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Jun 19, 2015 4:51 PM
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ThatsPermanent
I know he's short, but that seems like an extreme solution.
slurpuffeveryday
Congrats, you are my favourite today.
minabear
I laughed. Harder than I care to admit
SailorDerpiter
Fuck you take my +1
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Bruno Mars is a lot like Prince. One of the smallest men in the world, but could get all the butt he wants to.
BlameBarackHusseinObama
OP was sitting in traffic this morning when they came up with this. I bet my anal virginity on it.
MeMeMeMiso
@ipegonthefirstdate
SirGraculus
I would bet mine but I lost it. BTW OP, your sister pegs on a first date.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Don't even act like your anus is a virgin. Don't you even.
astilita
"Uh Uh Uh i should totally put this on Imgur"
frankensteinsmonster13
To quote a DM of mine: "Roll for Anal Circumference."
SecretBoardOfShadowyFigures
Part of me really wants to know the context of what would prompt that roll, and then part of me really doesn't.
frankensteinsmonster13
"The guard approaches menacingly with a sinister-looking spiked object. Roll for Anal Circumference.
SecretBoardOfShadowyFigures
I'd been wanting to get back into D&D for a while now. After that, y'know, I think I'm good.
frankensteinsmonster13
On the bright side, the rougue learned to stop nicking shit from every single person we came across, including characters that were helping.