Every time I meet someone I know in public, I point my phone at them and pretend I'm taking a picture. Then, I tell them I took a mug shot and ask if they want to see it.

Oct 9, 2016 8:46 PM

NoiseGenerator

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This is what I show them.

funny

TheBannedCommentard

Have they started avoiding you yet?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NoiseGenerator

Nah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheUbermover

You, you are a comedic genius. You should totally do some stand up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NoiseGenerator

The problem with the Internet is that you can't tell when someone is being sarcastic or just has low expectations.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0