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Jan 11, 2019 3:32 PM
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leodavinci1
I think Lenny Bruce was right.
Munchman347
There will always be people who want to be told the reason they're losers is because some evil is oppressing them. Works in politics too...
SoberAndBored
DatDudeTrent
The best part...if he actually read the book he claims to believe in..he would find out..the devil and the guilty party are one in the same?
FancyMyTickle
This makes Christianity look like a joke. As a Christian this is the opposite of what Jesus and the Bible teaches.
didgeboy287
Evil can have great influence but that's it. I'd buy "the alcohol made me do it" sooner than this.
CaptainMarkoRamius
PoopyProblem5
To the person theyre telling this to. How much shit did you eat with that grin on your face?
TCGView
leopardspotster
This guy is mega FRAUD from a mega church. I can't understand how anyone can think he's legit.
Snickt
Gotta blame someone right? Why not the Devil, perfect excuse for a pastor.
yay4me
Poor devil always gets blamed for everyone’s problems.
ajpimpsalll
"That just sounds like cheating with extra steps"
MyParanoidSide
CerveloRacer
There are 2 types of Pastors: Those looking out for the best interests of others and those looking out for the best interests of themselves.
NiceGuyNed
Navrodel
I find it funny how people use "the devil" to justify their impulses and attribute everything their conscience tells them to do with "god."
Cheeseweenie
Our church preaches that a lot - don't blame the devil for your own proper errors and mistakes. These people make decent Christians look bad
aitman9000
There's no such thing as a decent Christian.......just a decent person.
NoFather
Man it seems really easy to get rich off of people if you just lack any morals and think you're better than everyone else.
Greeneyedfox
Isn't that how Scientology got started? Hubbard bet that organized religion was the easiest way to make money?
amateurgolfpro
or you charge them for an invisible product they can only use after they die #aBETTERplace
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
If you want to see a fascinating show about hypocrisy watch 'Preachers of LA'. Its absurd.
Greeneyedfox
Hmm thank you I will. I go to an "LA church" and am not a fan, but figured it was better than nothing
InfocalypseRising
On the one hand, fuck 'em. On the other, if you're so stupid that you give people like this money, you deserve to get robbed.
squireltactics
Ya no thanks.
Qualtagh
Hey, my grandmother is a wonderful person who makes the best cookies. And yes, she is gullible as fuck, but she doesn't deserve to be robbed
Dagordae
On the third hand, preying on the weak shouldn’t be acceptable simply because it’s obvious from the outside. Anyone can be manipulated, the
Dagordae
Ones who think they are too smart for it are usually the easiest to fool.
Magus25
I'm sorry if a Pastor bought a Lambo period I would be pissed. If a church makes that much money they should be performing charitable deeds.
gptdavenelson
I love this excuse. The whole point of the devil is that he doesn't make you do anything. He let's you make your own dumb decisions.
Samcraig
What was that thing that Penn said? "Anyone who doesn't do bad things because they fear God is a piece of shit"? Something like that.
JacksRedDog
Why does the reason matter? Your morality is based off the same principal. Doing bad shit results in bad consequences. I'm gonna
JacksRedDog
Go so far as to say that all of our actions are selfish no matter what label you feel like putting on it.
Xalaqia
"Give $10 to charity or I'll burn you." Did you do something good? Nope, you act out of self-interest.
JacksRedDog
Literally everything we do is out of self interest.
nikko913
How can a pastor afford a 200k car??
VCJunky
you'd be surprised how lucrative for-profit ministries are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7dngCTa9FY
amateurgolfpro
gullible saps
Xalaqia
Tax exemption, lack of morality, and gullible victims.
MelodyLightfoot
He's a for profit pastor.
MelodyLightfoot
He works for the dude who prevented folks from using his "church" during the massive floods last year.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
used to be a great website called pimppreacher that called out a lot of these hypocrites.
lp12345
Still is! http://pimppreacher.com
lp12345
Looks like it’s not being updated, though. Too bad. :(
Thispostisaboutacat
The Worst Part About This Whole Ordeal Is That God Damned Tweet With All The Words Having Their First Letter Capitalized.
Firpo
Fuck Me... Yes.
SoftBonez
It Was The Devil Who Did That
jocloud31
Day off, All you chief.
GannoMemeSlayer
Dumb People Seem To Think It Makes Them Look Smart.
thebadhorse
This.
PedroBenecol
Well, religion seems to be capitalized, so...
didgeboy287
You're comment irritated the crap out of me until I got to the end. Nice work
upvotehypnotoad
*Your
didgeboy287
Ha, I have a reporter who I think would love to have seen me make that mistake.
upvotehypnotoad
The internet has ruined all of us. I never had a prob with it till these oft misused types were so prevalent I have to constantly recheck
daringtons
I know it's horrible to look at. I hate it too, it is valid though. Look up titlecase. It's used a lot in coding and by newspapers.
Ruhig
It's actually the title of an upcoming book
rijstewafels
PersonalDildo
I think it’s meant to be mocking as its supposed to be a short title but so much shit is involved and made the title longer
ebonybutterfree
PersonalDildo
That still seems like the title of the article. Titles should be correctly capitalized, both these posts were
ebonybutterfree
You are correct! I missed that because I read the Buzzfeed article cited in the BSO article.
seventytimes
HANDS DOWN, GOLDEN BANANAS- I HATE FUCKERS WHO DO THAT. sorry
upvotehypnotoad
"Golden bananas" - I'm stealing that
Voltair
The Devil doesn't tempt anyone. He just manages Hell.
