Mar 28, 2018 4:40 AM
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HerefortheCatTax
It brought you a present!
danpio1309
I can't get over the wagging!
TheExGreatShibaBeast
I can see the velociraptor in it. Thinking bigger.
ihateallofyoumonsters
I see roadrunners daily near my house in AZ, I'm literally always fascinated by seeing them.
DeltaBlast
Ellitivity
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MantisTobogganPilotMD
your dog looks sick
Ivanaski
I have these. They're surprisingly adept hunters
DolleryDoos
He's paying to have sex with you! Lol
CrashingOut
Keep hearing "oh but coyotes can outrun them" doesn't matter, they can readily fly from trouble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JftKl8qITnA
holmestrix
That's a very proud cat you have there.
DuchessGummiBunns
I have a roadrunner that comes into my nack yard to check himself out in the sliding glass door.
SmellOfMonkey
Waggy boi
DrSharkbite
Drixelix
nzscoria
They really are a cheeky looking bird
cre8majic
Meep meep!
PUNISHER88
He wants to share with you it's catch of the day.....let em in already.
Gramp5
I have had wild Chaparral friends in the past. One I had would bring her babies around to meet me every year.
thepuppeteer777
Velaciraptor looking motherf.......
Hashbrown123
I wonder if dinosaurs wagged their tails like that.
FilthyRaider
She turned me into a newt. Then a road runner ate me.
Mercenarity
But you got better?
mitsycoon
Is it wagging its tail?
Hyyrim
Took me a moment to figure put what the fuck that was,
UsernameAttempted
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dormantmutant
Why isn't it blue?
wildfrontierking
I was hoping a coyote would blow up or something...
Dragondraikk
The coyote is just off screen falling from a cliff
zadel99
If you listen carefully you can hear him
AceOfSpades7510
Is that thing holding a salamander?
UncleScarwasright
more likely a lizard, given runners live in dry climates. They hunt lizards all the time out here in New Mexico.
krpd
I think your dog might be autistic
AutismTheMusical
I am acoustism
katseiko
It seems allright, wagging it's tail..
DomZombie
It's a cat, and he has down syndrome.
cirunz
The heck is that?
Ark: Survival Evolved http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/ARK_Survival_Evolved/ the raptor tails move exactly this way in there
Wow, looks way different than what I remember.
It changed a lot in the last two years, and this is from some month ago, when I played it actively with some friend of mine
dunlapdynamo
I've had a roadrunner do this exact same thing to my window! Do they just enjoy their reflection or are they flaunting their hunting skills?
techfreak243
Flaunt it if you got it
HD2composer
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
He enjoys the fact that he looks like a freaking raptor
shimmernshine
You have something they want; it's a gift. Some birds understand trade.
db22
"Look what I caught, you pathetic naked fleshbag."
LSAH
I believe the established correct term is “meat popsicle”.
badthaught
DevilDisowned
Hello there apex predator. Would you like to share my fresh kill? I believe we could be friends.
MamaJeaux
Well, sure. Wouldn’t you?
RhiRhiLikesCats
Road runner is a real bird???
Only the one's from ACME tho
dangerousDoc
Yup not like the cartoon but they are fast little birds that eat snakes so humans try to encourage them
chilitwins2016101
Its new mexico's state bird they are everywhere here
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
Now to upset you. They're slower than Coyotes.
Got curious and looked it up to confirm; this is actually a mating ritual. The male brings the lizard and they both devour it while mating.
wurstkaesescenario
Now give head.
KnuckleMcMooseface
Seems like a good combo; food and sex
I think we may have gotten the idea from them... so many idioms and standards surrounding romance involve bird references.
scarletparsec
Humans overcomplicate everything. Forget flowers and emotions, just bring me a dead reptile.
SavagePatchKids
I know from experience that it works. Gets you laid every time.
711isAnInsideJob
Wanna see? https://youtu.be/_mSozLkCLdo Spoiler: she gets the the whole lizard ;)
Yes it's vertical. The video description says that the view would have been obstructed horizontally
Murrdogg
I also like to devour a lizard when mating ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
KnightsofColumbus
I did the same with my ex girlfriend but it was pastrami.
Happy Holy Week.
BeepboopSimpSoup
That's so nice of them. A true gentleman
ColostomyBrag
All the birds I've been out with liked dinner and a shag, so why not?
+1 for username
prolapsingandrelaxing
So he is flirting with his own reflection then possibly? That’s hilarious if so
sharK11
Getting ready to jack off and feast.
Either that or it wants to nail whoever is filming, which I wouldn't rule out. Ostriches find humans more attractive than other ostriches.
Exquisitine
I REALLY doubt that this is true
google it.
DisguisedLizardThing
Like some weird animal counter-furry...
I know it's gonna sound creepy, but most animals on the other side of the glass/bars at the zoo either want to eat you, or 'know' you.
Humans are the only species that has aversion to trans-species intercourse. The first person that fucked a horse did it as retaliation.
HerefortheCatTax
It brought you a present!
danpio1309
I can't get over the wagging!
