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I always knew this but never knew how to say it
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7a8ne9/finally_someone_put_it_into_words/
Nov 2, 2017 10:18 AM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7a8ne9/finally_someone_put_it_into_words/
squishiebunnie
I needed this today. Thanks Universe and OP
z0civic
This makes it sound like it's society's responsibility to socialize you. Narcissistic?
theyar
Jesus want a self-obsessed shit. Stay far away.
BramStocker
no
ThisIsNoCave
In turn, you better be able to compete not only with the other person's solitude, but also all the less-needy people out there.
szepasszony
Personally, the value I place on other people isn't based on them being able to entertain me or make me happy.
moderatbothsides
Seems like ppl who "love" being alone are always the same ppl who can't stop telling me how lonely they are. Find someone to nap with you!
slyvic
I'm married so that's not a problem.
EarthDragon2189
Ah yes. The creed of all bad/lazy friends who expect other people to make all the effort in their interpersonal relationships.
tyjet3
Ravenbreaker
I do like this, however the way its worded makes it sound likes it's entirely on one person to try and make things work.
OnlyTheLonelyImgurians
my boyfriend is the only person I like having in my house. I prefer him to being alone, and only him. he prefers to be not with me.
fnhngest
:(
ghsdkgb
For a minute I thought this was one of those things where you read it backwards or read every other line and it takes a whole new meaning
Seethreepeeoh
My comfort zone are competing with another person, you not competing with my solitude. Wow - you're kinda right.
Fragatron3000
So many lonely ppl on imgur :,(
szepasszony
When your value of other people is based on what they can give you, it is bound to happen.
optimusgoose
A comfort zone can be a dangerous thing
Freeflare
More fetishizing of the self isolating and lonely. Yall need to stop wearing your neuroticism like it was a badge of courage.
wantednokes
If you're not going to try in a relationship, don't bother
cowboycoco
While true, I think you're missing the mark here.
wantednokes
I'm just getting tired of this whole "I hate socializing" thing
EZMONEY98
Luke Skywalkers opening text crawl for next Start Wars movie
Shayne3000
Maybe be a nicer person? Why do we have to "win" you over? What value do you bring to us that makes it worth the effort? So entitled.
slyvic
Why would you assume that I'm not a nice person? I do a lot of selfless things and I've sacrificed a lot for others happiness but not my own
AroAce
That people think that just because you don´t share every second with someone means that you are not a nice person astounds me.
Vaupell
Well white text on Black baggrund have been used long before you or CAH was born.
TrustyFart
That's what I love about my wife so much. I can let my guard down and truly be myself with her, the way people do when they're home alone
Princesskittykat22
I'm 15 and this is deep..
Princesskittykat22
/s
braindotexehasfailed
Not sure if I really like to be alone, but alone seems very fond of being me and I suspect it's doping when it comes to competing...
HighlySexualLobster
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori
soejmud
Seems completely unconnected to the picture, but it was an interesting read no less. So, thanks.
HighlySexualLobster
Hikikomori have withdrawn from society and the world to dwell in isolation, in their comfort zone.
soejmud
Yes, I know that. I just reread the entire wiki article, as well as the one on parasitic singles. But I believe the OP to be true 1/2
soejmud
2/2 independently on that, for most of us; Just how much we value company differs. And what our comfort zones are.
HighlySexualLobster
There are variations on the sentiment expressed in the image. Some healthy some not. It can be comfort in isolation, or anxiety in groups.
Thekindofkindlyman
And yet everyone on this site complains they’re lonely and want an SO
AroAce
Not everyone.
SolidSnayke
What a piece of shit. The self absorption is crazy. This is the exact same thing that girls do with the “playing hard to get”. (1/2)
SolidSnayke
If you don’t want to spend the energy to spend time with others, they won’t want to spend it for you. So you will end up alone. (2/2)
Seethreepeeoh
As my granny used to say - if ye were a chocolate bar, you'd ate yourself
quietmrbean
Yowzah! Sounds like your granny has some smooth moves!!
Bulmero8
Ate yourself - you irish?
Seethreepeeoh
Nothing will take you down a notch like an Irish grandma.
OneFroToRuleThemAll
I'm not sure I understand Granny Seethreepeeoh
Seethreepeeoh
You're up your own arse. Notions. Narcissistic millennial. State of your head. Get over yourself. etc.
ILiKETurtelStickers
I will never understand people who prefer to discover the world threw tv and computer screens. Tell me what you want but thats not living.
AroAce
Ok.
Akhormenet
cannedbat
"I will never understand..." is a self-fulfilling prophecy if ever I saw one
Fintro
He exclaims, while arguing strangers on his computer screen.
slyvic
The image says literally nothing about what you just said. Solitude or living alone is not about that.
szepasszony
If you're so selfish that you only spend time w/people when they can make you happy or entertain you, you're going to be a lonely person.
slyvic
Except I'm married with kids and you probably aren't.
szepasszony
1I'm happily married, have been for almost a decade. If you ditch your spouse if they're not making you happy or entertaining you 24/7
szepasszony
2you're selfish, married or no. Basing a person's value upon on what you can 'use' them for, emotionally or otherwise, is selfish, period.
slyvic
I think a couple should strive to make each other happy and if only one side is trying that means the other one is selfish.
uptaco
It's not about understanding. It's about letting others be happy with their own life as long as they're not hurting anyone.
AroAce
slyvic
Live and let live.
AroAce
PunnyTiger
or more succinctly "Can you be better than lying in bed in my underwear, browsing Imgur and petting my cat?"
