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... so he straddles it. I thought that imgur would appreciate this.
Her cats are rather interesting, on top of being massive, something like 18-24 inches from nose to base of tail and at least 20 lbs, they also have the intelligence of a toddler... Which is to say enough to be dangerous. This one is name Ron and his brother, and ginger, is named Weasley.
magemorpheus
I think they have antibiotics to treat your sister's crotch goblins. Seek a medical assistance.
TheLordFoxington
I tried to warn her away from it, but she has the bio-clock ticking.