The Quality of this 'Portable' Firework

Jan 2, 2026 9:33 PM

EmstraTrick

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Why ruin fireworks with that idiotic music? Part of the joy of fireworks is hearing the fireworks!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* Yuan

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’ve had that shiz locked down since…welp, fireworks were invented

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best part is, if it malfunctions, we all die as a family!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If the fireworks you are buying comes in a coffin, you might take that as a sign

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is it just me or is there too much smoke to see anything

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks expensive.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where does one buy the coffin of explosions?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In a country where mass casualty events through singular fireworks mishaps happen multiple times per year.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Untill one firework get stuck and the entire box explodes...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AI

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Nope, there are effects in here that can't (yet) be emulated by AI.
Here's the same or similar box in another place (and yes, I hate TikTok, but it's really hard to find more of that stuff elsewhere): https://www.tiktok.com/@liaotuo1314/video/7544967305411710238

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my neighbors at approx 1 am from June 29 thru July 14th

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they ship?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The colored smoke is a cool idea.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems awfully low to the ground.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That opening sequence was glorious.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is beautiful and incredible that it can be produced as a "Light one and Run" continuous display. Can you imagine people are out setting off their firecrackers, Roman Candles and sparklers and you put one of these in your backyard and touch it off at Midnight!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

do not unmute

2 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 5

Why not? is it cause it's kinda sappy emotional music and you want to make sure people know that you don't listen to music like that? and to shame anyone who might find this kind of music nice? is that why you say do not unmute? I hate this comment so effing much.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

That's the nicest firework I've ever seen the"streamers" and the brightness, just awesome.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bury me in one of those

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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That was one box?? Damn! Jk… F those fireworks!! My dog has been traumatized for daze.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

the blue light is more expensive and more rare because of the metals needed to be consumed for the effect

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is rather spectacular, but that fucking music... DO NOT UNMUTE!!!!

2 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

I've heard a lot worse and more annoying music on videos on here. This is just generic chinese music to me.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Replace it with something more appropriate, like Pink Floyd's Run Like Hell.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NGL, I was expecting a prank where they open that giant box, rummage through a shit ton of packing peanuts, and pull out a firecracker to light. Was actually pleasantly surprised.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do not unmute

2 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 6

Disgusting racist white scum

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Terrible schmaltzy pop songs are terrible schmaltzy pop songs in every language.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Credit to @DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay who already posted the original vid in the copy of this that previously made the front page:

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yep, but I muted my post

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to unmute because you can't tell me what to do.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do not unmute this.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What's left of the box after that much exploding?

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If someone wants to continue where I've failed, here's what I've found out about this firework cake:
- Below the main text on the side of the box it says, barely readable, "CISHENG BUHUAN" ("Cǐshēng bù huàn", according to Google).
- There are multiple websites that claim to sell these boxes, titled "超吉-520发此生不换(标准版)[...]" for various prices, usually around 5000 yuan (~700 US$).
So... I was not able to verify if these offers are real, and I was unable to figure out who produces them.

2 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I wonder what the shipping would be. That's a bit much for a single person, but that would be awesome for small town events.

Probably illegal as all fuck to import though.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you for researching that. I'm not going to get one but the info is great to know.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was curious about it too, Dog bless you

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That would cost $10k in the states.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it doesn't. These are about a grand in Europe and probably similarly expensive in America.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't believe that was just the single one change my mind

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Sure, I can do that. Right when it gets lit, you can see that there are a round and at least two rectangular shaped cakeboxes in that big package. They are most likely connected to each other, so they basically light 3+ in one go.
I've seen and used such so called "complete show firework" boxes that run for 2 minutes total, have usually hunderts of shots and sometimes can be / are split up. Blackboxx (German producer/importer) for example has stuff like that ( https://youtu.be/0ovx0-bvu6M ).

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just to add to what I've already written, here's the same or similar box in another place (and yes, I hate TikTok, but it's really hard to find more of that stuff elsewhere): https://www.tiktok.com/@liaotuo1314/video/7544967305411710238

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Price?

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Yes

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

.. less

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

After a lot of googling, I've found multiple websites that claim to sell these boxes, titled "超吉-520发此生不换(标准版)[...]" for various prices, usually around 5000 yuan (~700 US$).
I have no idea if these offers are real and I advice against buying firework from some random websites. However, the price seems about right for what I've seen (and if sold directly from the factory).

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

im always amazed by americans buying stuff online from random chinese or elsewhere websites, like, that shit gotta go through customs, best case scenario is you gotta drive to the other end of the city and pay big extra moneys to actually receive your thing, bad case they seize it for not complying with security or whatever standards and you get nothing for your money, worst case you get into legal trouble on top for owning illegal items...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is Wrong

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

About 3 fiddy

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Right? I want it

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

More than a typical small town could afford on a regular holiday schedule

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Nah, they are usually quite "cheap". As an example, "Spectacle 3" ( https://youtu.be/0ovx0-bvu6M ) from Blackboxx (German company, produced in China) runs for 3 Minutes, has 400 shots, and cost around 1000 Euro. Based on the effects I've seen here, I'd say it's probably around 2500 US$, most likely less.
Not sure what the small towns usually spend on stuff like this, but I'd assume it's higher than that.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Guess it's been a while, most I've seen were well above that.

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It really depends on a lot of different things. Firework cakes in this size usually require a license to use in Europe, probably in the US as well. This makes it "cheaper" to produce, as it doesn't need to have as much safety built in as a "normal" consumer product.
They also safe money on package design (usually bland box with only a name) and advertisement (they just state what effects it contains so the professionals know where to put it in a show).

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