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The thing...
#savemejeebus #obiwandiedforyoursins #bible #jesus #christ
Nov 5, 2017 7:44 PM
blanketz
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#savemejeebus #obiwandiedforyoursins #bible #jesus #christ
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It's sad that 'the things' includes eating crabs, wearing mixed fabric, and having sex with the same gender.
NicholasCageisGOD
They should do one for the Satanic Bible @op
draagmad
you mean the LaVey bible? its super short, could prolly read it in a day
CantStopLurking
Satan: Don't be a dick.
StrawberryPrincess92
The Serpent wasn't Satan, Satan as a concept isn't as old as the genesis story
blanketz
Well... It's all bullshit of varying ages tossed together for psychological effect. So... Does it matter?
StrawberryPrincess92
I look at Christianity and the bible the same way I'd look at any mythology and religious text
StrawberryPrincess92
Not any more than it matters whether Heracles Choked the Nemian lion or shot it in the mouth with an arrow.