ZergRusher99
Dunno that's pretty hard to beat
professionallazyperson
"Can you be better than playing Shadow of War uninterrupted literally all weekend?"
spacecowboyein
No, but I can complement that by being in bed next to you. And sometimes, when you're horny I can do sex stuff. Also I can bring food.
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
I like thw bringing food part. Can you bring some for the cat too?
jherazob
Underwear?
PunnyTiger
who puts on pants when they don't have to go outside?
heXonyou
...who put's on anything?
PunnyTiger
When you got balls the size of tangerines you put on shorts.
AmaIthea
beergolem
By all means, you're free to choose that. In my book it's self-defeating however, people don't just act towards you - they respond to you.
plplokokplok
Yeah if you never initiate hangouts or if you seem like you’d rather be in bed than with me I’ll just stop making any attempt at friendship.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
This is why I have only 1 friend left. I can handle the amount of social shit you invite me to but not more, so I'm not initiating myself.
ThisIsNoCave
Ayep. And if someone's going to take the time and effort to drag you out of your solitude, you better be worth it
ColoneISanders
This. I'm an introvert and as much as I can identify with the statement made, I also don't expect someone to go out of their way and 1/2
ColoneISanders
2/2 do all of the work just to get me to come out of my shell. It's got to be give/take and I've stepped out of my comfort zone a lot for it
clairebelle
Preach
ThisIsNoCave
Right? I mean saying "if you want to win me over" implies you think of yourself as a prize...
Seethreepeeoh
have you self published this book on amazon?
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
People don't get your joke. You have my upvote
Seethreepeeoh
I am forever in your debt
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
*touches fingertips in an evil planning manner* good, good...
beergolem
No, I'm just a random dude on Imgur who thinks being aloof can turn some great people away.
Seethreepeeoh
As a random cunt on imgur, I have tested your theory and can confirm you are correct.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The point is introverts *like* being alone though. Of course there are tons of great people out there. But if you don't feel like /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
socializing, it really doesn't matter how great they are. I need like 2 friends, and that's enough. I have no energy for more. It's not /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
anything against the rest of the people that I don't want to get to know them. /3
goddamnitgivemeausername
I thought this was Cards Against Humanity for a moment.
PhenTsoksar
Biggest, blackest dick.
PunjabiMacgyver
_____ in my a55.
fabianvazquez262
pain?
Ragenip
You're presence has to be better than going balls deep in a squealing pig.
danbrazier
A bigger, blacker dick.
mucotevoli
Custom Card: Biggest Blackest Dick
Prageon
Works every damn time
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Which was inspired by
goddamnitgivemeausername
Holy shit!
FatStarlord
Really? That's awesome.
Marietard
Cards Against Humanity is a really lame game for parties. I usually win, but it's really boring. This was just because we were on the topic.
craftinscrap
DRINK-A-PALOOZA
theoaker
Depends on the kind of party, the people, and everyones state of mind. Along with a lot of other variables of course.
Marietard
Definitely, but a big house party is not the place. But even in smaller settings there are much better games.
theoaker
Any recommendations?
Marietard
Fibbage, heads-up, catch phrase, for a smaller group any of the risks. Uh, Joking Hazard was fun.
craftinscrap
DRINK-A-PALOOZA is a fun board game that incorporates a bunch of different game. Really fun
Askingforafriend37
Apples to Apples, the PG rated version of Cards Against Humanity.
hugeroner
"In order to win me over, your presence has to be better than ____________________."
degenerator
Imgur.
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Smegma.
Buck39
The biggest, blackest dick!
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
MechaHitler
ColonFilth
Fucking a dead body in a pool of sweat.
ProxyPlayerHD
Hitler youth porn
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
Childeren with butt cancer
DeadlyFood
Shutting the fuck up
SirDrizzlytheBear
The part of Anne Frank's diary when she talks about masturbation
DaedelusMuse
Masturbating to Anne Frank's diary.
johnnysinswastaken
My dad who went for a pack of smokes 20 years ago.
Partytor
A windmill full of corpses
PaulFerrar
Eating Cheetos naked watching Nickelodeon
justkidneying
Bees?!
DyslexicBoi
A falcon with a tiny cap on its head
Hetuni
The jews.
MyKingdomForOC
My racist uncle
somenerandom
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
ILikeSciFi
WE NEED TO MAKE IMGUR CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY A THING
bruhmometn2a
@sarah
Oirilia
Pacman uncontrollably guzzling cum
RoxanneLaWin
Madeline McCann
UpvoteFairy3001
I have a custom white card with my name on it. It always wins every time I'm the Card Czar
DinosaurOnABus
Glory Holes.
MassiveClusterFuck
"Jade goodies cancerous remains"
Txtcat
My dad's dumb fucking face.
MicrowavedSnow
Former President George W. Bush
LettuceFucker
Daddy Issues
Altumna
Some god damn peace and quiet
hugeroner
When my wife's Broadway-loving friend sings on our road trips, I always suggest this CAH production. Some GD Peace and Quiet: The Musical.
Glowtech
Daniel Rancliffs delicious arsehole.
capngoat
A windmill full of corpses.
wooliebooger
A bigger, blacker dick
cottonvag
The biggest, blackest dick.
SmellyPotatoMan
Matt Inman's Sweaty Testicles.
TheSecondBestOne
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears
idontenglishsorry
Just send them this already, they will probably add it to the next set of cards
WeGotCompanyCaptain
Aw a personal anecdote I see
Dalumbr
Does biggest blackest dick not always win?
Mistruths
It's too tired by itself, but it basically always wins if you pair it with bigger, blacker dick.