Xionis
Technically I'm pretty sure he doesn't even do that, he's Prisoner #1, not a manager.
Voltair
Depends on the interpretation generally. I sure as Hell ain't using Dante's.
Xionis
The most popular interpretation seems to be as a "get-out-of-my-shitty-behavior" card.
Voltair
Lucifer doesn't appreciate that. https://i.redd.it/w9adxctdfw621.jpg
Xionis
Course not, according to popular lore he sacrificed everything to give humanity the ability to choose freely. And then they blame him for it
Dagordae
Biblically: He doesn’t exist. Long story short, the concept of Satan is a recent addition. Hence why his appearances always seem like they
Dagordae
Were tacked on later.(The Serpent being Lucifer in disguise yet snakes were cursed as punishment) Even the names are from several wildly
Dagordae
Different entities, ‘Lucifer’ for instance also refers to Jesus in the early translations.
Voltair
Satan as the Adversary is a fairly old concept. Lucifer as the Devil is a relatively modern concept.
SiriHowDoIAdult
How dumb are all parties involved?
ImNotAnOrange
Dumb enough to get into the situation....dumb enough to try to fix the situation with money instead of end it
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
100% stricken with the dumb
blaghart
well he's a pastor for a church so he's used to "devil made me do it" being a get out of jail free card.
MartyMcNugget
As dumb as his followers
Noahy503
Getting paid to play dumb.
AnythingMuchShorter
These women didn't think he wouldn't cheat. They thought he had money and they could get some cause he's a moron, and they were right.
justoneofmany
I actually think that the cretin abusing people’s faith is more than dumb. Even this agnostic finds it despicable.
Snooj
All of us because we have normal jobs.
sprfrkdvd
They're religious if that tells you anything
Lisossoma
His wife is not dumb.....she knows her priorities and they come with a $ sign attached
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
Christian.
yepn0pe
that dumb
hallo999
Potato
ImNewandDontKnowWhatToDo
hella
dreadscar57
Yes
plactoid
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
TiroDvD
Not very. This type of Christianity has Predestination as it's basis which basically removes all responsibility from the individual. /1
TiroDvD
This is why it's so popular. Big rewards with low effort on the practitioner. /n
brannana
Promise of big rewards. The pastor is the only one who reads those rewards.
TiroDvD
I'm referring to the afterlife. Say "X" and do whatever for eternal rewards is a pretty good deal.
brannana
It’s a scam artist’s deal. “Send me a little money for the paperwork and I’ll give you $40 million later.” Jesus is a Nigerian prince.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
Religion has always been a weaponized pyramid scheme. Some people make it more entertaining.
kalfalnal
I will be quoting this! Thank you.
dovebair
Agreed. Faith is a discussion but religion is a practice. The death of thinking is the beginning of weaponization.
bigeasy44
The people giving so much money to a “pastor” that he can just buy a Lambo are morons. The people looking to this “pastor” as a spiritual/
amateurgolfpro
*all
bigeasy44
Moral leader are morons. The wife sticking by her cash cow’s side isn’t all that dumb. Their lies to their people are dumb.
DoubleNubbin
Get me a woman who buys me a lambo when she cheats, you better believe I'll be setting her up extra tinder profiles.
dovebair
AMEN
UsernameRomans1
Tax free money in the name of the Lord.
johneventually1
I can't drive 55 and when Jesus takes the wheel it better be a foreign whip
amateurgolfpro
Tax free real estate too
Outlavv
America
amateurgolfpro
nope. Religion
SirPelvisJohnwood
Eh, American religion. I don't see those kinds of megachurches around here.
ishotjfktwice
I mean ...I can think of a place or two outside the states with maybe a few religious nuts
amateurgolfpro
They’re ALL nonsense
thecrip
You don’t have any Catholic Churches?
HereticsAllOfYou
As a Catholic I can tell you the Devil can tempt you but it's ultimately your decision and thus your fault.
bobatari
Why is this down voted though, He's explaining it from his point of view... and agreeing with the vast majority of "it's his fault".
mickison
as a human being I can tell you this dude and his wife are garbage human beings scamming people
amateurgolfpro
scamming people is the business model of religion
HereticsAllOfYou
Yes......
DYLANLEE79
As an atheist.... That's not the devil, that's just you.
HereticsAllOfYou
Oh, the Devil in Catholicism is far from the only source of temptation. Haven't you ever heard of Catholic Guilt?
DYLANLEE79
Heard of it, I've used it to get laid.
HereticsAllOfYou
Guilting people to pity you is hardly the same thing.
amateurgolfpro
threatening children with eternal damage to get them to believe your religious ooga-booga is right up there
longtimelurkerbutdecidedtomakeanaccountcauseReasons
CatShitTacos
memesis
Thus explaining all the Church leaders blaming sex abuse scandals on the Gay Mafia or whatever.
HereticsAllOfYou
That is the exact opposite if what I said and you know it.
memesis
I understood you to say "the person engaging in the activity bears the blame, regardless of external influences". Is that correct, yes or no
HereticsAllOfYou
That is correct.
memesis
So this guy is wrong: https://www.advocate.com/religion/2018/11/23/catholic-cardinal-lgbtq-people-are-blame-sex-abuse-scandal