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I just said, "Whatever dude."
Kinda wish I just would have said, "Dumb ass."
MOST VIRAL EDIT: So, I didn't make Most Viral, but if I did, I would update my future response to be, "But your mom likes it when I wear a mask."
REAL MOST VIRAL EDIT: This post really did make Most Viral! You all have some really satisfying suggestions for comebacks in the comments. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my friend and family for helping me get here. Most importantly, thank you to my manager. Just like internet points they're all fake and that means a lot to me.
SoupForMyFamily
CoarseAndSalty
"Observe social distancing or I will stop you from breathing in self defense."
theonewhobleets
thekeyofe
Just say, "It's a free country, I do what I want," and watch their brains misfire.
AnythingMuchShorter
Even if wearing a mask was somehow bad, I can't imagine the connection to communism, other than that they also don't like or understand that
keys79
If being a communist means not being tethered to a ventilator slowly suffocating while my organs fail then sign me up.
revcleo
one of my best friends who grew up at the end of communism said her parents got a month summer holiday!!
ImDJSendBoobs
The correct response is "don't tread on me, am I right?" and keep walking.
MAN9000
Oooo. That is a good one!
CaroleBaskingShark
Countdown to his coughs being less and less fake ...
MarisFreeborn
We can only hope.
TheS4ndm4n
His profile switching to in memorandum..
andychristman2000
N8TheM8
My FIL had a similar encounter where he responded with "don't you have a cousin to fuck?" Man has his flaws, justified brutality is not one.
Mercurybird
I’m glad you didn’t. Your response was perfect. ?
marthafarquar
Что ты сказал, ублюдок ?
LurkingHusky
Really not worth getting in a fight with someone dumber than you
Calicoastin818
Imagine being vilified for wanting to live ??♂️ people are fuckin stupid
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
He’ll understand when he begs for the vaccine while being intubated and they tell him “sorry, it’s too late.”
tdstar
"It's not for my protection. It's mainly for yours."
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
"Thanks for getting your mom sick" "what" "I'm fucking your family"
MAN9000
No, "Your mom likes it when I wear a mask."
FredFruitbat
All you needed to do was raise an eyebrow and shake your head.
MAN9000
He says it behind my back after passing me.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
JellyNips
This needs more upvotes
dovo1695
"Whatever dude"... that's exactly what a communist would say you millennial Stalin lover
PointsAreForB1tches
I would have called him a fucking plague rat
Serenitis
I always find it really amusing just how many people will get even more frothingly upset when all you say is to this is "thank you".
FrolickingFrolicking
Good stuff https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsultBackfire
MAN9000
Lol. Noice.
Distractedlurker
“You’re living in fear.” Yeah well, you’re living in stupid.
eStroJen28
So stealing this, but just gonna reply, “It beats living in stupid”
planetfinder
For Kahless teaches: "The wind does not respect a fool."
Gilgamech
You haven't had people hold "take off your mask" signs along a busy highway? I stopped and asked one guy why, he said it was his deal.
Itsonporpoise
And then you continued on with your day, as untroubled as if one of the frozen hams had an opinion of you as well.
butthurtnevergetsbetter
"Fuck off" is also acceptable. Definitely not worth trying to converse with, anyway.
Thelrishlnquistion
MaryPupSkins
That's assault. Treat it as such. These people belong to a political party that accepts and encourages literal Nazis, so they are Nazis.
JadedDoorman
Nobody can ever vote for their own reasons, just why you think they did only. Your just as much of an extremeist, with a different uniform.
MaryPupSkins
Spoken like a Nazi that is trying to cloudy the issue. I'm sorry, but you will not be allowed.
planetfinder
You are responsible for the effects of your actions as well as their intent.
PhunPhact
@OP should've knocked his lights out. Stop being nice to these fascists.
LurkingHusky
I mean they are fascists idk if they're actually nazis even if they cosplay
MaryPupSkins
If you belong to a political party that accepts actual Nazis as members, then you are a Nazi.
LurkingHusky
Don't address me like I'm apart of it Im a socialist. I agree however are they actually nazis or Neo nazis?
livurz
I will respectful disagree. Non-resistors in Germany were still Nazis.
faethorferenc
You can have every opinion you wish, but why is it necessary to use populistic words about some German ideology from 1933-1945?
Jadedandannoyed
If the mother fucking hat fits bitch
walnutbreath
Or the jackboot.
doodoobailey
PhunPhact
The middle of the road BS is dead. They are literally white supremacists. Did u not view the flags flying January 6. Wtf are ppl still
PhunPhact
acting like this shit is a game?! History is repeating itself in REAL TIME
MaryPupSkins
Well, look what we found...
faethorferenc
Can you be a bit more specific about what you have found? Let me guess, i am evil due to not sharing the exact opinion you have?
MaryPupSkins
I don't argue with Nazi Sympathizers. It's a waste of time.
faethorferenc
Did you just call me a Nazi Sympathizer?
Compound515
They are stuck in the whirlpool/hot tub debate. They are not literal nazis because they do not belong to the Nazi party, but embody the 1)
Compound515
Same values as the nazis. In truth they are facists, not nazis.
faethorferenc
Thank you. That was what i struggled to say due to using the wrong words.
Compound515
I find your point to be exhausting though, many people do not understand what a facist is, using the term of Nazi is more widely understood
TheMouseOfMadness
"it's not Nazis because it's not from the Nazi region of Germany, it's Sparkling White Supremacy" is a shitty thing to be pedantic with
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Everything going on and you argue semantics. The shoe fits, and is easily recognized context. Quit your bullshit.
OmnipotentBeing
Don't worry. Soon his cough, will be real.
ratfaceddog
The Walken comma.
OmnipotentBeing
MaryPupSkins
Unfortunately, most likely. He probably won't die by the numbers, but he will probably have health conditions for the rest of his life.
OmnipotentBeing
Not that I want anyone to die, but this new COVID 19 Delta variant is putting healthy teens in the ICU.
MaryPupSkins
There is always the possibility of death. They are flirting with that, but these are Nazis. Think about it though, some of them are 1/2
MaryPupSkins
but a fucking Nazi? 3/3
MaryPupSkins
2/2 willing to risk getting Covid so they can spread it to their perceived enemies causing either death or destruction. Who does that 2/3
imgal76
Two words: pepper spray
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
I'm moving to Florida from California next week, I haven't thought of this. I'm now considering the legal repercussions.
imgal76
Someone in NE (I think) was jailed for coughing on cancer patient in store. Not positive @ legal repercussions but u know, it’s Florida.
imgal76
They have discreet bottles u can attach to belt for quick draw ;)
imgal76
Oo but be careful! Everyone here has guns. Everybody.
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
I was thinking more about using tear gas.
imgal76
Well,I’m no expert but I thought test gas is tolerable in the short term… like the irritants are cumulative? Pepper spray in the eye though
imgal76
Make ‘em jump back quick me thinks.
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
Also what the fuck?!
imgal76
Yeah. Little old grammas are strapped here. Everybody. Where in Florida u moving?
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
Fort Myers. No idea about the culture.