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Genius Designs
I've been down lately (if you check my posts/comments, I'm a gay severely depressed guy who lives in a homophobic environment - I go to a catholic private school owned by a religious community in Lisbon), and I went through these a lot so it made me laugh. I'm just reposting so a few other people can maybe laugh too.
TL;DR: Been down, got happier with this. Want other people to laugh too.
FP EDIT: I guess this is where I ask for dick pics?! By the way, my antidepressives are making me feel better today, thank you so much to those that messaged me/commented encouraging messages :)
theycamepresmoked
Do you live in Colorado?? Let's go see a movie!
Sacurason
Hang on, you glorious son of a bitch. It'll get better once you're done with school.
foammouthguy
it made me laugh a lot, thanks op
thisiskissel
I'm a smartass, know-it-all and I'm gonna spoil all of these by explaining why they are that way and spoil everyone's fun! Ha! I'm a dick!
DemonKiller44
Wow sorry to hear that OP I hope your situation gets better sorry if I really can't say anything else
A3VUM
As an engineer, yes.
UpToFourPlayers
I wonder how many of those designs were the result of losing an unfortunate bet while drunk.
snuggles15
My boyfriend giggled and said 'engineering'.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
As an aspiring engineer, I've died a little bit.
IsaacEilandHall
On the phone number — maybe she called him and this was before the days of common Caller ID?
icyanddicey
I thought so, too. In our English (foreign language) lectures about 10 years ago we practiced this shit. "Hello, is this 7383475396739396 3?
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Or, he's talking to her on her friends phone, asking for her number.
musicalmammal
Oh maybe he's asking for a different number...
Urgalicity
That toilet looks like the counter has a seam over the tank lid, so that portion of the counter can be removed with screws underneath.
shiftedinfinities
Hey! Message me sometime. I was raised in a very, very homophobic environment, too.
NinjaSpork
The Garage Upstairs sounds like a book Shel Siverstein never wrote
Huggitt17
Since when is asking someone if they are a virgin part of normal conversation?
fauxki
The child atm is for wheelchair access and the railing blocking the extinguisher has joints where you can pull the railing away easily.
gayLurker
Thank you, fun-sucker!
robotzombies
The railing for ants looks like it just hasn't been installed higher up yet; the dead end escalator is due to construction.
Muad
Ooh, thanks.
AnisaJustine
Best thing I've seen so far. Thank you sir.
Genevizzle
Success! I was feeling crappy and that made me chuckle the whole way through. Thanks! Hope you are feeling better too. Courage.
LacunaRaven
Hope tomorrow is a better day for you :)
ArchitectInTraining
Fuggin' building codes, man.
LtWilhelm
Okay, but am I the only one bothered by that second one? You used to have to ask someone their phone number so you could call them back.
brendibob
The one with extra railings looks like it was taken at the physical sciences building at uc Santa Cruz
ProudCipher
The hydrant one has a pull-away railing. You can see the plastic connectors on either side.
HolyOldMackinaw
Ah yes, asking your mother if she is a virgin is definitely an example of a normal conversation
GoALittleCrazy
Message me if you ever feel down! Female best friend to lots of gay guys, supportive, also from homophobic area but not one myself. :) 4real
isamux3
Bi in a very homophobic environment. Message me if you wanna talk friend :D
zoolian
The air dryer that's up high actually IS put there for your hair. They have them in tons of gyms...
ScreamedStableBoy
the bottom one blew my pee everywhere
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Bottom one is for your penis, right? I mean, there's hair down there too.
cerastes
It is if you're 60.
ThereIsNoIinLie
Not always.
eddiebarzoon
Dear god! If that toilet ever clogs and overflows there is no way to stop it!
shrimplypibles
Plus it's all gonna flow into that vent right next to it
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
The last one is for people walking up/down the steps with bicycles.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Just curious, why wouldn't you be able to take your bike up/down stairs normally?
Mapuchii
Or strollers
foiltoiler
Roller stroller coaster!
Muad
Yeah, I think last time that pic (not all of these) was posted it was agreed they're quite common around Europe.
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
That makes so much more sense
fe1od1or
Yeah. We have those pretty much at every metro station in St. Petersburg.
eurybaric
Yay, St. Pb!! Loved that place!
boejurt
If you ever need someone to vent to - I'm a message away
SirJimmothy
Misread as massage, also a good option to have
boejurt
both are viable options.