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Twice, the second wish though is for nuggets
Oct 10, 2021 6:25 AM
cyclopsesnobody
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Twice, the second wish though is for nuggets
DemonFluffer1000
AeonQuasars
RazTheGiant
It is now a puppy again and needs to be retrain it but you make the mistake of thinking it will act the same and now it acts different
SassySailor
Would absolutely do this
fitchy0812
Make my whole family and my dog immortal, or grant me the ability to bestow total immortality and indestructability... stupid.
BoneyBaby
Yes
phobosorbust
!: the power to grant perfect immortality. 2: access to all knowledge at will. 3: the djinn gains the power to grant freedom to any djinn.
XanderCorsaj
That is one of the best wishes I've ever heard.
messica2
Nust make a wish that your dogs lifespan will match yours or make the dog immortal and pass pup down each generation!
ionicseraph
One wish should be for the dog to retain its memories.
RandomQuack
This is the best series of wishes.
IWasACatAllAlong
If you bring a dog back in puppy form, will it really be the same puppy? Youre shaping a brain all over again. Just wish for immortality.
poopslave
Time control, controlled immortality (I can shut it off if I want), and shapeshifting. Would take ages to get bored.
EccentricNimoy
VanZaiden
Dog dies from health complication in couple of days...because that's how genies work. They punish you for violating the natural laws.
Colopty
Did I have a representative at the table when these laws were written? No? Then the genie can shut up and give me my eternity dog.
BubblesTheFish
Holy mother of facebook Batman!
yourebreathtaking
He never said “I wish”, I bet that genie feels sheepish.
superscout0233
I always get big rescue dogs. Sometimes I wish I could see what they were like as little fluff balls.
forensicfilesbestofseason1
I’d use one wish for a lifetime supply of candy that never makes me gain weight then save the last one to rejuvenate my pupper again.
TheMightyElk
I miss my little buddy so much
CP3oh
It's so hard to say goodbye but celebrate the life you had and think about shelters full of hairy babies who'd love to be your new companion
SumptuousMeat
Oh that is not how djinn work. It would stop you relentlessly without sleep until you let slip some little nugget of want or need out loud.
SumptuousMeat
Stalk*
LifeIsDukka101
I could barejy handle the grief of losing my Furbaby after 16 years, yet alone if it were possible to be together for 64. And imagine how /2
LifeIsDukka101
they would feel and cope if we die before them. Their grief and loss and incomprehension would make our grief look pale by comparison.
EvilStarLegacy
Xaldyn
CEASE
IAmSomeGuy
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
Heffe3737
Why wouldn’t you just wish for your dog to live as long as you do, and then use your other two wishes to make yourself smarter?
yourmomscheese
Quality of life is a concer
fullstop
Granted, but you both die within 24 hours.
JollyWatson
Doggo was 14, probably not the most fun age for doggos to exist at for many decades
pritolus
There's a limit to how smart I wanna be. Would rather wish for lasting happiness
IWasACatAllAlong
Wish to be smart and happy. Boom.
Arkentra
Because he didn't make a wish to get smarter.
Heffe3737
Whoosh
Arkentra
It wasn't a whoosh. I'm playing off of his joke.
rooik14
The puppy thing is an easier way to avoid a dickhole genie. The asker knows how the Puppy's health was as a pup so unless the genie did 1/2
rooik14
2/2 something OTHER than what was asked for like give the puppy a new health problem that wasn't there they know roughly how long they have.
ButterfaceTaintClown
it would take you 2 wishes to make yourself smarter? oh right... gotcha.
Pikka
My friend is stupid and doesn't get it and I don't have time to explain because my apartment is on fire...?
Stefanathanafus
As far as i can tel it would take 2 wishes because you’re dumb.
MaladaptedMedic
Lmao
WesVTX
Google the Greek myth “Tithonus”. Don’t do that to an innocent puppy. Or ever trust a genie.
storysails
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BigTex1
It’s a Greek myth, something eats someone or zues turns into a goose or something and fucks whatever it is.
WesVTX
Tithonus wished to never die. Zeus granted his wish but he kept getting older, until Aurora turned him into a grasshopper, which was better.
Inarticulated
But a side effect of that long life would probably be a long life of suffering :(
jfitz
Quality over quantity.
bemxuu
"Eternally young and healthy" it is then
Skeevethegreat
How young? Relative to what? A baby is also considered young and healthy
Salzab
Eternally alone once everyone and everything else dies off
Colopty
You were given three wishes, use at least one of the remaining ones to account for that.
Salzab
Heat death of the universe? Every particle has decayed, except for one puppy floating in the abyss.
kadaeux
Do not wish for your dog to live as long as you do. That is a real easy one for the Genie to go "You're dying soon. Real soon."
CrypticalEnvelopement
Or you end up with a dog that is 38 years old and can't do anything, but is in perfect health and vet's are baffled
ChinsChilla
Or doggo suffers in physical and mental pain enduring what must seem like an eternity for it to end
RunanD
¹A player in a DND campaign hubs and I run got a Wish and wished "for stats equal to (his) intellect." The shortest path was +5 charisma,
RunanD
²+2 HP and +2 constitution. To explain everyone suddenly loving him and his body being more bulky, I gave him massive titties. He's a giant.
RunanD
³A male giant. Furbolg, specifically. His deadly silence followed by a terrified "n...no...NO...what...NO!!!!" was beautiful.
kadaeux
lol, that'll do it.
HoneNathan
Thats still Hella Generous for Wish TBH.
Haidere1988
OverMyDadBody
I'm not a native Eng speaker. Or am I missing the context? Take whom back? Who is her? Why is 'she' needed for them to be with the puppy?
angrytransgirl
Non-native speakers were told that animals were referred to as "it". It seems that this is plainly wrong.
SithElephant
For pet animals particularly, this is almost never correct. A random sex is often picked, even if they can't work out the sex of the dog/..
angrytransgirl
Yeah, and they get angry if you misgender their pets… but you can't complain about being misgendered.
papertiger09
"She" is the puppy. They wish for their dog to be a puppy again.
OverMyDadBody
Ah ok :) Thank you. And 'taking her back to' then supposed to mean 'turning her back to'?
OverMyDadBody
Because taking her back to would mean her old self would stamd next to her young self
Listeningtokpop
Non native speaker here- wtf is “stamd”?
papertiger09
I'm not sure how you get that. But yes, turning her back to a puppy is what they mean.
OverMyDadBody
'taking back to' suggests transporting in space and/or time, but it does not suggest changing the transportable object
MellowMeeseeks
depends how you view time travel doesn't it.. if she goes back there'll be her puppy self. If she goes back in the same body then she can't-
MellowMeeseeks
-have lived the last 14 years, so would they ever have found the genie? Of course there is just "make her young again" which wouldn't use-