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This problem goes farther than photojournalism.
If he's gonna get interviewed he is gonna look classy.
*Frantically reviews receipt*
To be fair you can't really read a sign at that angle.
They snuck into this dump, I didn't even know I downloaded this one, 13/10
I mean just in case I get famous...
Ravens, they're good people, even though they're birds.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kids can be subversive little shits, but that still seems incredibly difficult...
That's a venty covera latte, acshchtually
Yay for water flavored soda!
Plus I have to pee
Yes, and now I am begging you, let this be the end of the conversation.
Pretty selfish tbh.
Oh, you're home? Whatever, I didn't even notice you were gone at all. Not like I stood at the door for 13 hours waiting for you to get home, all the while barking at even the slightest movement in the hopes it might be you pulling into the driveway. WHATEVER, GREG IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU I GUESS
I mean, that's what's happening, right?
Or until you realize you like them a LOT
Vietnam was bad
Hehe
that's literally what I said
LoOk HoW lOnG mY tOnGuE iS
the most important meal of the day
Nah bro, it's fine, I'll just eat both of these paninis
That is nice...
I have no fucks left because I gave them all away on accident
Never been to Nebraska
this is why he always looks so angry
he didn't turn the lights off, that's a vital step
Also recreational pizza, sometimes.
Yes to all
Perfectly inappropriate Joking Hazard strip that happened while my wife and I were playing the other day!
FP Edit: WOW! It only took a year! Damn folks, thanks a lot, glad you liked the things I stole and that one thing I didn't steal. In honor of the FP, perhaps just tell me something nice about your day. You know, if you want.
NZSheeps
#1 If the girlfriend doesn't understand sacrificing a piece of pasta for a cute cat photo, then keep the cat and leave the girlfriend.
bilborrax
Land of Lakes Butter Milk
dogmoind
#30 Mine isn't long enough (flaccid) to choose a side. I wasn't aware that was a thing until I was an adult.
oilyjosh
I’m right handed so I point it to the left...seems easier to pull out that way when toileting
jimmythehat1
I wore briefs for the longest time, so I just pointed it up, regardless of if I had an erection.
Eldibs
Depends on the pants. Less room means you're more likely to have to pick a side. I prefer roomy pants, personally.
KingMe343
Land O Lakes Buttermilk
Valtrith
Oooh that makes sense...
dontKnowDontCare87
For once, the OPs in between comments were actually funny. Well done you humorous fuck! +1
Valtrith
Ataash
#30 1)Yes 2)It just kinda hangs a certain way 3)No 4) Not if I'm careful 5) Not normally no. Suppose if I had a rash?
Valtrith
Hahaha, nice..
Ataash
Felt rude to leave her question unanswered.
Vesane
So #30 has just... Straight up never heard of underwear...?
CrimsonSix
sure but boxers are a thing, still a valid question
Kbantar
Not everyone wears underwear. I always do, but lots of people don't.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
#30 I had my left leg removed when I was a teenager so I could wear regular pants. I just tuck my knob in my shoe walk around on it.
Valtrith
Fuckin' boss
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Woman bent over infront of me, I kicked her across the park
Cammo353
Valtrith
Question is, between the villains and the heroes, who drinks whom under the table?
givn2sin
I've had some of the most vulgar and yet hilarious Joking Hazard combos... amazing.
Valtrith
I know, it's an amazing game! Forget to take pictures as often as I should I gotta say...
boogiemanspud
#30 it's cold in here I guess.
MarriNikari
I'm not that good at birds but my brain thinks all ravens have Horrifying Murder Death Beaks and so suspects those may be crows
Valtrith
I was worried as well, but they do seem to have the larger bill so it is hard to tell...
MarriNikari
Enh, if this is the worst thing we're worrying about today, I'm not upset xD
GuapoGuayaba
#30 Boxer-briefs and briefs come with a package pouch for a reason, and that reason is to preserve my equilibrium until engorgment!
jimmythehat1
I've never used that pouch.
Valtrith
Yeah I feel like that puts your stuff at a real weird angle...
jimmythehat1
I just don’t get why the opening of the pouch isn’t right in the middle.It’s like you gotta torque your junk one direction then turn another
Urgalicity
I wear looser pants
Valtrith
That is a wonderful idea, but then they bunch up under the belt!
coldsmith
Stole quite a few of these. Bravo!
maxstout808
+1 epic ad block text
Valtrith
3nd3rwiggin
Cynical me things the Raven images are shown in reverse order.
Valtrith
Omg say it ain't so!
Mockingbirb
EntropyReign
Someplace tried to train ravens to pick up litter for automated rewards; maybe these are their descendants, seeing if the legend's true
Valtrith
That would be the best option...
FormulatedVagabond
Regular me wonders
NZSheeps
Innocent me hadn't considered it until it was brought up
Valtrith
I'm with you.
MonsterNotWar
I can read, write and translate in Latin. I went to the British museum once and started translating most of the sculptures and artwork 1/2
MonsterNotWar
Because my dad wanted to know what everything said, and as I was translating, more people came up and thought I was part of the tour
AntaNce
Were you a kid?
MonsterNotWar
I was 15 at the time
AntaNce
Was it fun for you, or did you feel weird?
thefishbulb
#30 - Also would you consider wearing like a penis bra so you don't have this problem anymore? Or am I just talking about boxer briefs?
manicmalki
Your just thinking of briefs, Sports bra if boxer briefs and regular boxers are the equivalent of an old potatoe sack.
3cats2kids
Funny, that's what I call my scrotum.....old potatoe sack.
thefishbulb
Boil em mash em?
Valtrith
Keep them out of my stew
bf3c
how exactly the fuck do you screenshot a song?
Valtrith
Plug your nose and close your eyes simultaneously.
GCRust
As a Nebraskan - why the hostility to my state?
Valtrith
I apologize for the rudeness, but I honestly picked it so I could attract your attention and ask what Nebraska is like?
GCRust
Wide open. Spending two+ hours driving to a destination isn't seen as a big deal. Football is the official State Religion. 1/
GCRust
/2 Runza is a thing.
Valtrith
Hey that sounds a lot like my state but soccer instead of football... What's a runza?
GCRust
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runza A delicious, delicious thing.
Ancientmariner52
G_d made Nebraska so that we wouldn't have to drive through Kansas.
Spiked
Which religion are you that you omit the "o" from God? I only just found out about people from some Jewish faiths doing this.
Ancientmariner52
It's not my religion. It's out of respect for another's belief. He was Jewish.
moffit
Does it even count when we can still easily figure out the missing letter and know what the word is supposed to be?
semze
It's not about hiding the name. IIrc, they're forbidden from erasing the name "God" as it would be disrespectful, so they omit the O to
semze
avoid erasing or destroying his name.
ratherbored
#26 - As a Nebraskan - that stings, because, you know, the truth hurts and all.....
Valtrith
Oh no! You know I actually put that in there to get people like you! What's Nebraska like?
ratherbored
LOL - I knew it! Honestly, it's mostly flat farm land. Distance is measured in time, not miles, for most of the state. #naturegetaway
Valtrith
Haha, you knew correctly!! Damn right on... That sounds like a nice time occasionally?
ratherbored
There just isn't much in the way of "modern convenience" accessible in most of the areas (and the midwest in general, tbh).
ratherbored
It is actually a great place to visit (especially if you like the outdoors and a quiet surrounding/relaxed outing).
Valtrith
I am a big fan of the outdoors, you make a good point there...