and just like that no more bike riding for the summer

Aug 2, 2018 3:04 PM

CrestKnight

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turns out the bike shed is infested with spiders. help me.

toxic

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need a purple pikmin.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get yourself a lighter

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this from The Mist?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charlotte left them for you, Wilbur

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if you drag your finger across it, you'll kill all of them. then wipe your finger on the ground to clean it. then you're done.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will, very slightly, decrease the number of insects buzzing round your face while you ride. They are spider bros.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those might be mites. I mite be wrong, though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoon them into your ears

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

This is the only solution

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just pedal as fast as you can and sling those fuckers off

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude like 25%of them would end up on your back

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, nope, nope - some might land in your nose!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If spiders are infesting your bike, it's not being ridden enough!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it rained for like 4 straight days. and the other 2 i was mowing laws so i wasn't up for a ride.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

spiders had to have been in there before then anyway. preggers just thought my bike looked like a good spot to lay eggs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0