WazertFromBlueSky
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Oct 17, 2024 1:25 PM
WazertFromBlueSky
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Hey!
:)
SkaerKrowe
#7 Warranty voided cause you took it off road.
HeresYourSauce
#1 That is battery
meme2theextreme
#9 here we have, caught on camera, the moment the warranty expired.
allthelessyoungdudettesunite
#2 "Don't be rhidichuloush, I'm NOT drunk!"
flexstar
hello..?
FlameArath
If not friend then why friend shaped.
OCTAVlAN
#9 is the new BMW bike. His free subscription was over I guess.
TheBigCheese93
#6 That is the face of a man who learned something.
mrsparkle001
My fiance and I saw two black bears on our recent hiking trip. Right next to the trail in front of us, just on the other side of a small hill the trail crested. They froze in place and watched us and my heart pounded like a hammer on an anvil. I mean I've read about what to do but here it is happening now.
But nothing happened. They eventually walked off the trail and we continued on our way. They must have been enjoying a hike too.
DisneyCountdowns
#1 not sure I feel comfortable pulling a “prank” on a guy with neck tattoos and a teardrop..
sherlockhooves
#1 Somebody would be missing teeth if they did that to me.
roguekiller23231
That' first one, I know that laugh, it's that guy with the big mustache isn't it, where they on cam made fun of that girl and she shows 2 of them big teeth by pushing up her lip.
dorenavant
Did you mean that second one?
roguekiller23231
I found it on reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/13xhcax/bullying_me_for_my_nose_take_this_longer_version/
roguekiller23231
It's first one with pretending to spill hot water on the guy. When he goes 'AAAaaaah Aaah aah' That laugh.
dorenavant
Possibly but I think this one is a one off. The guys are somewhere in the Khaleej (Arabian/Persian Gulf) based on the guys accent.
Eldibs
#1 Dick move, actually having water in there. You could just as easily do the prank without dousing them. You can do it with a coffee cup without the vape cloud if you're good enough at pretending you're carrying something hot.
TotallyNotDave
That guy's an asshole. Fuck him hard in the face.
TheFastpaws
Ya, he poured a great deal of water on them. Really unnecessary for the prank.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
#1 - That first guy looked angry even before the stupid prank.
DJThuglifeSupreme
#8 this one reminds me of Peter trying to pick up the frog
nothingunused
#6 Dude just accidentally discovered the water-tamped breaching charge.
dorenavant
#7 doesn’t that void out the warranty?
thespaceghetto
From what I hear they're shipping em with the warranty pre-voided now
elvianempire
what doesnt on them
DragoWhooves
wasn't there a story that someone parked it on a driveway and it rained and that voided the warrenty?
AtmaDarkwolf
#1 Catch some hands real fast with this easy trick! Like and subscribe for more ways to get your ass beat down in record time.
firehippy
Temporary bicycle had me good, shame bout the lack of pixels. Great dump +1
ExitRude2
#3 was the realest panic ive ever seen conveyed in these videos. That scream tells me he probably doesnt have eyebrows anymore
SecondSince
I hope he doesn't have fingers anymore! Fuck anyone who screws around like that!
Subtilico
He got it coming.
AnoXaero
I'm more worried about the poor dog in the background
TupacAintDead
Or hand
arajad
I have a particular fondness for fireworks pranks gone wrong.
jimfalconer611
Mostlydeadpool
Methinks the door is locked because this wasn't his first prank. So, yes, justice is served.
Slash0mega
OH, he was trying to open the door and throw it in! i had no idea what they where trying to accomplish, didn't parse that the door could be locked and he was doing something to a shut door.
Mostlydeadpool
He sort of yells out "open! open!" right before it goes off. :)
PleasantPeasantPheasant
How to lose your friends, your eyebrows, and your house with this one simple trick!
Meatpopsical
And maybe an extra bumhole
LenzKist74
#10 - Thanks for opening the gate, bud. lol :D
littlecoatfatguy
#1 and #3 I'll show myself out while you look for your missing teeth.
VentricularAnomaly
Yeah, the firework in particular...like, you don't know where it's going to land or on what - it could light the person lying in bed on fire, trapping them in a flaming blanket. It could land near a shatterable object, turning it into flying shrapnel that impales the person. Hell, it could give them a heart attack. Like, what the fuck?
Crillol
Don't "prank" with implied or actual bodily harm. I'm with you, fatguy.
littlecoatfatguy
Yeah those weren't pranks. Intent doesn't matter, you don't treat people this way period.
LordHosk
#1 Ha ha you thought it was hot, but in reality I just dumped a pot of water on you so you are soaking wet, its not really a problem you freaked out over nothing...
other than getting a pot of water dumped on you.
blzrdphoto
#2 this is honestly disgusting to me. What kind of friend lets someone get so out of phase with reality, sees them doing something quite dangerous, and instead of helping just decides to record it. With friends like this who the F needs enemies…..
