Colormelonely
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Maybe not the best way...
But it would work...
Oct 23, 2015 10:52 PM
Colormelonely
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But it would work...
paperscale
Wipe it.. like with a cloth?
ISayBoooooo
But it still as potent as your average hard liquor drink, right?
Pizzachow
"Vodquila: It'll kill you"
chrisinsocalif
Oh f*ck that. I want to enjoy my night out.
BertTheBeard
I'm more of a Scotchka man, myself.
HOLYmakattack
This stuff makes the best margaritas ever.
PancakesAreTheWorkOfIlluminati
Think i found my new hobby...
IckarusKarow
still not stronger than RAKIJA!
iamanapatosaurus
Does Vodkilabsinthe exist?
FuckingStupidBitches
only in kill labs
washout
same thing as any tequila with "mixed" on the label, like quervo.
ExistentialDino
Liquid courage at its best
clipartist
trrrrrrouble.....!
Organicalchemist
Gee calm down satan.
unscot
That sounds fucking disgusting.
therocksfannypack
Oh my
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I drink that when I'm sick... I don't just wanna get rid of the bug, I want to burn down its entire village!
MfDaveTheScienceGuy
Every story of a bad night starts with, "And then we started drinking tequila!"
DerKeksinator
I once mixed glühwein with Jägermeister and rum. Forgot all my stuff and roamed the City the whole night, because I forgot the keys too
DerKeksinator
Pretty fun though. Well I wouldn't do it again, but it was an interesting experience
ParSpec
so it's tequila that's been vodka'd down to reduce flavor. Yeah ok sounds real macho.
JNapier
Full shit. hell im drunk
volatiley
drive by fuel
kingpedro
новый год and Dia de Los Muertos combined!
craggyp
this makes me puke just THINKING about it...
RifleCreek
What, like with a cloth or something?
MatadoR32
She trolled the Fox reporter just like they troll her. I'm not saying I support Hillary, I'm saying Fox is shit.
ToolsetOverreacting
Thought your comment was stupid. Hit me three images over. Came back and upvoted.
CorporalMercy
Or try Everclear, "you won't remember this but your friends sure will"
volatiley
A brick is a cheaper option
volatiley
192 proof is the max via distillation. Why bother with flavors?
FuckingStupidBitches
pussies
EroticZombiePants
Just drink rubbing alcohol.
LamKat314
Just get pure ethanol, I mean, eyesight isn't THAT important.
mindolluin
Ain't that the truth...
20sidedhero
Bullshit, that's a factory reset.
Anister
And a tripple nuke.
CountVorkosigan
You go back to crying all the time and shiting yourself?
volatiley
there's a button for that
RonSwansonCat
Followed by an additional factory reset to be safe.
underscoreneckbeard
I'll take 2 please.
FarkasMacTavish
Blackout drunkennes doesn't make you forget. It means that, from that point forward until it wears off, you're not recording new memories.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
My liver was okay when I was on factory settings.
aggressivefiretruck
A factory reset ends in a jail?
YeOldeImgurian
Become an Elder Scrolls protagonist. Wake up in jail with no idea who you are. Decide who you are. Escape. Become the hero. Vodquila.
enigma1235
YEEEEEEEEEEAH!
IHateCaptchaCodes
Vodquila - For those who like to mix black-out drunkenness with aggression and casual violence, and no longer have any fucks left to give.
dannykings37
I actually am not a big drinker, and I'm best with tequila, treats me nicer than vodka or whiskey, or even beer
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
And wants to wake up naked
IHateCaptchaCodes
The official celebration drink of Dia De Los Muertos!
AtLastIAmGrumpAndNotSoGrump
It won't be Dia De LOS Meurtos, it'll be Dia De SU Muerte.
MagicMaaaaaaaaan
Ha
ScrotieWantusis
Guys, this is just alcohol, y'all really have some personal things to sort out
stylinchilibeans
It's cute that you think different alcohols affect your behavior differently.
TheBreadlord
So.. what? It makes you Finnish?
