Apr 21, 2020 7:28 PM
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LurkyMcLurker
Fucking flying rat
ericDFish
Could you speed it up? It was too easy to see some of it.
UpvoteFromATrashPanda
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Lezio
Taiwanese racing pigeons.
orbitsteve
Those are pigeon gang signs.
gunslinger001
thats the last clue in national treasure
zimzelen
+8 shit crit rune
Ninalaroo
I like how they pull the other wing out like, "This one does it too."
Magpiebones
Because it's a stamped on text on the wings..
armadillllo
Those are hidden messages people. Used by mafias to communicate.
StewedTomaters
Like those weird Eastern European/Russian drug drop photos that used to be all over User Sub?
FsImgur
Then why does it say "Eat at Chan's - We Delivery"
BishlamekGurpgork
Apparently it's a UV pigeon racing stamp.
Tehvenom
What was In the pigeon ?!
TrombeOverride
Hold birb gentle like hamburger.
RonCadillac6
budstud
I thought the government wasn't releasing the new model until next year.
GunshipCalypso
They're rolling them out early. We're all trapped inside, so they're replacing batteries and doing upgrades.
irisewithredeyes
That's a very clean, healthy, well-fed pigeon. In my town, they look like they're all diseased, mangy, zombie fken birds...
This one is apparently used for pigeon racing, hence the UV lettering.
Sounds like the poor things have access to lot of human food, then.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
tReasonoustRump
Holy shit. China communicating with Russia in secret
DevilsArsehole
Or not so secret...
cattlegrazer82
That's a lot of semen
AnotherMeetingWithHR
Cfl225688
Those indicate when the batteries need changing.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
If you turn it over, you can see the battery hatch
arkhamfashion
WAKE UP PEOPLE
BusterH
Is this why birds aren’t real?
kismabutt
Pigeon racing?! Lol
kyro
Totally a thing. All over in fact. Every US state has a pigeon racing union.
I found a dead one(hawk ate it) in my garage once. Googled the bird's foot tag number. The local union rep was named Wade Wilson.
He didn't understand why I was laughing. Most surreal phone call I ever made.
YetAnotherBadlyChosenUsername
I see they changed it's batteries recently...
BullfrogStormcroak
I legit thought they were testing the LEDs on it. I'm so dumb.
samsoniteson2000
obv the Chinese govt. Everyone knows birds aren't real.
likerice
Sperm light
Brandy321
that is so beautifully colored. humans are missing out on so much in nature
Kagenical
Humans did this.
Easykehl
A lot of people don’t know that Chinese characters weren’t invented by humans. They were actually based on UV patterns found on pigeon wings
MaximaSpeed
I sharply exhaled through the nose. Thankyou.
idc52
Why there is UV writing on a bird https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/g4hotu/comment/fny15f7
Hulkksmasher
Yah...fucking Asians and their pidgeon racing. You guys know how they get them to race, right?
mikeatike
Oh wait this is for real.
sarzaya
I thought it just kinda looked like writing and was some weird natural bending of light on the feathers.
flyashy
Thank you!!
RackhamTheRed
Those two characters don't mean "pigeon" but "pigeon racing" or "racing pigeon"
zipbangcrash
.
LuminousExpanse
oh great another sub to join. FUCK
generalsplayingrisk
how do they race? from what to what in what setting? what the fuck
I’d advise reading the section on doping. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_racing
WilliamWeird
Crazy how nature do dat
CorvusSolus
And that's how public key encryption works folks!
reineseele
Lies. They are tiny electronic surveilance circuits.
To be clear, this is one person’s educated guess. This particular bird may have UV writing for some other purpose.
beforetherewerememes
It's like mailing a letter. But you just stamp your message on a pigeon.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
I can’t find an article, so take with a grain of salt, but I remember reading something about pigeons being used to traffic drugs.
hyperkinetic
That may be the dumbest thing I've heard all week.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-40042260 not China, but not so dumb
EmergencyChocolate
It is the ancient scriptures telling of the prophecy!
harmlesspotato
Nah definitely runes, pigeons were made by Loki to trick humans
spinalterror36
Very informative, do the jockeys get the same?
