UnderTheArch
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It’s nice not being murdered
Also I have a girlfriend now so. That’s nice too. FP Edit: Wow, I think this my first time here. Neat! Uhhh. So fun fact. GF is a nursing student. So. Harvesting my organs is...slightly more possible. Whatever. I love her. Uhhh. Send flirty memes? Or sappy romantic memes? I need to stock up on those. Or short-jokes. She hates them.
Mrbrown512
Maybe she doesnt want your organs, just wants you to play with her guts
NotThatKindOfDoctorDrew
That’s what she wants you to think
Komer
Wait. Does she still have all her organs?
wuneyedwombat
Sounds like you gave her an organ after all eh?
ochristabub
Hey, I just did too. And got a girlfriend too Feelsgoodman :)
drincognito
Congratulations!
ilitirit
....for now
GreenMeggsAndHam
That’s right. She’s playing the long game. We in the bizz call it—Organ Trail.
ShoppingCartRodeo
I met my best friend of 10 years on an anime site chat room. 2k miles apart. Visited last year and it was a blast. Going back in 2 weeks.
elbowdeepinagoose
rekypup
She was a classy girl who doesn't cut on the first date
DreadCarcass
I spent a few weekends with a guy I met on xbox. Still have all organs and a great friend, not all ppl are there to harvest organs
CPSTforfreeyippee
Nice!! I met my husband on MySpace. We've been together for 9 years now, married for 5, and have 3 kids.
Titty5prinkles
Probably all your orgasms too
GlenL
She's going to want to go on a few dates to determine your eating and drinking habits before a harvest.
Lucainmiami
Did you play the organ when she arrived.
valen00
If you play your cards right you might be able to give her one of your organs, at least for a while
NoooThanks
One date and you love her???
TotallyNotFromTheFuture
Maybe she is waiting for the perfect time
jerome5500
Ummmmmm, are we just ignoring that he said "I love her"?
TGIBallsWorth
Yeah wut
UnderTheArch
I’ve known her long enough to be absolutely certain of that.
SomethingTittyWitty
Fortune favors the bold
kerrigan778
Remember, after a crush if your pee turns really dark go to the ER immediately.
ILoveLacey2
UnderTheArch
I hardly believe it myself
Frothyfeet
Anyone else read that as orgasms?
justanaveragecrazycatlady
My internet crashes IRL for the first time. Still have all my orgasms. Wtf brain.
samueWebRunner
Way to go man!!
Shmeadicus
She took your piano though.
AutomatedLady
I remember the 1st time I met my internet crush. 14 yrs and 1200 miles later we were married and now we're eating dumplings and watching TV.
madpoopz
I'm marrying a girl I met on Tinder come September.
UnderTheArch
Congratulations!
xmsbeanx
Congrats! My husband and I met over xbox. We have baby #2 due in August :)
BlastyMcBlastblast
maybe she's not interested in your organ...
UnderTheArch
I’m a universal blood donor, she’s probably only keeping me around until she needs another transfusion.
squishcat
O negative? or positive?
Wanderingmaniac
I'm thinking may be.... Just may be.... You missed a joke.
DerpKugel
or turned it into an even better one :P
Nahxela
Another, eh?
wobblecopterrrr
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UnderTheArch
A dot, really? You expect me to update y’all when I get my blood stolen?
wobblecopterrrr
That was the joke
UnderTheArch
Oh ok
Ruudeboy
Does she have all her organs though?
ElbowdeepinElmo
OP told me he pleads the 5th on this question.
StoneyLoner
@OP still has not commented on whether or not she still has all her organs...
UnderTheArch
No comment
HenryLongfellowIII
And then some.
NonFungibleUsername
No, that’s how OP has a full set now.
SeriousPotato1
Sounds like they stole her heart
Riderscharge
@ExtraUpvote <- first time trying this, hopefully this works.
jimmythehat1
She had an extra organ for a little while
SupaCabra
The comment I came to see
jimmythehat1
Do you only surf on random, and does random send you to posts around 5 years ago or more?
SupaCabra
Yup, random is random. Most Viral Random to be exact. It's the best way to imgur in my humble opinion
jimmythehat1
Neat. I'll have to try it when I run out of imgur to look at