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MRW a scam phone call starts out with “Congratulations on your excellent payment history...”
Mar 8, 2018 2:24 AM
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BurgerExplosion
Andonemorething
I know you’re crying on the inside @op.
Dave830108
Man, my credit so bad they won't accept my cash.
Siegmier1
My favorite so far was "we are calling about your electric bill" while I was living with my parents!
GuyPrice
Finally someone worse than me showed up so I can feel better! HAHA!
downvotersarejusthipsterswhoneedahug
I was told my car qualifies for premium. Told em I didn’t have a car. They went quiet- my ‘area’ didnt qualify suddenly hahha
TheBirdOfHermesismyName
SaltyInternetPirate
I just got a somewhat convincing phishing email this morning pretending to be a payment service (in my country), but google knows it's spam.
BearsEatBeetsAtTheFinerThingsClub
BurnieCinders
Last scammer I had hung up on me when I rushed to give him my credit card number to fix a billing error.
Cats2cats
Love wasting their time.
DeniseReade
They call me to ask about my credit cards and, since I have none, I play along while my husband screams death threats in the background
DeniseReade
When I get bored I start crying and asking him to put down whatever weapon then I scream and hang up the phone
Orangicus
Scammer: "We're calling to tell you about your credit card." Yeah. What credit? Thanks, bitch.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"Your free Google + listing has not been updated!"
ClutchJunkie
My favorite is "Your car warranty is about to expire." About damn time! It was made in 1984.
batosai33
I usually get "hello there is nothing wrong with your credit card..." "Great *click*"
AltMelodium
My fellow Aussies will know the one where they tell you there's something wrong with your PC. lol
MemedMe
Oh yeah we got that one too. “You have a virus unless you pay the IRS and blah blah blah”
Shigbeard
Every scammer that has called me I let them do their sales spiel for a bit then say "I respectfully decline" with enough civility to 1/
Shigbeard
have them take my number off their calling list. You should try it!
DeniseReade
I had someone "from the fbi" call to tell me my immigration papers didn't go through. I then got into an argument over how the fbi doesn't
DeniseReade
handle immigration paperwork. The guy was finally like, "Then who does!" and I was like, "If you were fbi, you would know!" Best hour ever
tpanyS
Only spam call I've had in like a literal decade was a couple weeks ago, scientology calling me to try and get in contact with my (1/?)
tpanyS
father who has literally never been associated with this number in any form, plus I'm on the DNC and never had this number listed lol (2/?)
tpanyS
Admittedly kinda curious what privacy violations they did to even discover my number in association to my father lol (3/3)
bluepopsicles
Got one of those car dealership, "if this key starts the car its yours" mailers. They also had a spin wheel for prizes with guaranteed gifts
bluepopsicles
I went knowing my credit was jacked up from school and hospital bills but just wanted the possible gift card from the spin and they actually
bluepopsicles
had a great deal on a car I wanted WITH my crazy credit. I was so not ready to actually get a car all i needed was two co-signers willing to
bluepopsicles
add me on their lien of the car.
Textuality
I've been getting a new one lately. A robocall saying "you are on a list to receive money from the company, as it is going bankrupt". They
Textuality
don't ever say what company (of course). Just want you to call them with your details and such. I've gotten that one like 10 times so far.
smooshiebanana
https://imgur.com/1ptMhFB
PoopholeAintALoophole
Some classic shade... Nice!
MemedMe
Did they already get me?
smooshiebanana
I'm sure after you heard that, this was your reaction as you hung up on them.
Dottygreencamo
Great movie.
tlouman
sauce ?
Freakiestsumo
"Goodfellas" I believe.
Dottygreencamo
Correct
Andalite
Last scammer I fucked with told me to fuck my sister lol
newdoug2017
srsfaceI8C
valen00
They told me that fuck your sister too, sorry mate don't want to be in trouble with the fbi
BreakTheCode
Did you?
twoyenfee
Last one for me asked me if I shaved my pussy... but why?
TheGhostOfBobDole
He wants you to open up your cloth to see your vagene.
bamblebimble
Cuz he wants pics of your naked cat
MemedMe
cheeseguy3412
I answered a scam call once when I was trying to study, told the guy I know it was a scam, but I'd pay for Calc III help. They had a guy 1/?
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who could in the call center, spent 2 hours on the phone - I sent $25. Many are ok guys that just can't find other work. 2/?
cheeseguy3412
And then there was the other guy that was just rude, all I would respond with was, "Bobs and vagene?" He just shouted "MEEEEEEEEEMES!" 3/4
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at the top of his lungs, then hung up on me. That one was surreal. 4/4
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
I always ask them a bunch of questions first and then ask them why they've called (My City)'s police department? They always hang up then.
bamblebimble
I havent tried that yet, ill definitely do that next lmao
Andalite
What questions?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
It depends on my mood, but things like "I'm on the do not call list, how did you get my number" "what's your # in case we get disconnected"
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
And depending on how they answer and how much time I want to invest on this, I just keep it going.