Oglaf making a point that only applies to gazelles...

Sep 6, 2023 3:25 PM

Timpani

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Credit to the amazing Oglaf https://www.oglaf.com/tax-deductions/

Taking things out of context

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 2

Seems like a link HR would anonymously send out just so they can up their quarterly report numbers. Go ahead.. .click around.. what's the worst that can happen if your supervisor sees it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am reminded of cigarette companies and how they claimed their product promoted health at one time.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't believe it.... SFW Oglaf!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're SFW like, 2/5 of the time

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Oglaf.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh. I finally figured out what the public schools I went to are for.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

It's why they punish you for defending yourself against bullies.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember learning how planned obsolescence was a good thing?

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

No, what was the reasoning?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an engine for “necessary” replacement. Allowed manufacturers to keep making refrigerators year after year instead of making new, better things.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Preposterous. Female lions do the hunting.

2 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 6

Male lions get to eat first?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is bad "common knowledge". Like "touching a baby animal will make the mother abandon it". Even if that is a helpful misconception.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Only about 90% of the time, according to National Geographic.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Males are only loosely associated with the females that constitute a pride, and will often hunt individually rather than as part of a group hunt; the ideas that males don't hunt, even the ones in a pride, is grossly false (for a good primer on lion ecology, at least in the Serengeti, Schaller's Serengeti Lion is fantastic)

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Maybe the gazelle has a buttmonch fetish. Maybe the lion is into it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Obviously the lion is... teeth deep into it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not for males without a pride.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Or even a bored or hungry male.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They do - male lions will join the Lionesses in hunting more dangerous game like cape buffalo and elephants and Giraffes in desperate times, but they don't generally hunt with the pride and will eat first

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thus why the male lions have enough free time to found a school for gazelles.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He's just snacking on that ass

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The males hunt for that liussy

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

and apperently gussy

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes but now that the gazelle just lay down and take it, there's no hunting.

2 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Perfect job for us guys.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my wife!

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I feel like there might be a message here, some kind of social commentary, but I just... can't... put... my finger... on... it...

2 years ago | Likes 384 Dislikes 0

I can put my tongue on the boot though

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They usually embed 2 hidden Titles in the page html. In this case - "King of the beasts marries giraffe for political reasons" and "The lion sleeps tonight. And every night, actually. Dunno why I mentioned it"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Second one is the alt text on the image. No idea what the first one is.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If we get them used to toiling young, it will be easy to get them to toil for us when they're older. *lights cigar with $100 bill*

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

School bad, indoctrination, something something? Idk I've heard so much shit these days from far-right extremists that I become suspicious.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

I'll just spell out the metaphor for you: The lions are rich capitalists, the gazelles are the working classes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looking at the rest of Oglaf, I think you might be a liiiiiitle off the mark on the far-right bit at least.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Oglaf manages the neat trick of being very progressive without ever coming across as annoyingly preachy or self-righteous.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Something about eating ass.

2 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

It's Oglaf, that's probably it

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

This is an Oglaf comic that's arguably about 'eating ass' and is, amazingly, SFW.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There is a 7th panel?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh? The ass-eating is happening in the last panel here.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It reminds me of a book I'm looking at. Here a few excerpts.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

continued.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last sentence of the top paragraph is most relevant.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Obligatory warning about Oglaf -- most of his stuff is very, very NSFW stuff, with the occasional 'clean' joke like this tossed in. They're all great comics, but just manage your expectations if/when you visit it.

2 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

Eh, they are a couple? Oglaf is a sexually explicit comedy webcomic produced by Australians Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It was meant to be porn, but he decided he preferred making NSFW humor.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tossed in。。。( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)***

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly curious. Why do you believe that other adults need a warning for that?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Dude, NSFW is generic tag regarding things. Despite people always using it as such, it doesn't always represent actual literal hardcore porn. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/nsfw

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

eh...it's about 40% clean. 8 of the last 20 are SFW.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The 'NSFW' ones could feature anything from a pansexual orgy to bare breasts, though.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh, my god, the rate of cleanliness is increasing. They have horned out. The mojo, its drained. Life was to hard and now they are post-coitus and have gone soft.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, they've been more family-friendly recently (since they abandoned the Oglaf arc itself), but I'd wager if you take in all their archived comics from day one, those numbers wouldn't be as high.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Of the first 20 pages ever, 30%. are SFW

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As of last December, they made passing mention on... their Patreon, maybe? of being in the process of working on a new, long apprentice arc.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, whatever gets me storylines with Vampire Doctor in it, I'm happy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be clear for anyone who hasn't read Oglaf before: it's not a porn comic, it just happens to have (and be about) sex, drugs, violence, magic, etc. You can masturbate to it if you like, but that's not really the point of most of the comics.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

What's funny is that it was originally going to be a porn comic but that plan changed immediately when the writers couldn't stop themselves from making jokes.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Still porny enough to not be the first hit (or even an above the fold hit) on Google, although everything directs to the website

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, that's not due to Google, but the site request itself. When they first created the website, they explicitly added the code to the landing page to keep directly linking from google out of the equation. https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/w7kshq/comment/iq3x489/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People tend to overestimate how frequent the very rude comics are, too. I'd say it's no more than one in three or four.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It used to have a much higher NSFW:SFW ratio,

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. It's "NSFW" in the same sense as "subjects that most bosses would not approve of if they walked by your cubicle and looked over your shoulder to see what you were looking at."

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Except for the snake. Everyone fucks the snake on their first day.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, I mean, OBVIOUSLY except for the snake. The snake goes without saying.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*their. Doug and Trudy write’em

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Do you go around incorrecting people's grammar? You just want to watch the world burn.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

*peoples

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stand incorrected.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're not replaying the "*They're* all great comics..." but "*his* stuff is very,...". Giving credits to both authors.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I see now LOL my bad.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You spread some beautiful term like 'incorrecting' and get downvoted? You were wronged!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

IDK if there will be enough opportunities to use it enough to make it a thing--but I'll try.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0