSM3/200w.webp
WeHaveCheese
Spitting image
IJUSTLOVEIT
She looks scary and that smile... diabolical...
AlterSack
90 % human, 10 % hazardous waste
kn1fe79
who's she wedding? j.d. Vance? dressed in couch camouflage
theskirrid
All that money, and he couldn't even buy her decent tits. Shameful.
TexMexHex
Ah, her outer appearance reflects her inner appearance. That's rare
GrandmasterSpank
Is this AI ?
antoinettehaupt2
No. I swear I got it from ABC news
TalkingSnake
yoyopopo
I do not know who this celebrity is, I don't know her past, I don't know her mind, I don't know how nice she is to those around her.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Granny asks when she'll get her curtains back
BobAllen2004
First thing I thought of was Carol Burnett's riff on the dress made of drapes from Gone with the Wind.
YoungBlood401
Boobs beats weird every time.
SoulfireUK
They probably just think of each other as $.
banjak
Why's she wearing black-out curtains?
spattr
Her dressmaker was inspired by the von Trapp children's' play clothes.
Currahee63
trinxter
A perfect match. Must be sad knowing that you are two of the most successful people on the planet, and yet so unpleasant. And have to boost your ego with a huge wedding and fancy guest list.
sneakypoo
I think you're overestimating their capacity of such self reflection.