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belated fp edit: more work stories
JifLover
It's "hanged"
Howdyoulikethemapples
Upvoting for the Campbell's soup one.
thefreshjedi
#4 makes me want to feel religion.
usernamewillnotcheckout
Upvoted and stopped reading immediately reading lifeTIP 314
EpicPancakes
Could do without the overreactions tho
Stuebydoo
#1 I remember when these were as big as your head
MostValuableDickbutt
True, but that could have been that you were a child with a significantly smaller head.
bntli
Did you just take all these from imgur last night
goatfatdoc
yes
goatfatdoc
i lied it was about an hour ago
Shewy92
Well, life hack 314 isn't wrong...
CrashedEgo
My your ocular organs look magnificent this morrow
vfort31790
I want to be as cozy as that bird
shitsandgigglesfor100
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SEAGULLS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN!
bloxman
Ok dump
mrbadxampl
NateChadrick
We can dream....
Durzaka
Could be a group of a few friends. You can change your nick/url on tumblr at will (like Steam) so it isnt that special.
Magpiebones
It's very possible; tumblr allows you to change your nick and url.
WabanakiWarrior
It's also pretty easy to just fabricate all of it.
Cameron64
Yeah, I could do that in 3 min flat with chrome dev tools (just edit text) :p still laffed
Dunes8
Not sure I actually want the original context:
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Kid looks nothing like Steve Buscemi but ok
blueygooey
ive seen most of these in the past 2 days
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Banana museum looks like its in NM
OktoberSunset
Just got to remind you all that wagon wheels used to be huge, now they are puny. Fuck corporations.
Xenshail
#5, I know what game that is from...
bntli
Did you just take all these from imgur last night
zebil
In case anyone else wanted that THX soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtIOhYqrr00 (i heard it a few times at different levels)
trumpetjoel
Radiographer here - The OPG machine at work sounds like the THX Deep Note. Forward and reverse.
TheLimpinBiscuit
TheLimpinBiscuit
evidence supporting this.
krillin123499
I really hope nobody actually tries to drink bleach because it will kill you
seanathen123456789
YOU EGG
LoganCreed42
Fish and chips guy is my spirit guide
goatfatdoc
does he guide you with fish and chips?
zaiande
I was expecting him to throw everything in front of the train and reduce the surplus bird population but the twist had me dying!
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Serious question, could someone actually be charged with something for doing that?
Amtherion
Probably criminal mischief or something.
ooojibahh
Yep! Wouldn't surprise me if he was! Victoria's justice system is rooted. Revenue raising bastards!
SquishyToeBeans
#32, my boyfriend vs cats
Cere4l
as someone who doesnt like cats, usually these things have good reasons. for example, our cat when i was young was HORRIBLE, the damned 1/?
SquishyToeBeans
Haha understandable in that situation! However my bf has never had a cat and claims he never will xD
Cere4l
3/? in his thigh (and this beast had NAILS) and the cat calmy walked back to exact revenge in the form of biting in his feet. i once pissed
Cere4l
4/? my bed because i was too affraid to go to the toilet when i was 5 or so and the cat was sleeping indoors (very rare)
Cere4l
2/? beast chased doberman pinchers bulldogs, basically ANYTHING that moved, at one point my dad kicked the cat away because he put his nails
HubertFiorentini
#39 They are technically second cousins, not simply cousins. Assuming said info is accurate, Hercules and Triton are the technical cousins.
mrsmuffinman
Ariel is second cousins with Hercules' kids (before he killed them all)
mrsmuffinman
Hercules and Triton are first cousins which makes Hercules and Ariel first cousins once removed.
HubertFiorentini
Good point, you are correct. Source:
TheMightyDio
Is Triton not Poseidon?
BurritoBlasterBoy
No, Triton is Poseidon's son
TheMightyDio
Wow. I went my entire life not knowing that. It all makes sense now.
BurritoBlasterBoy
Yup. Poseidon and Neptune are the same, just Neptune is Roman, but Triton is Poseidon's son.
BurritoBlasterBoy
Actually first cousins once removed
BurritoBlasterBoy
Second cousins would be if their fathers were first cousins
HubertFiorentini
Good point, you are correct. Source:
MorganPorter
Used to think I understood how this worked- now my I've lost all faith in myself and my head hurts
BurritoBlasterBoy
It happens to all of us at some point
nevarowley
Thank you so much for this
HubertFiorentini
http://imgur.com/w3HzuH5
BurritoBlasterBoy
I didn't know I needed this gif until now