DragoWhooves
might not be a friend, might be a rando
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
I've never enjoyed being around someone that drunk. I might mention to slow down or get some water, but end of the day it's their choice and their fault to get absolutely plastered and I'm not going to babysit them to make sure they don't, or babysit them to make sure they don't wake up in a bush. I'll make sure they don't drive and don't die in a pool of vomit. I probably wouldn't record it, but if I think the embarrassment would help them get their shit together I might.
harmahalla
That there on the video is an everyday occurance back where I'm from. And I dont mind, drunkards are rarely dangerous, its the drug abusers that make me nervous.
SecondSince
#8 Normally one person cooks and the other cleans. But fuck that on this occasion!
WeirdComments
Right? Half the egg outside of the grill because he's a dumbass who filming with one hand instead of focusing on cooking properly with both hands. Then that whole hotdog turning shit which he also couldn't manage with one hand etc. etc. This was just a disaster by a very STUPID person.
ruint
#9 Warranty expired mid-trip. Happens all the time.
painstream
Subscription lapsed.
uselessplaceholdername
IOT devices 2 years after purchase when the company shuts their cloud servers to "obsolete" versions.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Don't know what was going on in #3, but that scream followed by the sound of an explosion was priceless.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Man is attempting to do a firework prank where they throw a live firework into a place where someone is stuck with it (presumably there is someone in the locked room, I'm betting a bathroom). If the correct firework is used, it's loud, scary, but mostly harmless. If an incorrect firework is used, this can very, very dangerous. However, the door was locked, so the man was left with just a live firework he dropped. Result in aforementioned scream and explosion.
Someshithead241
Judging by the panic, the scream and the explosion. He knowingly used the wrong type.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Definitely possible, though I will say, enclosed area can make the noise deceptively loud. And I am not knowledgeable enough in this area to determine what kind was used just by this clip.
But as a general rule for everyone, just don't do this. Me and my friends were once fairly prank heavy and enjoyed some good controlled explosions. And even we never did this sort of thing. Too many variables. Just don't.
AimingForAdorkable
Generally, “pranks” with fire or explosions are bad ideas.
Pranks with anything that can be dangerous = bad bad bad.
TheGreatAtomsk
#6 i'm always amazed there are people past elementary school age who seem to have no idea of the incompressible nature of water.
giraffinator
Don't mess with water, or fireworks :D
xuriV
I guess I never tried to squeeze water before
boostcreep
Car engines try to squeeze water if it gets into their cylinders. Turns out water is stronger than steel.
VentricularAnomaly
Huh. I can't say I was ever formally educated about that, but it feels like it should be one of those instinctive pieces of information. It seems pretty clear when you put it in words at least.
NotSinceTheAccidend
It looks like part of the stove range and part of the countertop
Gatotsu77
Might be time to get your eyes checked - that happened in the middle of a four-burner induction cook top. Note the white circles on either side to indicate where each induction coil is located.
AbelardSnazz
or the shatterability of glass surfaces
derJake
Shatnerability. Of. The comments.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Man there are some people past elementary stage who don't even know water is the final solution
Yellowchopsticks
I was expecting the bottle to give out before the countertop though.
eggmuffin
Plastic flexes. Tempered glass does not. Well, not much and not fast.
aggraphine
That's not a countertop, my man. That's a glass stovetop.
Mercurybird
And not a cheap fix.
LordFancypantsicus
Yup, probably easier to replace.
sendbobsandvageneiguess
*was
SpotlightStealer
I think he was trying to make the bottle explode so it made a deafening noise cuz fuck his neighbors, but he didn't get the cap on right, so it turned into a rocket and made all the force go down into a cavity in his electric stove
Foxsayy
Since water isn't compressible, unlike air, the force from the explosion gets transferred through the liquid and into whatever is around that liquid.
There was no rocket here, if anything, the cap being off or improperly connected would make that result less likely because the pressure would at least have had somewhere else to vent.
Basically he took the force of the explosion and concentrated it into a smaller area, and the water transfered more energy because it doesn't compress.
SpotlightStealer
I appreciate the correction
SecondSince
Yup. He demonstrated how small explosions can be used to great effect when channelled correctly.
arajad
#1 "Hey, punch me now."
TotallyNotDave
Infuriating. Punch him in the face repeatedly.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Those tats really make these seem like guys it would be safe to prank
gryzlock
The first tear drop was not there to warn them
lrateyourrig
fr fr
VanessaBludgeons
Two new teardrops coming soon
PleasantPeasantPheasant
It's straight up assault.