No, but I think they get tested for performance enhancing substances.
OffendedSkeleton
FrankLake
Bravo, +1
PonyMadness
Pigeon jockeys are incredibly tiny and very hard to catch.
DeakVanNyke
you mean the rats? this aint NY, buddy!
GirdleTurtle
I know upgrade runes when I see them. That must be some buffed pigeon.
ThisIsGettingOld
+10 accuracy, +5 poison damage
MK1Maniac
Don't forget +Max Ammo
Lapulee
The raining shits of plague fire
AScholarAndAPervert
That is one clean pigeon
They arent usually filthy?
Pigeons really aren't that dirty, at least not particularly dirtier than any other bird. They're pretty fucking tasty, too. They just
HighFreq
Taste like chicken.
Pretty much. Like finer-textured dark meat on a chicken. Just need more of them for a meal.
adapted really well to cities because they're nearly identical to the cliff-habitats that they come from. We just associate them with filth
and disease because they shit all over everything in cities. They don't really deserve their reputation. No more disease-ridden than any
other bird. Few other urban-adapted animals get the same amount of stick. If I served you a pigeon for dinner you'd turn your nose up, but
they eat the same corn and shit on my family's farm, miles away from any city, that the pheasants do, and neither of them migrate.
Daddiboi
Wtf that looks like Chinese lettering
Palerain
It is codes for the bourgeoisie
Krampus95360
That's where the birds are manufactured. They have cheaper labor for government contracts on covert surveillance.
Spotishman
Ya his tattoo artist said it means freedom
LinkinPiper
Stew pigeon
orbitn
That's the birds manufacturing stamp of origin and the frequency on which it operates. Sssh.
sjwsuks8888
It say: kill me and turn me into pepperoni pizza
superfeathers
Post above links to guy who did some research and found it's probably involved in Taiwanese pigeon racing.
moricai
Previous comment mentioned that pigeon racing in china uses uv stamps to prevent cheating.
insomniapanda
Pigeons are Chinese govt spies
MexicanTrainer
Barely?
FentuckyCriedKhicken
it says: give me bread or you will get trumped.
They are obviously spy drones.
sunyudai
I mean, when isn't he?
bigoletree
Hi bigdaddisenpai
U Almost guessed my tag lol
JamJamJamboreHE
Those are high tech circuits.
DeathJacket
What is this from?
amop
HappyEngineer
tronicles
I’m a birder. This is hilarious because when this started the birding sucked and felt like EXACTLY this. Didn’t see much on my hikes
BahamutBBob
It's just the solar panels, don't worry about it.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
That looks like a certain ending of Mass Effect 3.
heisenbug42
TCP over pigeon.
DvD1
Or a high tech pigeon.
mattidude
Did pigeon post get an upgrade?
Techpriest93
Turns out its writing for the anti cheat system.
ZeFrenchCanadian
Yes and covid19 stay home is a clevor way for the gov to let them change the batteries in birds without anybody can see
ForTheLoveofFox
No wonder they put us in quarantine to change the batteries.
BatmanOSX
Scampyfriesaremyonlylove
There doing maintenance while we're all in lockdown
*they're
FragileDonkey
TheHawkRules
So THAT’S why they sit on power lines!
willupvoteanythingavatar
Have you ever actually seen a baby bird?! Lol
SpamYarBlockers
So it is like public / private key encryption to prevent a man in the middle attack from altering the race outcome
13andido
I was the 1000 upvote. Congrats!
Thanks bro. I try and give out as many as I can to people comment!
Vatatheo
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? ?
Forget *seeing* them. Have you TASTED them?
ExTechOp
I have, when they are ready to leave the nest they look like smaller and skinnier versions of the adults.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
I actually saw a nest of them last week!
LurkyMcLurker
Fucking flying rat
ericDFish
Could you speed it up? It was too easy to see some of it.
