"What is this thing and why can't I eat it?"

We have a lot of squirrels that often jump around our tree in the backyard, however, they generally don't stay still for long in one spot. This was the except. Miss Kitten took notice first.

Kitten was joined by Champ to investigate. Even when they were pawing and scratching at the window, this thing did now budge. No fear.

Look at this majestic bastard!

"What the hell is this thing?"

"Seriously. What is it? Do I eat it, or am I supposed to be scared?"

They were sitting there for a good 30 minutes just hanging out with their new squirrel friend, periodically pawing at the window and clearly confused. Eventually all parties got bored and scurried away. It was a short lived friendship.