Glorious small friend

Glorious small friend

My fiancething named the cat on the right "Cass" and allowed me to name the majestic monster on the left. I chose to not name it at all, so that we can call it whatever fits the mood--and best of all, he reacts. Today my SO called him Ziggy and he slowly stared at her with his magnificant, sad, insane blue eyes.

Later I sat next to him and declared "Hephaestus." And he looked me in the eye, acknowledging the glory that only he can harness within his adorable, uncanny essence of foof, madness, and glory.

Get a Himalayan if you want your life to be just a little better--providing it is semi-retarded, moves two feet a day, oinks, and stares at walls from inches away.

I ask the community to help come up with names I can call him by. I dismiss nothing as erroneous. Lend me your strength Imgur.