humpty dumpty sat on a fuck

Mar 25, 2016 10:20 PM

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belated fp edit: more work stories

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It's "hanged"

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Upvoting for the Campbell's soup one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 makes me want to feel religion.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted and stopped reading immediately reading lifeTIP 314

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Could do without the overreactions tho

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#1 I remember when these were as big as your head

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True, but that could have been that you were a child with a significantly smaller head.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you just take all these from imgur last night

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

yes

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i lied it was about an hour ago

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

Well, life hack 314 isn't wrong...

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My your ocular organs look magnificent this morrow

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I want to be as cozy as that bird

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I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SEAGULLS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN!

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Ok dump

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I'd like to think that's not all just one person doing that... I'd like to...

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We can dream....

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Could be a group of a few friends. You can change your nick/url on tumblr at will (like Steam) so it isnt that special.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's very possible; tumblr allows you to change your nick and url.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's also pretty easy to just fabricate all of it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I could do that in 3 min flat with chrome dev tools (just edit text) :p still laffed

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not sure I actually want the original context:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid looks nothing like Steve Buscemi but ok

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ive seen most of these in the past 2 days

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Banana museum looks like its in NM

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Just got to remind you all that wagon wheels used to be huge, now they are puny. Fuck corporations.

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#5, I know what game that is from...

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Did you just take all these from imgur last night

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In case anyone else wanted that THX soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtIOhYqrr00 (i heard it a few times at different levels)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Radiographer here - The OPG machine at work sounds like the THX Deep Note. Forward and reverse.

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There may be a correlation between openmindedness and the animal you prefer. I know I've noticed some (1

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evidence supporting this.

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I really hope nobody actually tries to drink bleach because it will kill you

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YOU EGG

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Fish and chips guy is my spirit guide

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does he guide you with fish and chips?

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I was expecting him to throw everything in front of the train and reduce the surplus bird population but the twist had me dying!

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Serious question, could someone actually be charged with something for doing that?

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Probably criminal mischief or something.

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Yep! Wouldn't surprise me if he was! Victoria's justice system is rooted. Revenue raising bastards!

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#32, my boyfriend vs cats

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as someone who doesnt like cats, usually these things have good reasons. for example, our cat when i was young was HORRIBLE, the damned 1/?

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Haha understandable in that situation! However my bf has never had a cat and claims he never will xD

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3/? in his thigh (and this beast had NAILS) and the cat calmy walked back to exact revenge in the form of biting in his feet. i once pissed

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4/? my bed because i was too affraid to go to the toilet when i was 5 or so and the cat was sleeping indoors (very rare)

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2/? beast chased doberman pinchers bulldogs, basically ANYTHING that moved, at one point my dad kicked the cat away because he put his nails

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#39 They are technically second cousins, not simply cousins. Assuming said info is accurate, Hercules and Triton are the technical cousins.

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Ariel is second cousins with Hercules' kids (before he killed them all)

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Hercules and Triton are first cousins which makes Hercules and Ariel first cousins once removed.

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Good point, you are correct. Source:

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Is Triton not Poseidon?

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No, Triton is Poseidon's son

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Wow. I went my entire life not knowing that. It all makes sense now.

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Yup. Poseidon and Neptune are the same, just Neptune is Roman, but Triton is Poseidon's son.

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Actually first cousins once removed

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Second cousins would be if their fathers were first cousins

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Good point, you are correct. Source:

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Used to think I understood how this worked- now my I've lost all faith in myself and my head hurts

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It happens to all of us at some point

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Thank you so much for this

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http://imgur.com/w3HzuH5

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I didn't know I needed this gif until now

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