digifuzzy
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To cut onions...
...one must be devoid of feelings. Do not bond with your food.
Mar 3, 2019 10:09 PM
digifuzzy
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...one must be devoid of feelings. Do not bond with your food.
km3000
"It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphize your vegetables." -Calvin
MisunderstoodAsshole
Or build up an immunity to sulfuric acid.
AlbiMe
terajack2048
I mean don’t take forever cutting and no issue
RightTurnClyde
I'd just end up bonding with the knife instead and would still end up crying..
guardian19d
Wipe the cutting board with vinegar and light a candle. It helps and is like an onion funeral.
digifuzzy
Next on RealityTV - Onion Autopsy...peeling back the layers to find what's truly inside.
thewheelman84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTLoQZEvZfA
digifuzzy
...must save for later...