SilverTimeMaker
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Beluga Whales. No wonder sailors often mistook them for mermaids.
Apr 23, 2016 4:03 AM
SilverTimeMaker
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NorwegianLoveHammer
Those sailors must have been drunk af and or retarded
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
There are a whole bunch of people on this site right now thinking about fucking Beluga whales.
LIGHTNING6
From the thumbnail I thought it was someone in a mermaid costume.
testingg
5/7 would bang
ProudToHooah
Still fappable
0nCominstrm
You're thinking of manatees
u2bist
It makes sense that they might have mistaken beluga whales for mermaids, but nobody knows if any sailor ever actually did.
lesservalue
Would you hit that shit?
flamingflamingo
They didn't see these from this angle though.
janerowdy
sigh *unzips*
FreightKing
Doesn't matter had sex?
BuzzedLightbeard
I'd hit it
OhHiImNotDan
@OP I'm not 100% sure but I think those were taken at the Georgia Aquarium
UncleOdious
The sailors were viewing them from underwater?
TacoFox
Stupid Sexy Beluga Whales.
BooksandBiceps
Fun fact: They actually did have sex with them. It was kind of an underground secret in the profession.
cfgtech
Fun fact or creepy revelation
Potentiate
Underwater sailors maybe
eff2b
Look at that sweet mermaid ass.
Balthazar89
reminds me of alien: resurrection
JackHandy70
Stupid sexy whales.
thebaconmustache
I laughed way too long at this. +1
flippingbear
It's like they're whearing nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all
StTriniansHeadBoy
They do have pretty faces...
iDigDinos
Belugas do have odd muscles compared to more streamlined certaceans like dolphins..
kgirl924
????Baby beluga in the deep blue sea, swims so wild and he swims so free!????
n0teasilyamused
Sighhh *unzip*
MAF92
They look so creepy
therealhobbes
How strong were those rum rations?
0sureal
omg that is so freaky! it literally looks like a woman trapped in beluga skin!
Baldknight
They are adorable though, I saw them many times in the Georgia Aquarium
wmwander
and terrifying... adorable yet terrifying, like newborn babies...
Swimducky227
Those are literally the ones from the GA aquarium. Sadly the one pictured died not too long ago
footfoe
You're thinking of Dugongs.
balsamicninja
Don't tell me what to think!
MrsFX
Yeah i thought it was dugongs an manatees?
footfoe
dugong vaginas are very similar to humans and they are very docile creatures. Mermaid isn't a legend, its 14 century bestiality fetish.
mirrorz
"San Diego" of course in German means, "A Whale's Vagina."
AmArschdieRaeuber
That would be "Walvagina", not so different to englisch.
Zoroasterisk
notacoldwarkid
http://imgur.com/yGPhxPV
Goath3ad
That's bullshit
notacoldwarkid
Yeah, but San Diego means Vagina in German, right
ItsDonJon
As a german, thats bullshit.
mirrorz
ImJustADinosaur
So I live in a whales vagina?
jab30
Well..you did up until your birth, anyway.
ImJustADinosaur
For your information mother is a beautiful dinosaur, not a stupid whale.
ArtificialCloud
holy shit
SchmuseTigger
No, it does not. Not even close.
mirrorz
geraint616
Its a movie quote..... Damn people, stop killing the joke
TimePressure
Umm, I guess I'd need the context of this to understand it? Apart from that, it's just a false statement.
slack3rdav3
They're germans, they dont know what jokes are.