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Nov 17, 2016 8:38 AM
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FLCLrox
Waaaaait a second ... what over the counter drug store has tests for cocaine? I'm thinking this one ain't legit guys.
CajunFireFighter
TIL Loch ness monster is a cokehead.
Mikethemike
That was a long way to go but, sad to say, worth it. Kudos.
thisiskissel
It's ShowtimeCuntWaggons.png
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/n41rseK
alphanumerikk
Laura = Piss Jesus
wackywoohoopizzaman
LouieMondo
Aww stricken. well played sir.
retrospekt
nervesatme
MrZiddz
I laughed, I cried, I screamed, I wanted to suckerpunch OP in his faggot kidney, +1.
DipDopDerp
ImgurZero
I don't. I work graveyards.
BigManSamRog
Shiiiiiiit.... got me good! +1
HaveGinWillBabble
Fitting.
Sedas
WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLAM JIM JAM
JennaTools
GODDAMNIT
Lemmaywinks
I was so mad at the end but this phrase right here made it all worth it
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
FLIPPIN FLOP!
DavidRobertson19
Fuck you. This was a good one
theportraitssecretinattackmode
You slick motherfucker. +1
Culprikk
This motherfucker got me good.
ThattBiggie
It was slow to load for me, so I scrolled to the comments. They spoiled the surprise, but not the read. I forgot as I read, and it got me!!
SubZeroWithAFever
This was a ride from start to finish.
Jancer16
They always do
OliverClothesoff70
I don't trust Green Texts any more. They've hurt me too many times. I scroll to the bottom immediately now. Trust issues for life.
Iamthesacredbanana
i think im the only one that actually enjoys getting played like that, idk man just a rush <3
Raskal112
Goddammit you got me.
Bobloblaw8
I caught on at $16.50, paid with a twenty.
Jordanjcr
I actually guessed that she would test positive for cocaine... not so much the lochness monster and tree fiddy.
Tutor
I was calling for pregnancy test. Damn, I'm not that bright after all
RevolverLink
Goddamnit
Yuriee
WHY? WHAT DID I DO?
techman993
you mother fucker...+1
CurrentDrLynn
As a Laura, read the title and had a split second panic that I was in trouble
ImgurZero
Nah your good. Keep up with the vet work
CurrentDrLynn
Aw that's adorable! Thanks Shadowdragon!
ImgurZero
Tbh I kind of regret my username choice lol.
DrawOCoward
+1 I never expect these, and it's been so long since I've seen one
MadMacka
Not sure if sarcasm or lack of lurking in usersub :|
BahamutBBob
I've done plenty of time in usersub, but never caught a treefiddy story there. Lots of San Andreas multiplayer, but not treefiddy.
DrawOCoward
When they were newer, there were a lot of them and I saw several, but recently they've disappeared. This was kinda a pleasant surprise. 1/2
DrawOCoward
Just like the occasional d&d posts that we see every once in awhile. 2/2
ObiWanShalomi
What's the origin of greentext? Is it just because text on 4chan is green?
ImgurZero
Writing ">anything" like that makes it green. And they use it on for chan to make a story. So yeah pretty much
ObiWanShalomi
Ah oke thanks for explaining! Now I am a wiser man.
JamieMcAloon
Somebody is gonna need to explain this to me.
ImDarkerThanYou
yeah and me - so lost haha
Xm0ur3r
Your not alone
Cere4l
people think its funny to post stories where something happens that was caused by the loch ness monster. laugh or hate em as you wish
adascotatoascatito
reference to a south park episode, google loch ness 3.50 or some shit
ImScruffyImTheJanitor
Expected anon to test pregnant, got loch ness. Fucking damn it.
Pommo
lol yeah i was expecting him to be pregnant too
PixieSlasher
Apparently if a man gets a positive pregnancy test - it's a symptom of cancer or something like that
buyspoopywarbonds
Mhm, when a man gets testicular cancer, his body starts producing the same hormones that females do when preggers. Check your gonads for 1/
buyspoopywarbonds
Lumps every now and then.
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
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asdfertjryjre
ck.
IamNotAnAlien
me.
AmityVilleHorror
sideways.
IrradiatedBec
with your.
MapleCurry
eyes.
GuardsmanMiku
MickeyPupper
while we
cursedsoul98
ecodude
IrradiatedBec
Ok guys, /thread. This was nice.