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Apr 27, 2017 9:28 AM
Notyoursup
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mayorpoopenmeyer
YOU BASTRAD!! now all i want is an egg salad sandwich!! fack!!and i cant get one..
Specskankular
Fried egg sandwiches don't suck either!
hornsofthebull
for good reason. move along.
Bitterbal
Wow, this is on par with saying "I think ebola is not deadly enough".
persianguy25
I know there is a lot of variety in recipes, but this is one of the best: thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/avocado-egg-salad/
cinemeasctha
I Always go to them first in a buffet...
wellthatsjustyouropinion
they have the potential to be good but also to be very very not. and i feel like the odds are like less than 50/50, not in your favor
annaharr0
It's better on ritz crackers.
Hadryeal
Until you fart
ICanHasJava
Nooooo, that's the best part! Ain't nothing better than one of your own eggy farts.
RalphtheMagnif
My favorites are the ones you find in bathroom vending machines at truck stops
KaliBurns
Those were among the best parasites I've ever hand.
ekzeko
Preference in seasoning is super dependent on person, and has the smallest temperature range to be enjoyed at. Very inconsistent experience.
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
Finally, someone who understands sandwiches
PleasePMMeYourFeet
My wife put god damn celery in it.
ekzeko
Tell her to reserve the celery for the chicken salad sandwich. The water of the celery does no favor to the mat taste of eggs.
cinemeasctha
That's the most detailed description of the enjoyment levels of an Egg mayo sandwich. I've ever seen +1
ekzeko
I over think menial stuff so I don't overthink things in my life. Keeping it to 140 characters was the biggest challenge.