TheLastStarFighter88
God, where was this shit when I was in the military?! Shenanigans that could have been had...
edwardelricsnipples
Brb making a booze run
Cappuccino651
It's like combining a Russian with a Scot
edwardelricsnipples
Brb making a booze run
TheNicolasCage
I'll take three
mighthate
Put me in coach I am ready for this
shmekie
Florida Man.
Abyssion88
So... College Students?
lazyarmadillo
That will go perfectly with my Friday night!
nekekami
As a bartender and sometimes server this will go well with all of the nights
moon2A
Cheers!!!
whaleywhale
I used to drink Bacardi Ciclon in college. It's rum and tequila. I rather enjoyed it tbh.
ToolsetOverreacting
I too enjoy getting arrested at 3 am for violently assaulting someone's herb garden.
TeamTMM
Thanks for pulling the memory of drinking that out of the fog
whaleywhale
I used to either just do shots, or mix it with Mountain Dew. I thought it mixed very well with MD. What about you?
TeamTMM
I vaguely remember mixing it with various pops. It was premixed with a hint of lime juice too , wasn't it?
whaleywhale
"Natural lime flavor"
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
As someone who only drinks tequila, am I the only one who doesn't get violent or aggressive? It actually puts me in a good mood :)
sorrynotsorry101
So far neither of the two has made me violent it gets me in a warm smiley mood where I find things wayyyy to funny
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
lol yeah, same here!
heyjumparound
Tequila is my liquor of choce as well, and I certainly don't become violent or agressive either (well no more than usual, anyway).
Thesmellofgoblins
I think the tequila is the "black out" bit. But I have never heard of people becoming agressive from vodka either
dandydust
Me too. Tequila and wine (preferably not together, though) are fun
ChilledOutEntertainer
I'm pretty sure alcohol is just alcohol and this whole thing is just something people convince themselves of.
alcovajinastee
obvs not an alcoholic. It's an art form!
zorrofuerte
Tell that to the people that took the caffeine out of four loko. I loved that stuff and never had any really bad times with it.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Yeah, that's how I see it too. They just like to blame the alcohol for their anger issues.
waitbutactually
You would be correct
wojo701
Except for Gin the Juniper berry is a sunova bitch
leontheprofessional
Popped my alcohol cherry on tanqueray, can never go back just the smell sets me in a foul mood.
Legitster
Whenever this gets posted, I feel the need to remind people that mixing two 80 proof drinks leaves you with an 80 proof drink.
volatiley
Alcohol math sometimes works differently
downvoterer
What the bloody hell is "proof"?
eightythousandandeightyfive
ABV x 2
BlurryFigure
Whenever you post silly things, I feel the need to remind you that it's not about the proofage. It's about mixing different spirits.
stopstalkingmeplease
It's a joke, chill..
pIanetarysociety
I don't see anything in the post or in the comments that makes me think that people think otherwise... what is your point?
thefightmaster
Someone isn't a drinker
dwilson0725
Why would pointing this out make them "not a drinker"?
bearlytipsy
Thank you, finally someone that understands
Duttles
So much this. I do tequila classrooms and so many people don't understand how alcohol works. Also, Jose Cuervo gold is literally a vodquila.
WhatIsYourSpaghettiPolicy
Also, American tequila can contain other alcohols (up to 50% IIRC), so if you buy cheap tequila you're already getting something similar
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
No. In distilling you get trace amounts of other alcohols, which is minimized by type of still, multiple runs, discarding the heads/tails
markasoraus
You mean cheap tequila. America doesn't make Tequila that being said always buy 100% De Agave Tequila plz
NwabudikeMorgan
You say that like the people making these jokes are of legal drinking age and know what they are talking about.
ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop
I was browsing to post the exact same sentence! That is all, have a good day
MorgothsORing
They're speaking to their experiences with both drinks not their proof.
dwilson0725
People are idiots and think different alcohols make you act differently.
YouCantHaveMyHouse
I'm pretty sure tequila still makes me throw up, instead of just drunk. So different alcohols make me act differently.
BeeExpert
Yess. I always think its so silly why someones like, "I had a shot that was vodka, whiskey, etc,etc" Ok, it was still weaker 1/2
BeeExpert
than the strongest part of that drink
Buttlastic
Also the fact that people think different types of alcohol result in different types of drunkenness. It's all ethanol.
dwilson0725
Right. People...
