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Does anyone make glasses *exactly* like these?
DaddyDune
My favorite - "I don't want to belong to any Club that will accept people like me as a member"
Frogapus
I read every single one of these in his voice. Now I've got his voice in my head. It's the best tenant I've ever had in there.
Fawin
These are amazing!!!
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
I never noticed one of his eyes was slightly off.
locstp
Groucho told a man with 11 children he just loved his wife so much Groucho said I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth sometimes .
NaughtyCannibal
Zeppo (Herbert) Marx invented the clamps that hel the Fat Man atomic bomb inside the B-29. He also invented watch to monitor the pulse and
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gave an alarm if the patient's heart beat became irregular
FilthyRaider
Tell her to find the old Bet Your Life shows before Cosby took over
Notaninterestingusername
I can see you in the kitchen bending over the stove, but I can't see the stove.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Only half Marx. No Zeppo or Chico.
BitterSwedeLP
or Karl
gunshowzero
You are the best parent :)
pizzapartyhard
I teach middle school history and the other day we talked about the birth of capitalism and a student asked about communism. We were short /
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on time and already off topic so I told them to look up Karl Marx if they were curious. Another student asked, “Is he one of the Marx Bros?”
OurLadyBabalon
That last one...wow. Love Groucho
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
I just realised; I haven't seen a single Marx Brothers film, but thanks to MASH and Hawkeye, I know exactly how these quotes should sound.
JimStarluck
You should rectify that. They're hilarious.
HeatherEK13
And Bugs Bunny
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
Not so much for me, my Looney Tunes was dubbed in NO so it lost quite a bit in translation
cousteau
Meanwhile the font nerd in me is having a nerdgasm at the use of Adobe Utopia in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGnOErx0H3I&ab_channel=Geno%27sHouseofRareSitcoms
RoyalOli
10 and she gets the jokes? ..
DecentFellow
I have never seen her laugh harder than when Groucho said, in "Monkey Business", (1 of 2, so I can fit the whole quote in one comment...
DecentFellow
"Let's flee to my lodge in the hills! Or we can lodge with my fleas in the hills..." Couldn't believe how funny she found that...
EvilKam
Great comedy lasts forever.
LongEaredGaloot
He is the original Humpty Hump !
TexxasTerror
This mans wit formed the basis of my sense of humor.
BuyPensFromPenIsland
I much prefer this guy's stuff to Karl's.
effinwizard
Congrats!
Helmacon
Some of these quotes are not his...
PiratePaisan
Groucho is my spirit animal.
Randazzo
HOLD THE MFING PHONE: YOU MEAN HIS MOUSTACHE WASN'T REAL? My world has just come undone.
Cheomesh
Yeah, it was shoepolish. He didn't have one like his brothers did when they had their group thing going.
Datsinginguy
Yep, and to mess you up even more, neither was Charlie Chaplin’s
inbeingtoday
whaaaaaat???
katanatripsis
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I only realized it a couple years ago.
Notaninterestingusername
When he was making the movies it was shoe polish. He grew a real one prior to You Bet Your Life.
Notaninterestingusername
It is also how the brothers got the same look in Horse Feathers (the mirror routine)
aloeverapecia
It's ok. You will be ok, many have survived.
RampBoy
It was a life changing revelation for me, but I’m still alive
UncleScarwasright
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
RRenda
Get her to read Grouch and Me.
realngood
He was like the trailblazer for the “Dad Joke.”
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
just last night i watched a great little documentary of the boys on youtube
NeverNonplussed
You do not get to say things like that and not share a link, my good fellow...
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sorry, i figured youtube was simple enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGnOErx0H3I&ab_channel=Geno%27sHouseofRareSitcoms
IMakeArtAndStuff
Marxist propaganda!
railgap
Several of these are other people's words with Groucho's picture slapped on them. Shame.