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#funny #adamellis
Oct 24, 2017 8:02 PM
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#funny #adamellis
bananamuffins
"Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as Caesar."
PeatyMcSluggy
Ave, True to Caesar!
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
But the caesar salad is actually named after Cesar Cardini...
Luc1ferSam
PaulNewmansGhost
And a drink!
TakeMyWorfPlease
istabmysaladtomakeitacaesarsalad
Yay I'm kinda relevant
TheZabadabadoo
HaraDaya
Woah Adam didn't copy paste faces in this one
Dwerioc
but he did steal the joke. So, you know. There's that.
srsfaceI8C
Alternative joke: "Make sure everyone mispronounces Caesar for the rest of time and eternity."
ThisIsAJoJoReference
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Add chicken as an option
floriandg
He always did respect the vegetarians
RoxanneLaWin
thran87
Then fall, Ceasar
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
Et tu, croutons?
keppler38
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.
TortieShmortie
There is still good in this world. Don't forget to wear pink tomorrow.
QuietScreaming
People totally liked Brutus just as much as they liked Caesar!
PsychologicallyStablish
https://media.giphy.com/media/iSnM4NFbOLze8/giphy.gif
TrazynTheInfinitePlus1
You do realise Caesar was a title and not the actual name.
DxJGM
Am I the only bother by Caesar being blonde? His hair was black/light brown by most account.
AmberStardustPhoenix
That is how julius salads came to be.
Andytasteslikecandy
Caesar salad was invented in Mexico. Look it up
flavivsaetivs
butIdontownasuitJudith
Personally I prefer the salad named after Wally Dorf.
flavivsaetivs
AtsaMattaForYou
"...and a haircut..."
copingcabana
Chicken Seizure Salad
ZKrock
This is the kind of comic where the artist goes. "Fuck, I'm out of time and I need a punchline no matter how awful it is."
Different55
That's all of Adam Ellis' comics. He is loved and feared on /r/ComedyCemetery.
ZKrock
feared? As in fear of how he became popular without having any original ideas?
OPmakesOC
Well, the script is literally someone else's tweet, so he didn't even write the punchline.
ZKrock
Ah, I see it in the lower right hand corner. Well then scraping even further down that barrel.
Brocktooon
And a medical procedure that will save countless lives.
Hutchy01
They suspect if the caesarian is named after a person (rather than a verb) is was an ancestor of Gaius Julius Caesar's
FC2RS
And they did. And it was pretty good at most places. Definitely not at Chili's.
pushyourluck
i've never had a good salad at chili's
burritohs
Hi welcome to Chili's!
bugeyetex
Username checks out
ChuckWeiss
"Name a salad after me." "Cool, what do you want on it?" "... cheese." "That sounds gr-" "And tiny salted fish." "Wh-" "And stale bread."
NZSheeps
That sounds like grounds for another stabbing
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman5
I mean, he got stabbed 23 times so...
DancingPanther
Not many things are good at Chili's
NotNotDeadpool
Especially the chili
Feanor19
They revamped some years back. Give it another shot. It's pretty decent fast casual. I'm in love with their house made pickles.
PrincesssButtercup
I go to chilis probably once or twice a week. I have celiac and it's one of three places I can safely eat in my town. I enjoy it.
apparentlymynormalusernameisntgoodenoughsoheresthis
I’ve gotten those little sliders for as long as I can remember. Because everything else was super disappointing to me.
DinoSuarez
The food poisoning is top notch
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
ManicYEEtPressive
Second only to the consistent string of food poisoning i get at Country Buffet.
AidenT92
I didn't realize this was even a thing for chili's. My s.o got food poisoning from their fajita dish and we never went back again
whosedickisitanyway
I don't understand the chilis hate. Always been one of my favorites never had a problem with it
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
It's because these people live in garbage places with garbage chili's
Ialwaysupvotewinston
I only eat burgers/ribs/sandwiches from places like Chilis/Fridays/Applebees. I know what I'm getting in terms of quality and I'm ok with it
only90skidswillgetthis
Applebees microwaves their meat from stuff thats been cooked and frozen.
CrankyChemist
HEY! THOSE CHICKEN CRISPERS TASTE LIKE THEY'RE HAND BREADED BY ANGELS!
DancingPanther
more like fallen angels
AwkwardKaffs
I FUCKING LOVE THEIR HONEY CHIPOTLE CHICKEN CRISPERS.
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
Schwartzen
Is he still trying to pretend he's being haunted with shitty nanny cam videos? OH THIS HAPPENED WHILE I WAS OUT YET ALL MY LIGHTS ARE ON!
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
As a guy who makes cheap DeviantArt commissions, he has a point. A slim point that could've been said less douche-ily but still
281bats
Yeah but..he has owned his spot. He blogged for years before getting recognized and people obviously dig his humour. Chill out
skelitor120
I think the thing on the left is a better point than on the right-- Nobody should ever be shamed for finding success. His work may not --
skelitor120
-- smack of quality or innovation or even effort but it's still WORK and it's work that appeals to a great amount of people
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
Literally CtrlC+CtrlV'ing art you drew once is not work