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pogofo
How the hell did the weiners get on top of the hut
rallen9268
Dogs and cats. Living together. Mass hysteria!
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
+1 for 'miniature sausage dog.'
Pussysmasher69nbr1
UNHhhh
I read "bond" as "band" and the pictures that followed made me very disappointed.
lindylouhowdoyoudo
Thankyou for the amazing pics. Our furry friends are the best.
igobeder
Isn't someone going to ban this wiener and pussy post?
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
http://imgur.com/dVDJiez.gif
TeaEyeDoubleGrr
I honestly thought the doggo was play-biting the jungle kitty's face at first in the top pic! Lmao
Kerlyle
Read that as "formed a band" and got way too excited
hodoria
They're all good boys till you have an another harambe
NarutoSexyJutsu
Studies show that these miniature sausages are the most aggressive breeds. Not pibbles, or dobermans. Maybe thats why they get along so well
rshini
well those sausages' names literally means "Badger Hounds"
twfeline
You probably need to have a really aggressive attitude, to do what they're bred for.
NarutoSexyJutsu
Its really about the owner. If you're an asshole, chances are your dog will be too. We put our pit in training for precautionary measures.
wingsofsummer21
I've been to this zoo in Oklahoma it's called GW Zoo and it's one of the sketchiest zoos I've ever seen... as someone who has worked (1/2)
wingsofsummer21
In Zoos it was horrific. But when I went there the lion grabbed one of the dogs in his claws and almost killed him. It was terrifying...
SkyeKey
Hot dogs are best dogs.
SemperFiZero
"Giant pussy protects two wieners."
Tyrannotron
Wieners help fulfill a bone deficient pussy.
ShotgunMage
I see the opposite in this case
DoomBlooms
Ah. Bless your heart.
ImRandyMarsh
I would like to see an illustration of this
TrashWhale
Giant pussy is comforted by several tiny whiners. Ftfy
GrayWhiteWolf
This needs yo be top comment
SexualPeanut
No, it's quite the opposite.
Geezreally
I'm pretty sure, "two weiners make giant pussy feel better" belongs here.
Paystoplay
You should have seen the post sooner bruh
mangosmoother
Hey ummm... I watched the real vid on YouTube and the lion isn't crippled. He was just raised with the dogs. Still cute tho
theitinerantnaturalist
IIRC he has a skeletal disease
mangosmoother
Really? I never heard that part but ok
MrAgrijag
Thought it said band. Was disapointed
wadenelson1
The weiner dogs are his pride and joy.
chase7436
The only weiner dogs in the world that would challenge a Great Dane and win because they have back up...
Larpheus
They're all good boys
TheLastMexicanGrizzly
Or good gals
alexatrf21
Milo and the other two are each 13/10. The lion, being a really big doggo, 15/10, based on size. Normal sized doggo, he'd be 11/10.
SilverWingsofMorning
bront
N0HATS
brint
BigTex1
Brant
DisalacritousMuster4
TARENACCOUNT
Watching the video on youtube made me incredibly unconfortable
YamatoIouko
A lion has a comfort animal. That is amazing.
IamGelatinSkelly
And then they fuuuuucked
courtcat92
trekkiegirlt
I've seen this lion and his doggies in Oklahoma
PuppermintJerryJr
Looks like Milo's part of the pack
LokiShinigami
For a second i thought that said Band and was thoroughly confused.
wadatahmydamie
Scrolled down to see if somebody had the same comment. You did.
DidYouTryTurningItOffAndOnAgain
Me too. We should form a band.
wadatahmydamie
"Liondog, a Mouse Rat cover band."
NewGoProAttachment
Ummmm, I did too, am I in?
MrPeterCapaldi
Dogs are the best people.
JamesBeapukin
Yup.
Jelly333
I was just saying that.
degenerator
They will live on, to befriend the species that replaces humanity.
PlantyThePlant
Comparing dogs to people is honestly just an insult to dogs imo
Batmanforscience
tiduszecht
Everything's coming up Millhouse
AZGrowler
*Thrillho
ImMisterBanana2
Where's repost statistics when we need him
SnoopyDancing
the lion seems ok too.
ToxicMolluscinity
But that lion will live 25-30 years in captivity, the doggo's won't, he's going to miss them so much *sobs*
focusundrunkes
Dashund's are pretty good dogs in my experience. Sometimes they get back issues though.
syrupsammich
indeed
kutzwuts
i need a fucking Cat
FlatPlutoSociety
...except for dachshunds, mostly.
Arisugawa
I'm thinking of getting one; it was born the other day. Why aren't they good?
looseballs
I think they are really aggressive, but they are a nice dog
Arisugawa
Seems most smaller breeds have that problem. Hoping having them since young will help with that. Thanks for the quick reply!
SnugglesaurusRex
I used to groom dogs. The only breed dog that tried to murder me every time I had to clip its nails was the dachshund.
blooregardqkazoo
Dog's are even lion's best friend. What can't they do?
pilomotor
Look up.
dhaggerfin
Calm down encyclopedia brown
pilomotor
It's a reference to the 2004 zombie comedy film Shaun of the Dead, where a couple characters were arguing that dogs can't look up.
DickMercenary
Eat chocolate.
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Live long enough.
pyrotica
TaichiYaegashi
:(
Rollme1
Why'd you have to go there cuz?
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Cus I can cuz.
Rollme1
Hope you go to have a bowl of cereal tomorrow morning and you outta milk cuz. Yo car outta gas, and if you got a bike I hope the tires flat.
Rollme1
In fact I hope you don't have a pump either and the bus 30 minutes late so you don't get to work on time cuz.
Promethianfire
I don't support eugenics, but it just occurred to me: what if humans were selectively bred for kindness for centuries?
dangerkitty
Difficult due to the time involved. A few centuries is a tiny amount of generations. Same reason elephants never domesticated.
ElRadis
We are still far off the mark then
theitinerantnaturalist
It doesn't work. Domestication doesn't equal tameness
shhep
It wouldn't work, just as it doesn't with dogs. Check out packs of stray dogs in poorer regions of the world. It's all about being raised.
avianidiot
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160912-a-soviet-scientist-created-the-only-tame-foxes-in-the-world
chase7436
Too much complex interplay in humans probably, with an unclear goal. Kindness is all situations, even imminent death? And then if it's (1)
chase7436
(2)kindness unless they feel threatened- well, some people feel threatened by stupid things, like black or gay people. Plus, there'd be so
chase7436
(3)many interconnected genes at work it'd like be beyond today's tech to even figure out the combo that would result in "niceness."
MoistenedPenguin
How could one selectively breed for kindness. Isn't it inkind to selectively breed humans? Lol
Promethianfire
Also, I enjoy your username
MoistenedPenguin
Thank you (^:
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
The people doing the breeding would only need to be a small, less productive segment of the populace.
MoistenedPenguin
I guess,but would they also have to all breed together so their offspring would be (at least genetically) more likely to be ok with it?
Promethianfire
Hence the paradox, and why I don't actually support eugenics.
MoistenedPenguin
Fuck it dude, let's selectively breed for people with no remorse. 11/10 world.
chase7436
So, have you heard about Sparta?
MoistenedPenguin
True
chase7436
Just to be clear, eugenics in itself isn't necessarily evil, it's just never really been implemented in the real world without bad/evil(1)
chase7436
(2)intentions. And it's just not feasible now, much less decades ago, because we don't know all the interactions of genes in humans. What if
chase7436
(3)in trying to get rid of developmental disorders, then accidentally get rid of genes involved in other things, like random occurrence of