Limited time offer. Terms and conditions apply.

Seems like a long shot, but given the blizzard of stories coming out of under-equipped, under-trained, lied-to conscripts being fed to a meatgrinder made up of Berserker Ukranian grannies with molotovs, I dunno man, if I saw this offer blasted to my phone I'd be tempted to toss a white flag on the ol' BTR and head West.

Source : https://twitter.com/JeremyCliffe/status/1498682810659442689?s=20