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How I try to convince my wife to have sex with me when she's not in the mood.
Jun 19, 2012 1:20 PM
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pukapuka
and...how's that working for you?
OfTheHaunted
Is that an uncooked hotdog? Looks like it to me, but you know, I COULD be wrong. :)
dp85
Minutes later:
HarryPotterGeek
What the fuck could this have possibly been from?
msommer
You're welcome: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093405/
FruitoftheLoomis
So...when this was filmed...how was there ever even an illusion that it wouldn't end up being used in a sexually suggestive way?
childofbabylon
Oh he went there...
ItalianStallions
aaaaaaaand i just got pregnant...
leggomycraigo06
Leonard Part 6, i had blanked out seeing this movie as a kid until Cosby waving a magic hot dog jump started my memory.
SweetPrism
"Let's hippity hop to the gibbledy bed and get to the humpity humpin... "'
IDownvoteYourShit
...jello puddin
bootytoots
Cannot stop laughing.
JonnyEl
"You will take off your clothes like voom! And voom! And get ready for the most splendiferous puddin' pop you have ever seen!"
KerriNoir
The words + the penis wiggling = Business Time.
Ilostmybouncyball
BradTaylor
@penneman yes m'lady would you like this snitzel on a bun with ketchup or grey poupon?
crooxy
Are there really women who don't want to have sex? What is this ridiculous notion?
G3arShift
This image has a lot of new implications in 2019.
ShitIcantthinkofacoolname
No one's going to read this - but I made an account just to upvote this, the first one today to make me giggle :) I guess I'm done stalking
bitterrotten
This movie made Roger Ebert so mad he turned into a leopard while complaining about it. http://youtu.be/fCOf91smkXU
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
If you're that floppy, maybe she isn't the only one not in the mood.
SmittyWerbenManJensen
"heeeeey, Heeeeey, Heeeeey" (in a Fat Albert voice).
HalfPintKatie
One of the only good things to come from this man. LOVE Fat Albert!!
Ironclyde
I'm more concerned about the origins of this gif :)
notintheface
Leonard Part 6? I liked this movie as a kid?
Ironclyde
Apparently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJX-4yTlWXM
dereklarsen
Yah srsly. Why does the sausage sparkle?
Verelse
Captions here then they are gone. WTF?
joboo
Zip zop aboopidy sex.
NativeChan
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
mzmariah
I think I just puked a lil bit....
nevertellmetheodds
I prefer the Christian Bale method: http://imgur.com/Kl7c8
scarystrangerdanger
Sorry to quote Nicki Minaj but "he just gotta give me that look, gotta give me that look and the panties comin off, off"
xXxDigitalBathxXx
yepyepyep
ladyVenom
As much as I like Christian Bale, that's just damn creepy.
someunoriginalusername
his resemblance to jesus here is just uncomfortable..
Redkitties
what is this from!?
Scrumdiddlyumptious
@iGoosedMyself ... what is that?
ohhellothere
Obligatory
SodaKopp
No no no. It's just a hot dog, don't worry.
TheOtherSarah
Sorry, Twilight put me off sparkles for life.
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TheOtherSarah
Only so that I could fully enjoy the comedy of Vampires Suck.
whoamitchwhoa
Yet, still a better love story than Twilight.
iGoosedMyself
Relevant: http://gifs.gifbin.com/400sw97780yu.gif
thepleasureisallmine
Why does that gif even exist?
GuyFleegmanAsSecurityChiefRocIngersol
@OP, this has a whole new meaning now.
DefinitelyNOTDrEvil
Yeah...this did not age well...
thegreatcornholio123
this post takes on a whole new meaning now.
sungrumble
I was just thinking that.
cautiousmold
Me too.
pennemin
As a woman ... there's no possibility to say anything and stay classy right now, is there?
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zealouspilgrim
But... gender is relevant here...
73mustang
No, this time it is better to stay quiet and classy.
SupaCabra
Hey, as long as you're still conscious and talking you're doing fine at this point
itouchedpoisonivyandsawjesus
There is: "Honey I'm gonna make you a sandwich right now"
brrAainss
I disagree..you could go with the classic." I have a headache." Or change it up with modern times and say.."All this is giving me a migran.
LegenWaitForIt
As a woman: Yes there is, and the thing to say is: "That absolutely wouldn't work. I'd be laughing WAY too hard!"
TwitchyStitch
Why not be racist instead? Works for guys.
LoveAndCoffeeButNotNecessarilyInThatOrder
Did you mean sexist? I think you meant sexist. Let's roll with that.