Had to share this gem

Jan 17, 2018 7:25 PM

So many questions

But, why? The only thing I can think of is he’s parodying the Salt Life bullshite. Good for a chuckle but damn

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Can’t buy nice toilet paper and still afford a Mercedes, best guess

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe: I saved so much on toilet paper to be able to buy this car.

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The typography on those "Salt Life" stickers are so bad, I always think it says "Slut Life" instead

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I know! Only way to make it worse would be to use comic sans

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Oh. Don't hate on Comic Sans. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

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