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Dec 9, 2022 1:01 AM
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BlairT1
Y’all gon do it
DeepFriedHonky
Good for you guys! Lots of fun. Good luck, my man.
Gen1Optimus
Remember the date of your first date, for the love of God!
corgime
I was your 667 upvote. Your welcome.
hollerfloozy
mercswar
umbrellamaker
And you just can't hide it?
PinkEater
Hoping you don't hear this
The1Ballthrow
Good for you. Keep it going!
davidattenbruva
Gongfuteaguy
Congrats fren! Super happy for you!
fivefrozenfishfingers
jesuswasasaiyan
rebuildingdrizzt3000
I miss that feeling... Congrats on that tingly feeling!
sambaah05
If you have a tingly feeling when you pee, may want to get that checked out.
DjQwakQwak
The Peter tingle?
rebuildingdrizzt3000
May! Stop calling it that!
whiskinputwarbles
At this point I also miss the pit of devastation that inevitably follows in a few months.
feanoreldar
I remember feeling things when I was young.
madcatii
She's speedrunning the whole thing. The next time she'll be picking your coffin.
DarthSeverus
Awesome!
PutThePRNDLinD
So...it's to be a three-way...nice.
Szavor
With plans for a 4-way!
pangalgargblast
Nice
fivefrozenfishfingers
YouWonTheGam3
AtmaDarkwolf
What is this thing you call a second date? Those exist? o.O
Shaows
Getting laid on the second date
YoungChuckNorris
The third date is when she gets to peg you
RenaissanceFaireMan
trigonman3
Happy International Women's Day
higginh7
Be yourself. When I was younger I thought I needed to be a certain way (cool, sporty, etc) I met my wife of 10 years being the dork I am.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
That's the best
trigonman3
BlueEyedBrigadier
You're doing something right, so be mindful of how things go...but don't overanalyze. Listen for clues.
PineappleLoopsBroether
@op tell her clues are bad communication. Way easier to be direct & say what you mean & mean what you say…… Passive hints destroy marriages.
Psilocybinaut
Who said anything about her expecting OP to mind-read? Pretty sure they're talking about context clues.
Psilocybinaut
and social cues. Note to self: she likes dogs. She smiled a lot when talking about skiing so it's likely important to her. Fave color is red
Therealunsane
Be cool man. Don't wanna stress you out or anything but _don't fuck this up now_
PrfctDrk
Be yourself, don't overthink it. Act normal. When you get the urge to be weird, there'll be plenty of time for that. Right now you dont--->
PrfctDrk
want to scare them away! or maybe you do, and you dont care if they get scared away! Maybe they wont and they'll love it lol
DoIactuallyneedaUserName
tourettesguy54
Mine bought $300 a piece football tickets to my favorite team 3 months away... After the second date. We're married 6 years with a kid now.
RenaissanceFaireMan
That must have been some football game!
tourettesguy54
It was the rivalry game.
cryptzicle
4th date you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing your favorite kidney but it will be worth it.
FrolickingFrolicking
Replace bathtub with bed, and ice with blankets, and kidney with virginity
hitdog42
People... people have favorite kidneys?
mthrndr01
My left one was mildly damaged when I was young. So yes, I do: The one that didn't punk out on me like a little bitch when I was 11.
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
Lil leftie didn't give me a kidney stone, course I have a favourite!
trigonman3
I only have two favorite kidneys, but I know someone who had three.
CeterumCenseo
Who did they get the third from?
TotallyNotSarcastic
You do know what the third date means right?
trigonman3
Triangles. Three-ways. Tricycles.
hitdog42
Been so long, I don't remember lol.
TotallyNotSarcastic
Hey if you’re ready, Star Wars… if you’re not, Star Trek. ?? happy for you. Enjoy it!
WhereismyMrKnightley
I love this :) I'm gonna steal it, hope that's ok.
Chromeshack
This happened to me with a girl. She recently called my job to see if I was there after we broke up.
FrolickingFrolicking
OP is already on wrong track by excitedly investing and fantasizing about future potential instead of focusing on present
PineappleLoopsBroether
She still wants that D … or that V
RenaissanceFaireMan
Or that paycheck.
Yinyang107
Or she's abusively clingy and shouldn't be idealized.
Chromeshack
Well she freaked me out pretty good
MidoryMoon
Write down everything you can remember about the first date to refer to in the future in case all goes well.
itmightnotbeme
I did that once or twice. Ended up deleting it all a few weeks later. Going to do it next time as well. I'm hopeful.
ProgeriaProstitutes
And then put all the data from every date in an excel and turn it into a science.
herescrazy
That’s actually a fascinating idea
DeepMemeConversations
Nah, play with her stink !
ExPFCWintergreen
I should have done that on my last first date. It was 12 hours but there were a couple of moments that stood out
ToasterDent
Or for evidence in court later
firstnationhombre
Yeah bottle all the piss etc from each date and store it in your catacombs
redexodus
And then start shouting.
HeirElfSquire
This person fucks. :)
HufflePuffPuff
LittleRobot71
Nether my partner or I can remember the anniversary of our first real date. That was 8 years ago and we're getting married next week.
hitdog42
Congrats!
Jawesome19
Yeah that way when you decide to use that idea you'll never ever top it and always leave her disappointed
Psilocybinaut
So you're saying keep your partner's standards of you low so you don't have to worry about putting in more effort later?
Jawesome19
No I'm saying don't put all your eggs in one basket.
BonafideHomicide
Or you can... I don't know... Be a good, loving, loyal and supportive partner? I know that's what turns my crank.
Jawesome19
Why do that when you could buy some gifts from your first date
Canigetbannedagain2
Write down everything on all your dates, who knows, things might turn out really well, totally worth it.
HelloThere1812
I did this and we only went on 7 dates and now it's a painful journal of misery that I'm too weak to throw away.
morgran
Is this a thing? Do people find this cute?
Delerium1973
I do like to see that he's paying attention but I just use my head to replay the date a few times if I want to remember it later.
PirateRubberDuck
Remembering what happened on a first date is seen as seeing it of great value. Which is romantic. You don't need to show her the notes.
Lurkerdraegon
I mean, yes, only key stuff, a certain look or something they said, how they smelled, what they wore
KyleButNotThatKyle
Thats why I always bring a spiral notebook w me on 1st dates & write everything down as it's happening! Havent been on a 2nd date yet though
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
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warpfactor1
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DeVermisMysteriis
That’s insane
zonide
the people on this site are fucking nuts. its not you, its definitely this "community". theyre a bunch of fucking morons.
zonide
their collective brain cell runs on the logic that fuels those stupid fucking christmas hallmark movies. the memes i like the image sharing
zonide
but the people, holy fuck!
zonide
if whatever was commented wasnt some cookie cutter response that requires the slightest bit of critical thought, theyve already maxxed out
killbillsexwife
That’s really sweet
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
I agree, I wish I had thought to do that as well.
terajack2048
Go the napkin with wife’s phone number on the night we meet……
drduffer
Having been married for 31 years and having been friends with other married guys, we think that this is what all women do about EVERYTHING!
killbillsexwife
I don’t. I’m the one who forgets everything. But I know that if a guy dies this then he’s winning.
Imgerruinedimger
So is it kill bills ex wife or kill bill sex wife?
nortotron
Asking the important questions.
badatediting
Kill Bill's sex life
masteryoplait
And smart.
firstnationhombre
Swart
SirToltec