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Jul 21, 2025 3:33 PM
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kriswinters
"How did you get that beer into the theater?"
HogWashDiddler
Sorry er doc, youre going to be removing this from assholes
pyroshen
Horrible to promote bringing glass bottles to a beach. Extra horrible to promote stabbing it into the sand.... Broken bottles everywhere
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
Was it that difficult to put a regular bottle in the sand?
FrozenMojo
Needs a resealable lid with a flared base and you could sneak booze just about any place lol
gsmdo
UserNamesArentEasy
AdmiralTugmutton
“Sand”
RedTailedHawk
meganical
I mean, if you want an ass full of broken glass, I don’t see the problem. However, glass shards piercing my inner organs isn’t exactly the way I’d want to go
bippityboppitybuttsex
Glass bottles are extremely strong and in no way could they shatter up your butt, even if you squatted over a glass jar or something.
BobAllen2004
Does that say Cream of Blindness?
bippityboppitybuttsex
I think 'Ocean Blindness'
PowerPedant
I read it as "Ocean Blindness"
fformulaa
Why? It looks like it would be able to pop in and out. I wouldn't go surfing with it up there since the beer would get warm. Doesn't seem like it would break unless your anus can shear glass
bippityboppitybuttsex
My recommendation is to remove the bottle cap first, so not a great idea for smuggling beer...
IdiotSavantTinker
What about the facts revealed in the short but well known documentary "One man, One jar"?
fformulaa
Not familiar with that one? I have heard of "fist of fury"