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Jun 16, 2022 1:09 AM
atelectasis
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graehall
If I buy salad it doesn't last a day, it's yummy and crunchy and full of stuff that's good for you.
DanCTheman
Your liver does if you don't eat salad
Rendova
Salad snaps? You mean you can't get salad cookies anymore?
Kerssi
Biscuits can get soggy, go google soggy biscuit
tanebot
Maybe they do but they just never sit around long enough.
Lisossoma
They do get soft and mushy if you don’t eat them quick
pomax
true, some cookies are already brown.
MuffinMan5666
Haven’t seen paper bags in many years, do they still make those?
VodkaReindeer
This is the problem I had with fruit when I tried eating them a couple of years back. Quality was way too inconsistent.
Noksus
You're supposed to eat the salad before it goes bad. It doesn't count if you just buy it but don't eat it.
Stenosa83
That cos we eat the cookies fast but let the salad sit in the fridge for weeks.
HCBailly
Ezekiel117
Perfect example of survivorship bias
alwaysthecheesegrater
Put a paper towel in the bag and press the air out. Salad will last MUCH longer.
AtsaMattaForMe
idieeverytime
Putting in a lettuce Swaddle or paper towel on the top really helps
whosbestmom
Put a paper towel in opened bag 'o salad--voila--your welcome
ariania
buy a bag of what ??? you are suppose to buy fresh once and cut em up after washing.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Cookies do go stale and rancid though.
boston460
but it takes a lot longer for a cookie to go rancid than for salad to go soggy and brown.
mickjl
And you should ask why they don't? Hint "Because it's not actually food"
justplainvanilla
footkickfingerflick
This comment made me laugh unbelievably hard!
Cats2cats
But they do get hard as a rock if not eaten.
stonetemplefox05
They might if they were in my fridge for that long, how the hell would I know?!
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Soggy biscuit...just sayin'.
Ghlargh
Limp Bizkit?
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Cookies dont make it home.
DethShartBSideU
That's right. Toss that salad.
Ezekiel117
I’ll toss your salad
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA Paint a cookie in The Persistence of Memory
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Paint a cookie in The Persistence of Memory"
AKATenn
also steak is just vegitables in concentrated form
atelectasis
"Salad isn't food! Salad is what food eats!" -Homer J Simpson
Thekindofkindlyman
Would you like a salad?
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HomerSimpsonsEvilTwin
He's a wise man
MomofukuJones
and vegetables are just sunshine in concentrated form
reichstein
So meat is just super concentrated sunshine?
rbudrick
Yes, rocks too. Everything is made of sun.
LastChans
*sunblock enters the room*