UpvoteFromATrashPanda
Lezio
Taiwanese racing pigeons.
orbitsteve
Those are pigeon gang signs.
gunslinger001
thats the last clue in national treasure
zimzelen
+8 shit crit rune
Ninalaroo
I like how they pull the other wing out like, "This one does it too."
Magpiebones
Because it's a stamped on text on the wings..
armadillllo
Those are hidden messages people. Used by mafias to communicate.
StewedTomaters
Like those weird Eastern European/Russian drug drop photos that used to be all over User Sub?
FsImgur
Then why does it say "Eat at Chan's - We Delivery"
BishlamekGurpgork
Apparently it's a UV pigeon racing stamp.
Tehvenom
What was In the pigeon ?!
TrombeOverride
Hold birb gentle like hamburger.
RonCadillac6
budstud
I thought the government wasn't releasing the new model until next year.
GunshipCalypso
They're rolling them out early. We're all trapped inside, so they're replacing batteries and doing upgrades.
irisewithredeyes
That's a very clean, healthy, well-fed pigeon. In my town, they look like they're all diseased, mangy, zombie fken birds...
BishlamekGurpgork
This one is apparently used for pigeon racing, hence the UV lettering.
Magpiebones
Sounds like the poor things have access to lot of human food, then.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
tReasonoustRump
Holy shit. China communicating with Russia in secret
DevilsArsehole
Or not so secret...
cattlegrazer82
That's a lot of semen
AnotherMeetingWithHR
Cfl225688
Those indicate when the batteries need changing.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
If you turn it over, you can see the battery hatch
arkhamfashion
WAKE UP PEOPLE
BusterH
Is this why birds aren’t real?
kismabutt
Pigeon racing?! Lol
kyro
Totally a thing. All over in fact. Every US state has a pigeon racing union.
kyro
I found a dead one(hawk ate it) in my garage once. Googled the bird's foot tag number. The local union rep was named Wade Wilson.
kyro
He didn't understand why I was laughing. Most surreal phone call I ever made.
YetAnotherBadlyChosenUsername
I see they changed it's batteries recently...
BullfrogStormcroak
I legit thought they were testing the LEDs on it. I'm so dumb.
samsoniteson2000
obv the Chinese govt. Everyone knows birds aren't real.
likerice
Sperm light
Brandy321
that is so beautifully colored. humans are missing out on so much in nature
Kagenical
Humans did this.
Easykehl
A lot of people don’t know that Chinese characters weren’t invented by humans. They were actually based on UV patterns found on pigeon wings
MaximaSpeed
I sharply exhaled through the nose. Thankyou.
idc52
Easykehl
Why there is UV writing on a bird
https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/g4hotu/comment/fny15f7
Hulkksmasher
Yah...fucking Asians and their pidgeon racing. You guys know how they get them to race, right?
mikeatike
Oh wait this is for real.
sarzaya
I thought it just kinda looked like writing and was some weird natural bending of light on the feathers.
flyashy
Thank you!!
RackhamTheRed
Those two characters don't mean "pigeon" but "pigeon racing" or "racing pigeon"
zipbangcrash
.
LuminousExpanse
oh great another sub to join. FUCK
generalsplayingrisk
how do they race? from what to what in what setting? what the fuck
Easykehl
I’d advise reading the section on doping. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_racing
WilliamWeird
Crazy how nature do dat
CorvusSolus
And that's how public key encryption works folks!
reineseele
Lies. They are tiny electronic surveilance circuits.
Easykehl
To be clear, this is one person’s educated guess. This particular bird may have UV writing for some other purpose.
beforetherewerememes
FsImgur
It's like mailing a letter. But you just stamp your message on a pigeon.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
I can’t find an article, so take with a grain of salt, but I remember reading something about pigeons being used to traffic drugs.
hyperkinetic
That may be the dumbest thing I've heard all week.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-40042260 not China, but not so dumb
EmergencyChocolate
It is the ancient scriptures telling of the prophecy!
harmlesspotato
Nah definitely runes, pigeons were made by Loki to trick humans
spinalterror36
Very informative, do the jockeys get the same?
hyperkinetic
No, but I think they get tested for performance enhancing substances.