TheExGreatShibaBeast
I can see the velociraptor in it. Thinking bigger.
ihateallofyoumonsters
I see roadrunners daily near my house in AZ, I'm literally always fascinated by seeing them.
DeltaBlast
Ellitivity
MantisTobogganPilotMD
your dog looks sick
Ivanaski
I have these. They're surprisingly adept hunters
DolleryDoos
He's paying to have sex with you! Lol
CrashingOut
Keep hearing "oh but coyotes can outrun them" doesn't matter, they can readily fly from trouble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JftKl8qITnA
holmestrix
That's a very proud cat you have there.
DuchessGummiBunns
I have a roadrunner that comes into my nack yard to check himself out in the sliding glass door.
SmellOfMonkey
Waggy boi
DrSharkbite
Drixelix
nzscoria
They really are a cheeky looking bird
cre8majic
Meep meep!
PUNISHER88
He wants to share with you it's catch of the day.....let em in already.
Gramp5
I have had wild Chaparral friends in the past. One I had would bring her babies around to meet me every year.
thepuppeteer777
Velaciraptor looking motherf.......
Hashbrown123
I wonder if dinosaurs wagged their tails like that.
FilthyRaider
She turned me into a newt. Then a road runner ate me.
Mercenarity
But you got better?
mitsycoon
Is it wagging its tail?
Hyyrim
Took me a moment to figure put what the fuck that was,
UsernameAttempted
dormantmutant
Why isn't it blue?
wildfrontierking
I was hoping a coyote would blow up or something...
Dragondraikk
The coyote is just off screen falling from a cliff
zadel99
If you listen carefully you can hear him
AceOfSpades7510
Is that thing holding a salamander?
UncleScarwasright
more likely a lizard, given runners live in dry climates. They hunt lizards all the time out here in New Mexico.
krpd
I think your dog might be autistic
AutismTheMusical
I am acoustism
katseiko
It seems allright, wagging it's tail..
DomZombie
It's a cat, and he has down syndrome.
cirunz
Mercenarity
The heck is that?
cirunz
Ark: Survival Evolved http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/ARK_Survival_Evolved/ the raptor tails move exactly this way in there
Mercenarity
Wow, looks way different than what I remember.
cirunz
It changed a lot in the last two years, and this is from some month ago, when I played it actively with some friend of mine
dunlapdynamo
I've had a roadrunner do this exact same thing to my window! Do they just enjoy their reflection or are they flaunting their hunting skills?
techfreak243
Flaunt it if you got it
HD2composer
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
He enjoys the fact that he looks like a freaking raptor
shimmernshine
You have something they want; it's a gift. Some birds understand trade.
db22
"Look what I caught, you pathetic naked fleshbag."
LSAH
I believe the established correct term is “meat popsicle”.
badthaught
DevilDisowned
Hello there apex predator. Would you like to share my fresh kill? I believe we could be friends.
MamaJeaux
Well, sure. Wouldn’t you?
RhiRhiLikesCats
Road runner is a real bird???
LosPer
Only the one's from ACME tho
dangerousDoc
Yup not like the cartoon but they are fast little birds that eat snakes so humans try to encourage them
chilitwins2016101
Its new mexico's state bird they are everywhere here
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
Now to upset you. They're slower than Coyotes.
shimmernshine
Got curious and looked it up to confirm; this is actually a mating ritual. The male brings the lizard and they both devour it while mating.
wurstkaesescenario
Now give head.
KnuckleMcMooseface
Seems like a good combo; food and sex
shimmernshine
I think we may have gotten the idea from them... so many idioms and standards surrounding romance involve bird references.
scarletparsec
Humans overcomplicate everything. Forget flowers and emotions, just bring me a dead reptile.
SavagePatchKids
I know from experience that it works. Gets you laid every time.
711isAnInsideJob
Wanna see? https://youtu.be/_mSozLkCLdo Spoiler: she gets the the whole lizard ;)
711isAnInsideJob
Yes it's vertical. The video description says that the view would have been obstructed horizontally
Murrdogg
I also like to devour a lizard when mating ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shimmernshine
KnightsofColumbus
I did the same with my ex girlfriend but it was pastrami.
shimmernshine
Happy Holy Week.
BeepboopSimpSoup
That's so nice of them. A true gentleman
ColostomyBrag
All the birds I've been out with liked dinner and a shag, so why not?
shimmernshine
+1 for username
prolapsingandrelaxing
So he is flirting with his own reflection then possibly? That’s hilarious if so
sharK11
Getting ready to jack off and feast.
shimmernshine
Either that or it wants to nail whoever is filming, which I wouldn't rule out. Ostriches find humans more attractive than other ostriches.
LosPer
Exquisitine
I REALLY doubt that this is true
shimmernshine
google it.
DisguisedLizardThing
Like some weird animal counter-furry...
shimmernshine
I know it's gonna sound creepy, but most animals on the other side of the glass/bars at the zoo either want to eat you, or 'know' you.
shimmernshine
Humans are the only species that has aversion to trans-species intercourse. The first person that fucked a horse did it as retaliation.