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I’ve had these for a while now
so they may not be fresh
but they make me laugh
so I hope you enjoy scrolling
Dear /u/mistborn... don't you dare
Dog Tax
Her name is Penny~
Brandy321
cereal happiness in this dump : https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/ee/a6/eeeea6afb6b88398d3a0a61ec1d420ed.jpg
D1G1T0L
Man, I love cheese. So glad I don't lack toes in toddler ants.
PyroDragon
+1 for Recycling @OP
Noksus
Good that the spiders arrived in time.
jsmith0277
The flower girl ad for the cremation company is targeting antivaxers
alanasaurus
I'm not cool enough to understand what "the biggest tea on myself" means
2ashesWeReturn
Excellent dump sir.
betterthanbardockbrolyandbeeruscombined
Hey my dog has those same tags
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hasseter12
Gotta be careful mixing DayQuil and NyQuil, fuck around too much, you’ll end up looking like Forest Whitaker
MantisTobogganPilotMD
"*tips fedora at explosion* m'egaton." - this shit just blew my cover at work, literally choke laughed.
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RustyRelic
So after the last supper, Jesus is looking over the tab. "For crying out loud! Who ordered wine!"
BonerJamz2000
Liz is short for lizard
PyroDragon
*Elizardbeth
likeforsuredude
This was an amazing dump to start my day thanks @op
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SigilLovesSpace
If I was part of a jury and some dude deadass goes "much less than murder" with his lips on the mic to that question, I'd die laughing.
rusrsdude
Lacroix like Remy Lacroix?
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
Quality dump, thanks OP!
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J1mbers
RealScienceMan
Lacroix flavors really just need a question mark after them. Cherry? Watermelon?
CaptainChinchilla
I also have a doggo named Penny! Your Penny is adorable.
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EatThatLunchBaby
First good dump of memes I've seen on here in a few weeks, +1
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jadedbacon
The one with Waluigi should've been "YOU WAH THIS HOLE"
dontmakemeanoptimist
A YORKIE! Love. I used to have twin pups, Emilio & Cookie. Sweet little yappers.
KimmysRadUsername
I love Penny
WillowTiaQuinn
The one about eating spiders fucked me right up, I couldn't breathe.
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freshpineapple86
I feel mainly
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slavegaius
Penny is beautiful. You wouldn't happen to be around NY State would you?
MrMagicMan101
Hmm, used to live in Ohio, but I currently live up in the Dakotas. Probably not close enough haha
slavegaius
Dang.
SummerBunny101
Penny is adorable. A prince among men. Give her many pats for me please
ravenfool
Penny has many pixels, very lovely girl.
tallquasi
She's cute but she kinda looks like she wants to talk to the manager.
ytisahc
Yeah, to howl about how amazing everything is!
CumsInPies
I'm a manager. I'd love to talk to her.
dunbarisbored
With that username, I'm concerned about what you're the manager of.
CumsInPies
Ah yes you caught me. I'm a pie manager.
whotheflipdoithinkiam
Ham is short for Hamantha
MantisTobogganPilotMD
Ham Wallet
malbec
Rick is short for Dickothy
StarkRG
Or Hamuel, if it's a guy.
kuljeskelen
or Hamwise, if it's a guy hobbit.
whotheflipdoithinkiam
Of course
PsychicSpider
Bed is short for Bederick.
TheBlueMuppet
Car is short for Carsandra.
happenedtomeonce
Bike is short for Bichael
PsychicSpider
Stick is short for Stichard.
copingcabana
Pill is short for Pilliam
PyroDragon
If you hard. Then you hard. Work | Play
otirrub
Dont dead open inside
stubbornsoldier
Get involved with intramural sports!
TrashEnthusiast
Don't forget your daily glass of refreshing jizz.
TorvicIsSanta
It is I who nuts to that