OffendedSkeleton
FrankLake
Bravo, +1
PonyMadness
Pigeon jockeys are incredibly tiny and very hard to catch.
DeakVanNyke
you mean the rats? this aint NY, buddy!
GirdleTurtle
I know upgrade runes when I see them. That must be some buffed pigeon.
ThisIsGettingOld
+10 accuracy, +5 poison damage
MK1Maniac
Don't forget +Max Ammo
Lapulee
The raining shits of plague fire
AScholarAndAPervert
That is one clean pigeon
Magpiebones
They arent usually filthy?
StewedTomaters
Pigeons really aren't that dirty, at least not particularly dirtier than any other bird. They're pretty fucking tasty, too. They just
HighFreq
Taste like chicken.
StewedTomaters
Pretty much. Like finer-textured dark meat on a chicken. Just need more of them for a meal.
StewedTomaters
adapted really well to cities because they're nearly identical to the cliff-habitats that they come from. We just associate them with filth
StewedTomaters
and disease because they shit all over everything in cities. They don't really deserve their reputation. No more disease-ridden than any
StewedTomaters
other bird. Few other urban-adapted animals get the same amount of stick. If I served you a pigeon for dinner you'd turn your nose up, but
StewedTomaters
they eat the same corn and shit on my family's farm, miles away from any city, that the pheasants do, and neither of them migrate.
Daddiboi
Wtf that looks like Chinese lettering
Palerain
It is codes for the bourgeoisie
Krampus95360
That's where the birds are manufactured. They have cheaper labor for government contracts on covert surveillance.
Spotishman
Ya his tattoo artist said it means freedom
LinkinPiper
Stew pigeon
orbitn
That's the birds manufacturing stamp of origin and the frequency on which it operates. Sssh.
sjwsuks8888
It say: kill me and turn me into pepperoni pizza
superfeathers
Post above links to guy who did some research and found it's probably involved in Taiwanese pigeon racing.
moricai
Previous comment mentioned that pigeon racing in china uses uv stamps to prevent cheating.
insomniapanda
Pigeons are Chinese govt spies
MexicanTrainer
Barely?
FentuckyCriedKhicken
it says: give me bread or you will get trumped.
mikeatike
They are obviously spy drones.
DevilsArsehole
sunyudai
I mean, when isn't he?
bigoletree
Hi bigdaddisenpai
Daddiboi
U Almost guessed my tag lol
JamJamJamboreHE
Those are high tech circuits.
DeathJacket
hyperkinetic
What is this from?
amop
HappyEngineer
tronicles
I’m a birder. This is hilarious because when this started the birding sucked and felt like EXACTLY this. Didn’t see much on my hikes
BahamutBBob
It's just the solar panels, don't worry about it.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
That looks like a certain ending of Mass Effect 3.
heisenbug42
TCP over pigeon.
DvD1
Or a high tech pigeon.
mattidude
Did pigeon post get an upgrade?
Techpriest93
Turns out its writing for the anti cheat system.
ZeFrenchCanadian
Yes and covid19 stay home is a clevor way for the gov to let them change the batteries in birds without anybody can see
ForTheLoveofFox
No wonder they put us in quarantine to change the batteries.
BatmanOSX
Scampyfriesaremyonlylove
There doing maintenance while we're all in lockdown
Scampyfriesaremyonlylove
*they're
FragileDonkey
TheHawkRules
So THAT’S why they sit on power lines!
willupvoteanythingavatar
Have you ever actually seen a baby bird?! Lol
SpamYarBlockers
So it is like public / private key encryption to prevent a man in the middle attack from altering the race outcome
13andido
I was the 1000 upvote. Congrats!
JamJamJamboreHE
Thanks bro. I try and give out as many as I can to people comment!
Vatatheo
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? ?
hyperkinetic
Forget *seeing* them. Have you TASTED them?
ExTechOp
I have, when they are ready to leave the nest they look like smaller and skinnier versions of the adults.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
I actually saw a nest of them last week!