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dubyabee2
Well this is discriminatory, it doesn't include any hipster genres that end in -house or -step.
VicarDeaconBishop
1:20 for a punk song is very accurate. Love it.
MrScud
pickin n grinnin always makes me fucking laugh
jeromygride
Queen belongs in a class of it's own
lindydanny
"Twangy bits"
ro0t9
Repost
Ivebeentothefrontpage
I like this. Thank you
iabsolutelyfckingabhorguns
Real classic rock is often much longer.
RadioFreqq
"Momma said America Dirt Road Jesus" -T Shirt?
spiceass9000
Well this really just shuts down all music types don't it
mrbadxampl
wonder how this chart would interpret the bluegrass cover of Gin n Juice...
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
Pickin' n sinnin'
flowseeker
Pickin, grinnin, rollin down the street, we ain't love these hoes, pickin
ecofriendlynukes
As a folk/indie rock singer-songwriter, this is totally accurate. nursedalton.bandcamp.com
Meepbose
Upvote for barfing sound
tevyethemad
As someone who grew up in traditional folk, I have a very different view of that genre.
EnthusiasticJazzHands
Where's metal?
JeziBelle
Country ain't nothing but the blues in a funny hat.
Opskii
36 minutes for jazz, sounds about right
CroissantCrotch
Penagen
4:20 for rap, he knows whats up
fuckerrightinthepussy
dιdn'т noтιce υnтιl yoυ ѕaιd ѕoмeтнιng lol
OverlordEd
As a big fan of jazz, the solo section can go as long as people keep giving out solos and some people take 20
DaedricDownvoter
I'm sorry but it's 2 hours and 67 minutes of nonstop jazzzz!
flowseeker
The metal one is my favorite https://www.guitarmasterclass.net/guitar_forum/uploads/monthly_08_2014/post-15794-1407578222.png
AShortLongUserName
Thanks for giving me a good belly laugh this morning
mrbadxampl
so true
CarcharodonCarcharias
NuclearNinjaruu
Cookie monster aaahaha
thebluestthingsonearth
Fantastic.
charliesheen420
Black metal tracks are usually like 9 minutes.
MrJinglesTheFirst
MostValuableDickbutt
But where's the graph for symphonic metal?
vthehtyphoon
As a Death Metal bass player Cookie Monster confirmed
peridotite
My teacher called it dinosaur music. She said it sounded like they had a t-Rex roaring into the microphone
Promethianfire
Prog metal fan. Can confirm.
AroAce
What about Heavy Metal ?
nexusband
It's that progressive metal, or programming metal? :D
Martecles
Check out Plini (Spotify and YouTube) it's the bastard child of Jazz and Progressive Metal.
MostValuableDickbutt
Yes
chunkblaster
Prof means progessive metal. And that's a fairly accurate image. The weird timing & changes those guys do is nuts sometimes
LetumComplexo
Nuts often = extraneous but it's still pretty cool.
Imthedudeplayinthedudedisguisedasanotherdude
Same thing went through my head
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Progressively programmed metal.
LordNevyn
so its a song that never ends?
Aesurah
Noodling. I don't want to Google that but I really really do want to Google that.
UserNameThatWasntTakenWhenIFilledOutThisField
messing around on the instrument in the musical sense
Aesurah
ah thanks !
parkanov
have you ever stuck your schlong in a thermos bottle full of warm, soggy macaroni?
Aesurah
weirdly specific..
blitherypoop
It's the jazz equivalent of jamming. It's also sticking your arm in a muddy hole in the hopes of catching a catfish. Context is everything.
Aesurah
Context is totally everything!
MrScud
weirdly illegal in a lot of places I hear
blitherypoop
It's potentially lethal.