Goronhead
well, considering rum always treats me right, while vodka tends to make me pukey, I'd say there is a difference in types of drunk.
IronicUsername
There's a pretty popular myth that mixing alcohols gets you drunker. It doesn't but a lot of people believe it.
jeherohaku
Why does the myth persist?
IronicUsername
My best guess is people have a harder time keeping track of how much they've had to drink when they mix drinks.
nacko
I've read that conditioned expectations have a lot to do with how we behave while intoxicated, might look there for possible clues.
prodmerc
On a related note, this "proof" thing has always seemed weird to me :-). Why not just use ABV (percentage of alcohol in the bottle)?
ThisTreeIsDurRunk
MrStLouis
I used to know the answer to this but now I don't. Think it has something to do with turning halfs into whole numbers
dflr
I thought 'proof' was originally if it could catch fire. 100 proof meant yes. Then eventually they figured out that % mattered and used that
jeffreybaratheon
Proof is literally just double the ABV. It's not that hard to figure out.
tiramigiu
same reason americans use all the other imperial bullshit, everywhere else just uses ABV because it's the better system.
ScottSterling
Already been vaped
BeeExpert
We use both systems but labels always have the abv
idiotn00b
You just divide by two, it's the same system. It's not like Fahrenheit where you need to cast a third level spell to convert.
BeeExpert
So... like.... I think Fahrenheit is better for nonscientific uses. (I'm an asshole and love to start arguments about this)
tiramigiu
yeah, but you're wrong. So there's no argument to be had, Fahrenheit is never the better system.
nacko
The US officially uses ABV and it's printed on all liquor labels. Including the proof is at the label's discretion.
BeeExpert
america mostly uses abv
dakvas
Proof is a historic term. It's just been used forever that people just use it because they have for so long.
prodmerc
Yeah, I guess that's the best explanation :-)
IUsedToMakeBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotosOfMichaelCeraEveryday
kind of like the mile, inch, pound, yard, fahrenheit degree, ounce, gallon, quart...
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IUsedToMakeBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotosOfMichaelCeraEveryday
Arbitrary yeah but it can at least be reasonable and based on something constant, like the meter with the speed of light in vacuum
GiantRobotsRule
Obviously your math sucks. 80 proof x 80 proof = 6400 proof.
breakfasttimeallthetime
Obviously
hopethisisarelevantname
You're WAYYY off. They'd actually cancel each other out. 0 proof. Perfectly safe!
buttobviousfacts
Obviously YOUR math sucks because two 80 proof drinks give a 140 proof drink!
ImNotTaylorSwift
I would drink something that was 6400 proof.
michaelb22
Man that would be a hard drink to choke down.
thatchrisprattissohot
But 80^80 is 1766847064778384329583297500742918515827483896875618958121606201292619776000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
IAmWhoEverYouSayIAm
Fuck sake just use scientific notation.
thatchrisprattissohot
It's more fun this way!
thatchrisprattissohot
00000000000000000000000000
RaiXira
But G80 = 80^80^80^80^80... (keep on in like fashion until you have 80 80s), and the amount of energy required to store G80 would collapse
thatchrisprattissohot
Sweet.
RaiXira
the universe.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
So, what you're really saying is to just drink 100 proof rum? Cool, I'm covered.
solitaryDoesThingsToaMan
You should try stroh 80 is a good time
fakebecauseidontwantpeopletoknow
That's a thing?
Vantango84
Yes, and higher.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
fakebecauseidontwantpeopletoknow
Wow so ready.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
Always ready.
IKnowThisAnswer
Yeah, you could also go with Bacardi 151 which is 151 proof (obviously) for when you really wanted to skip tipsy and go straight to hell.
LoopStricken
Sounds good, what twit drinks alcohol for the taste?
MaladaptedMedic
That stuff is used for flambee because it burns so easily... still better than everclear though... never again
solitaryDoesThingsToaMan
Did a shot of everclear two separate times in my life and vomited minutes after from the sheer abrasiveness in my stomach