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Absolutely glorious.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/10/cards-against-humanity-gets-settlement-from-spacex-plans-pack-of-elon-musk-cards
Oct 21, 2025 6:25 PM
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Absolutely glorious.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/10/cards-against-humanity-gets-settlement-from-spacex-plans-pack-of-elon-musk-cards
OhIfIMust
Command Auditory Hallucinations
ximzadix
Great news !
I cant fucking stand that elongated muskrat !
InfiniteBirds
Yeah fuck you elon, get off my .001 acre lot!
Hatsodoom
Is there FINALLY development on this?!
GreenMnM
Good. Fuck space x. Privatizing space is the worst possible direction to go when slapping that unibombing dumpster fire selling used car dealer musky the fuckin witless.
He's the type of guy that would send a crew to space, figure out there's an issue that'll cost 100 mil to get them home and just pull the plug from earth so they cant make calls back to planet earth saying oxygen is being vented to save the money that would come out of his bonus
Snooj
First the really big hole and now this. They sure have a weird bucket list.
Sageypie
Amazing causes and just astounding customer support. Apparently a shit show of a work place though, just an absolute hell for HR violations and whatnot. Chaotic neutral, for sure.
glamdring1
Part of me days, yeah that tracks and is not great. Another part of me says, who goes to work for CaH and doesn't expect wildly inappropriate humor bordering on harassment? I feel like that's gotta be in the job description somewhere.
Amanda55andcows
anyone else notice that he hasn't talked about the stupid wall thing since becoming president this time?
motionDancer
I'm hoping he realized it's going to be hard to launder more money through it
BitterBostonian
He just figured out (he was told) it's easier to promise things that aren't really tangible, and then proclaim he's accomplished them. No one questions any of it always.
kadaeux
He does Nazi that as important as hurting his own people this time.
VictusVonGuyver
No. He got what he wanted and Now wants something else. Now he's demanding pay outs from the Justice Department from past cases "he should have won" and plans to use the federal Treasury as his own piggy bank if people keep appeasing him.
LazerSpacePirate
I make sure to throw it in MAGAts face all the time. Like how's the border wall? Sure hope 20% of your income for a year that you donated to it was worth it!
Saxytimes
He doesn't need to because it was totally free since Mexico paid for it, no contractors engaged in any fraud, and it was completely effective so no one entered illegally from the whole southern border ever since. Big /S
cosonfused
"the land will be returned to it's previous state"
AverySomething
They cleared vegetation, laid gravel, and compacted the soil. I'm guessing there's a lot of oil contamination from poorly maintained vehicles as well. They're literally fixing all that and replanting native plants and making the absolute assholes who defaced the land pay for it.
cosonfused
as it should be.
Iaimtomisbehave
Good. Elon is buying Texas, he needs to pack his shit and hit the trail.
TheWhiteBarry
Texas can keep him. He fits right in with all the other RWNJs
inkpod
Gov. Abbott is in Musk's pocket
RadioFloyd
Where there’s noooo waaaaay oooouuut now.
Rovylern
Abbott WILL NOT STAND for that kind of slander! :3
cadetcypress
onecowboytoo
I am sure he will roll with the changes.
TheJomsborgViking
Sounds more like Cards For Humanity at this point
jimjong1
Elon Musk is still a human, they're just narrowing down their targets
VagabondEngineer
*Cards Against Human
BishlamekGurpgork
I suggest we apply for a disqualification on the grounds of mental inhumanity.
KommanderKayriel
What? No he's not. Look at him, he's a Nazi. And Nazis is demons.
NothingPrince
dont insult demons
Xenarion
Sadly, Nazis are humans. It's important to not forget that. They are dangerous BECAUSE they are humans, and not some fantasy evil creatures.
KommanderKayriel
I respectfully disagree. A human can be good or bad, depends on the minute and context. But this? This shit's beyond the pale.
AllTheKitties
No, it really isn't. This is exactly the kind of thing evil humans are capable of. It's awful and terrible and so wrong. But the perpetrators are still humans.