Guy fake coughed & called me a communist for wearing a mask into the grocery last night

Jul 30, 2021 12:15 PM

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I just said, "Whatever dude."

Kinda wish I just would have said, "Dumb ass."

MOST VIRAL EDIT: So, I didn't make Most Viral, but if I did, I would update my future response to be, "But your mom likes it when I wear a mask."

REAL MOST VIRAL EDIT: This post really did make Most Viral! You all have some really satisfying suggestions for comebacks in the comments. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my friend and family for helping me get here. Most importantly, thank you to my manager. Just like internet points they're all fake and that means a lot to me.

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4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

"Observe social distancing or I will stop you from breathing in self defense."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Just say, "It's a free country, I do what I want," and watch their brains misfire.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even if wearing a mask was somehow bad, I can't imagine the connection to communism, other than that they also don't like or understand that

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If being a communist means not being tethered to a ventilator slowly suffocating while my organs fail then sign me up.

4 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

one of my best friends who grew up at the end of communism said her parents got a month summer holiday!!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The correct response is "don't tread on me, am I right?" and keep walking.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oooo. That is a good one!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Countdown to his coughs being less and less fake ...

4 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 4

We can only hope.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

His profile switching to in memorandum..

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

My FIL had a similar encounter where he responded with "don't you have a cousin to fuck?" Man has his flaws, justified brutality is not one.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’m glad you didn’t. Your response was perfect. ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Что ты сказал, ублюдок ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really not worth getting in a fight with someone dumber than you

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine being vilified for wanting to live ??‍♂️ people are fuckin stupid

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He’ll understand when he begs for the vaccine while being intubated and they tell him “sorry, it’s too late.”

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"It's not for my protection. It's mainly for yours."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Thanks for getting your mom sick" "what" "I'm fucking your family"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, "Your mom likes it when I wear a mask."

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All you needed to do was raise an eyebrow and shake your head.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He says it behind my back after passing me.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

This needs more upvotes

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Whatever dude"... that's exactly what a communist would say you millennial Stalin lover

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would have called him a fucking plague rat

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I always find it really amusing just how many people will get even more frothingly upset when all you say is to this is "thank you".

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Lol. Noice.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

“You’re living in fear.” Yeah well, you’re living in stupid.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So stealing this, but just gonna reply, “It beats living in stupid”

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

For Kahless teaches: "The wind does not respect a fool."

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You haven't had people hold "take off your mask" signs along a busy highway? I stopped and asked one guy why, he said it was his deal.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

And then you continued on with your day, as untroubled as if one of the frozen hams had an opinion of you as well.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Fuck off" is also acceptable. Definitely not worth trying to converse with, anyway.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's assault. Treat it as such. These people belong to a political party that accepts and encourages literal Nazis, so they are Nazis.

4 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 27

Nobody can ever vote for their own reasons, just why you think they did only. Your just as much of an extremeist, with a different uniform.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Spoken like a Nazi that is trying to cloudy the issue. I'm sorry, but you will not be allowed.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You are responsible for the effects of your actions as well as their intent.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP should've knocked his lights out. Stop being nice to these fascists.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I mean they are fascists idk if they're actually nazis even if they cosplay

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

If you belong to a political party that accepts actual Nazis as members, then you are a Nazi.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Don't address me like I'm apart of it Im a socialist. I agree however are they actually nazis or Neo nazis?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I will respectful disagree. Non-resistors in Germany were still Nazis.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can have every opinion you wish, but why is it necessary to use populistic words about some German ideology from 1933-1945?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 65

If the mother fucking hat fits bitch

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or the jackboot.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v your analysis….

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The middle of the road BS is dead. They are literally white supremacists. Did u not view the flags flying January 6. Wtf are ppl still

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

acting like this shit is a game?! History is repeating itself in REAL TIME

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, look what we found...

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

Can you be a bit more specific about what you have found? Let me guess, i am evil due to not sharing the exact opinion you have?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 16

I don't argue with Nazi Sympathizers. It's a waste of time.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Did you just call me a Nazi Sympathizer?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

They are stuck in the whirlpool/hot tub debate. They are not literal nazis because they do not belong to the Nazi party, but embody the 1)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Same values as the nazis. In truth they are facists, not nazis.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Thank you. That was what i struggled to say due to using the wrong words.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

I find your point to be exhausting though, many people do not understand what a facist is, using the term of Nazi is more widely understood

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"it's not Nazis because it's not from the Nazi region of Germany, it's Sparkling White Supremacy" is a shitty thing to be pedantic with

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Everything going on and you argue semantics. The shoe fits, and is easily recognized context. Quit your bullshit.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. Soon his cough, will be real.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 6

The Walken comma.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, most likely. He probably won't die by the numbers, but he will probably have health conditions for the rest of his life.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Not that I want anyone to die, but this new COVID 19 Delta variant is putting healthy teens in the ICU.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There is always the possibility of death. They are flirting with that, but these are Nazis. Think about it though, some of them are 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

but a fucking Nazi? 3/3

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

2/2 willing to risk getting Covid so they can spread it to their perceived enemies causing either death or destruction. Who does that 2/3

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Two words: pepper spray

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm moving to Florida from California next week, I haven't thought of this. I'm now considering the legal repercussions.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone in NE (I think) was jailed for coughing on cancer patient in store. Not positive @ legal repercussions but u know, it’s Florida.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have discreet bottles u can attach to belt for quick draw ;)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oo but be careful! Everyone here has guns. Everybody.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking more about using tear gas.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well,I’m no expert but I thought test gas is tolerable in the short term… like the irritants are cumulative? Pepper spray in the eye though

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make ‘em jump back quick me thinks.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also what the fuck?!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Little old grammas are strapped here. Everybody. Where in Florida u moving?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fort Myers. No idea about the culture.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0