I cannot I cannot

Dec 26, 2016 9:16 PM

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Had my first set of cheese curds today, was so stoked after everyone praised Poutine. Same texture, same taste.

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Uhhhh. There is something wrong with either you or your cheese

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You Irish? Marry an Italian.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've only had the ones they serve at Culver's which are mini mozz sticks basically.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you didn't get real curds then

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mozzarella is cheese?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sounds like you just had some generic white cheese. Mozzarella and curds are decently different and both are freaking delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

curds need to be squeeky to be good. mozza needs to be firm.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tip#1 real cheese curds squeak when you chew them due to the texture

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They squeak because they're mass produced dairy products and not actual curds.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Curds are the result of the separation between milk proteins and liquids by adding rennet or other acids.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the process of cheesemaking mozarella is basically a cheese curd that has been reheated and kneaded to firm up. 1

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tastewise there isn't a real difference unless it's Buffalo mozarella or Burrata (which has a different texture). 2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i agree with him

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 although personally i cant tell the differance from mozarella and dick-cheese

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 2, 2017 1:06 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Can you man cheese out of sperm? Asking for a friend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0