MithridateEupator
You know when boomers are always complaining about younger generations being too sensitive? It's because of dumb takes like this.
paintbullits
Pouring lukewarm tap water on your buddy is assault now? Right, good luck arguing that one to a jury
C0baltBlue
As lame as it sounds, throwing water on someone is considered assault on many countries. Certainly the UK, probably most of the US as well. Like cutting someone's hair without permission, it's an unwanted physical act.
Snezko
this is exactly what happens if you attempt this joke on me... i'm all for jokes but keep it proper, dumbarse shit like this is begging to be pummeled at some point -.-
JB4T5
r/iamabadass is that-a-way bud, we have fun here
TheMostKink
"Some guy I know splashed water on me, time to get violent."
mintvis
#4 Scary situation but this kid has a badass story for his buddies
ReconditeEidolon
This is always one of my greatest fears of being solo in the middle of nowhere. But I always remind myself of how low the odds are, but for this guy to also be filming it, crazy lucky... Unlucky?
drakkaris12718
If its Black, fight back, if its Brown, lie down, it its White, say goodnight.
WizardofAnus
Once watched my grandma chase off a black bear. Smacked it with a broom like fifteen times. Funniest thing I've ever seen, in retrospect, once I knew she was okay.
Me? My eight year old ass was fumbling with the gun safe.
They're basically just 150-400lb racoons.
HerrBisch
Yeah why isn't that kid fighting the bear? Pussy.
reverendbonobo
If it's Chinese, it's afraid of a sneeze.
drakkaris12718
True, so true.
CardeasIV
Onestly ever single video of them doesnt only confirm they are hard to breed, it also raises the question how they existed in the first place
IliveIdyeIliveagain
With the concrete evidence yeah!
casbott
The bear was like .."Oh, if you're going to be all aggressive like that, then fuck your phone."
GoodGuyGonzo
It could have been the bear's phone, we don’t know
NateintheNorth
And the bear has solid evidence to show his bear buddies about the time he ran into a human holding a thing
PlacentaEaters
Hey!
drunkbs
umbrellamaker
ocupado... OCUPADO!!!!
Am3ricanGangst3r
Is there a part 2 or was this found footage???
DarkRedCape
wtf is goin on here
CoinedWatcher
If memory serves, he's that bear's trainer. Not sure if that makes it less dangerous because he knows it, or more dangerous because he's deluded enough to think it's his buddy...
goblinwithaproblem
Making wild guess here, but here it goes: that hole the guy is in looks pretty darn big, and perfectly bear shaped. Might be that our human here was exploring some stuff in his local woods, found this dug out little hole/cave and didn't realize it was a bear den. Bear comes back to something in their home, doesn't quite know what to make of this (because wouldn't *you* have at least a quick pause if a random critter popped into your own home?)
thedewser
Was kinda hoping the bear would run off with the camera and a fun chase would ensue.
thetonestarr
"Hey! HEY! HEYYYYYYYY!"
UsernameLadiesMan217
The bear can take the camera, I have to wipe my ass because some coward shit my pants.
AuthGaeuvyen
sorry, I was scared
1wholurks
#7 DePlorean piss poor construction.
lronMaiden
No matter how much I despise that model, this case was 100% on the idiot sitting in it.
Zeeall
To be fair that could happen to any car. It's easy to debead a tyre doing donuts like that.
Still POS car though, by a POS human.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Yeah CDL drivers are taught this (if they have a good instructor, anyway!) that when making super tight turns while heavy you might scrub your forward tire clean off the wheel. Extra hazard for spreads since only one axle is taking the force of the turn. It's actually not uncommon for a driver to knock a tire loose, breakdown is pretty used to it.
LordFancypantsicus
I'm guessing it would be less likely on a lighter vehicle, no? I understand the cybertruck is ridiculously heavy compared to most pickup trucks.
Zeeall
Its more about the height of the sidewall. Low profile tyres like on "road cars" are less prone to this. Pickup trucks and SUVs are more so. Debeading is a known roll over risk factor in those kinds of vehicles. A hard swerve, tyre debeads, rim digs into the tarmac = instant roll over.
LordFancypantsicus
Ah, interesting, thank you for explaining! I don't know a lot about this stuff so I appreciate hearing more.
Mercurybird
Quick question.. What is the yellow on the side/top when they show the flat tire? It doesn’t look like the side of a silver Tesla. I can’t tell if the wheel itself is the same. But also, I’m on my mobile.
Zeeall
From what I can see it is a Tesla rim and the OEM Tesla tyre by Goodyear. What the yellow comes from I dont know. The Tesla is reflective...
Mercurybird
Yes but it doesn’t look reflective plus the yellow next to it. 🤷🏼♀️
But like I said, on mobile so I could be wrong.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
The yellow is the stainless section which is reflective, the black section is a trim piece that isn't reflective, it's that heavy duty polycarbonate stuff, so basically fancy plastic.