For those of you still struggling with what to get for secret santa this year

Give your secret santa the opportunity to showcase their love of the derriere. You may not know them that well but this is a sure winner because hey, who doesn’t love butts? $18.99

https://www.lookhuman.com/design/80259-kawaii-pastel-butt-pattern/mug15oz-whi-one_size?gclid=CjwKCAiA3o7RBRBfEiwAZMtSCVFVOsZWGNTQbj_-5JE9SC55LZr3Q02o1XIJEszVE0jkZeiHN3tAJhoCQL4QAvD_BwE

What Imgurian doesn’t love cats? It’s the one thing noted in the bio even if they didn’t write anything. You might even say it’s the one thing that unites us all. What better gift can there be than this cat dj scratching post $35.00

https://www.uncommongoods.com/product/dj-cat-scratching-pad

What if the messiah had been born in 2017? There would be selfies of the miracle and amazon delivery men bearing packages of course. This modern nativity scene is perfect for the recipient looking to bring Christmas into modern times $79.95

https://gorillagoodies.com/products/hipster-nativity-set

We’ve all been there. The urge to flick the bean or churn your own butter strikes and it is only afterwards you realize you have nothing to clean your hands with. Don’t let your secret santa get caught off guard again with this handy sanitizer $6.72

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EXPX1KY/_encoding=UTF8/ref=as_li_ss_tl?coliid=I2P6NI7878U99Y&colid=1OI11SW381WX3&linkCode=sl1&tag=dkiwt-20&linkId=b9f1d4ef53a17e6f6c8018cac7222a49

Mmmmm strawberry kit kats. Imported from Japan, they practically sell themselves! $5.00

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FD63L5W/_encoding=UTF8/ref=as_li_ss_tl?coliid=IGQSCUNZQTK6Z&colid=1OI11SW381WX3&linkCode=sl1&tag=dkiwt-20&linkId=82441ef102d9830012e3cd546dd1b4e8

Squirrels, as awesome as they can be, are just like you, and cannot function at their optimal level without feeding their caffeine addiction. This is the quintessential relationship builder for anyone trying to befriend a neighborhood squirrel. $11.99

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006RX80GU/_encoding=UTF8/ref=as_li_ss_tl?coliid=I1I9GQQFADXFRQ&colid=1OI11SW381WX3&linkCode=sl1&tag=dkiwt-20&linkId=4d9522f9ff0d0b4868c37ba0bc065f15

Ever wanted to eat a bag of bugs? I’ll bet your secret santa has too. $13.99

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01D961QI6/_encoding=UTF8/ref=as_li_ss_tl?coliid=I2LRL73S2HXNFB&colid=1OI11SW381WX3&th=1&linkCode=sl1&tag=dkiwt-20&linkId=c059c4cff1520c20d510bd7d2b6321c8#

Forget the dick pick this year and show your secret santa that you care with something more tangible. This is one fertile line of cactus seeds with a very high germination rate that grow up to look like rock-hard, erect, throbbingly excited “mushrooms.” Indoor or outdoor, it just wants to grow. $9.99

https://www.amazon.com/Sexy-Cactus-Seed-Indoor-Outdoor/dp/B018QXT864/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1512117631&sr=1-12&keywords=cactus&linkCode=sl1&tag=dkiwt-20&linkId=8a75d2ba2775856a136e24591cbe5ebc

This three pack of flasks disguised as sun tan lotion and hair products will save your secret santa from overpriced drinks on their next booze cruise or rooftop hotel bar adventure. $8.95

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01523TGB8/_encoding=UTF8/ref=as_li_ss_tl?coliid=I2A7QX9B7ZF7WS&colid=1OI11SW381WX3&psc=0&linkCode=sl1&tag=dkiwt-20&linkId=abd66e73b77f6f8cd8308125a6dd659f

Show the recipient that Santa didn’t forget Hanukkah this year! Now that it’s 2017 and we’ve decided rompers can be for men or women, no matter who your secret santa is their holiday season is sure to be lit in this outfit! $99.99

https://getonfleek.com/product/its-lit-ugly-christmas-romper/?gclid=CjwKCAiA3o7RBRBfEiwAZMtSCQCfYxnLVogp6ewSUSp43y5VO2C4793ZaI4G4fuvOpeWCNFFIoHPJBoC_M8QAvD_BwE

This breathtaking 2018 Putin calendar is sure to give the recipient something special they can cherish all year long. Perfect for the person you thought already had everything! $9.95

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076BPZGLD/ref=asc_df_B076BPZGLD5290164/?tag=hyprod-20&creative=395033&creativeASIN=B076BPZGLD&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198071371395&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7518790780413144588&hvp