My new favorite sport: Kayak Cross

Aug 5, 2024 6:12 PM

Br0doSwaggins

Views

678166

Likes

468

Dislikes

8

olympics

sports

For those who do not know, lesbians swim upstream to lay eggs at the end of the season

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

How's the water?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oi Oi Oi

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They always make it look easy but of course it isn’t. Athletes at the peak of the sport.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The butcher!!!!!!🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿Finn Butcher for gold💥

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was intense! Absolutely insane. The parasites are going to be doing the same in their bowels and bloodstreams soon after this!

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

BLUE SHELL BLUE SHELLL BLUE SHELL IT!!! Oohh no!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And their dad Richard Fox has been the canoe/kayak events commentator for the Australian coverage, calling his two daughters win three gold medals this week.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a spot near me where they are doing this. Every year, there are several deaths and serious injuries. Just a couple of days ago I saw the fire department there again.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is by far the coolest Olympic sport because they allow fighting also. It’s like Mario kart. They need to make longer and more intricate tracks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The green pylons that force you to take a certain angle I kinda get, similarish to skiing, but the let's do a circle red ones seems kinda like a gimmick? I'm a noob here and assuming the rules are meant to mimic real white water conditions, but that spin around doesn't make sense to me...help?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, so there are chevrons on them, which show if you have to pass them on the left or right. The color says if you approach them downstream (green) or upstream (red). Obviously, going upstream is really hard, even without all that other traffic.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you heard of Kayak water polo? It's every bit as violent as it sounds. Not an Olympic event, but the world championship is hosted in San Marcos, TX. I competed in 2012 as part of the wounded warrior team. Brazil and Canada crushed us.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a sport where it would be particular funny to see a novice attempt it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are people just now learning about this? These courses have been in the middle
of Swiss towns for decades.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not questioning the athletes or their skill but this looks very silly tbh.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many missed opportunities to paddle-whack the other contestants. *Whack-Whack-Whack* *Mortal Kombat voice* "You Win!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hurt my shoulder browsing this page.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

My back seized up

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

call JG Wentworth, you may be entitled to a cash settlement.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

what a ridiculous sport...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See, the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This looks like a Japanese game show

2 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of marble races I see on imgur sometimes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of GUTS.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Perfection

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean it does but I’m more so asking if this is new?? Could of sworn this was something back in the 00’s

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No brand new in the Olympics. This started as Boater Cross in the red bull series of events

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhhh!!! Ok thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super cool addition this year. As a whitewater kayaker myself I love seeing these events but it's also kind of sad since so many of these venues fall to dis-repair after the Olympics leave. They're usually considered the 'crown jewel' of the Olympic event venues and cost A LOT to create the course; but since it's a pretty niche sport, there's usually not much effort in maintaining them after the games leave.

2 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

There's a whitewater park in Boise that is Hella popular

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

probably the issue is the price of admission that would be required to keep what I am guessing is a facility wholly depending on pumps likely not indifferent mechanically to those white water rides at water parks running. Especially when you can use a river for free.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They’ve done a good job of keeping the course from London 2012! It’s pretty cool and still in regular use.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kayaker colleague here. Did you try kayak surfing? I live near the sea and found many more opportunities to have fun with waves than in withewaters.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Olympic section on the Ocoee is pretty rad.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*gestures vaguely toward river*...

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

As long as it's not the one filled with poo and made triathlon athletes sick. Seriously though, it's hard to find a river with the perfect conditions for competition.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I have heard they cost a LOT of money to operate, they aren't commercially viable so they either need government money to keep going or be somewhere close enough to lots of tourists where they can monetise them

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Paris is usually not on this list of places with low Tourism. In fact I think it’s THE most visited city in the world. Not much of a kayaking destination before they built this though…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s one in Charlotte, NC that is free to enter and they have local brews, kayaking, whitewater rafting, river kayaking, and zip lining. It’s remarkable! So some people just come to walk their pups and have some beer- which has a GREAT markup and it does quite well!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What's the name? sounds like a great spot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, neverchex posted it!! I hope you visit and love it :)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0