CharlieBatterham
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Hell yea brother
Jan 9, 2018 11:15 PM
CharlieBatterham
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PhantomGeek
Classic cousin Cooter
steakumm
So you've been to Oregon?
Selash
Agreed.
eastbayrae
Dwight Yoakam or gtfo
L0StWaNdErEr
This is not where I wanted to go, I am a thousand miles from nowhere!
LazerDonkey
This post is actually making America great again
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Quick, someone come up with a name!
snuffcarcass
MacgrUber
JDRingo
Wow, such a very specific fetish.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Some place have less fetishes than others.
0hnonono
KingCornish
I’d also like to request mutton chops.
bringbakfirefly
That's basically everyone in my hometown.
animatronicvelcrorat
I want a budget uber where some guy shows up with a 96 camry and we stop by mcdonalds.
SlickerThanNick
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
I'd give lots of "hell yeah, brother"s, but Uber doesn't let people with two-doors drive, so a lot of pickups are out.
CaptainSkyhawk
I'd love to see more weird options, like drivers with mad-max deathcars.
Bluegrasslass
Fuck, no!
axelfive
Hell yea, brother.
RabidDingo
Hell yea brother!
SumdumCanadiun
If anyone is in northern Alberta and would be down for this, I’ve got a 79 Ford, no mullet and will respond with “”Fuckin Eh!”
forreallyandfortrue
And Labatts in a brown bottle?
DiscoPhysicist
ResearchByJoe
Uber: "Sorry, we don't have that option" Everyone:
JazzayJ
Just finished watching that! Alright alright alright
BigAZNMan
Welcome to Nashville. (Hate downtown) I was the sober one with my friends barhopping. I called an uber for them. Got this guy.
L0StWaNdErEr
you say that like it
L0StWaNdErEr
is a bad thing
BigAZNMan
Nah I just hate being on the main strip babysitting. Especially at 3 am and one girl I just met is running around like a 3 year old
definitelyincorrect
I thought about this. A red neck uber. A Ruber if you will
IndyAndyJones
Have you started Ruber yet?
demoncandy
What about...a wigger uber, with an Eminem-like dude, driving a Crown Vic. A Wuuber if you will
dwigtyouignorantslut
^underrated comment
throwyourhandsintheair
Brother
SouthernSerena327
Sounds like my uncle?
PetulantAssault
Hell yea, brother.
Counterfit
There's a chick doing a breasts exam on channel 2!
mrsfunsocks
Watch out for your corn hole, bud
ro0t9
Hell yea brother
mentalcaries
dunkyclone
I get that feeling too man.
Ididntwantthis
He was the ultimate mullet guy, and he wasnt even an asshole, pretty decent guy.
TagAlongMan
Two chicks at the same time
texabilly71
what would you do with a million dollars?
PetulantAssault
Fuckin A
IOnlyFavoriteDickButtAndImNotEvenMad
Fuckin'... A.
GumontheLeg
Hell yeah brother
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
The kind of chicks who’d double up on a guy like me!
rainbowgravy
...the kinda chicks that’d double up on a dude like me would...
MarshallCG
Fuckin' A man
gladtoseeimontherighttrack
Fucking A
paul289
Is it bad that I kinda wanna Uber my 'Chero by pulling up, yelling WITNESS ME, and blasting metal? https://imgur.com/bp40y9d pic is 'Chero
paul289
Around every tight corner and leaving every stop light, yell Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
SolKargin
Hell ya, brother
TheNopeShark
Where the Silverado? And the beer?
Paoloc0mments
Not from there, but I appreciate.
FTUG
thehumanoidsarecoming
Waffles4u
Hell ya brother
spicerfacts
Hell ya, brother
dolbydigitalsurround
Hell ya, brother
miahtSuperVillain
He'll ya, brothuh.
M3NVCE
TurkeySlapa
Hell yea, Brother
rockjock29
Hell yeah, brother.
scoopspoops
Hell yeah, brother
scoopspoops
Hell yeah, brother
Gxlyplays
Heck ya* Watch your language! This is a christian imgur server
feckith
SemperMalus
Hail Satan!
AluminumMuffin
As a Catholic, I lol'ed
exlurker42
....this actually sounds a lot better than a lot of awkward uber conversations I've had.
sporkwizrd
Hell yeah brother
exlurker42
Perfect
ClimbThemCrimps
Worst ride I've had was a guy who would ask me abouty my life then take whatever thing I mentioned & explain to me how I was wrong about>
ClimbThemCrimps
quattroformaggix4
So like a parent, SO & generic old guy at family functions that isn’t actually related but must be treated as so cause tradition?
PostNutDepression
I'm black and every now and then I get one of these oldschool black dudes. Like, "we wuz kings and shit" old-school.
ibroketheinternet
I’m white and hope to get a ride from a black woman because they know how to talk shit mean it. Talk about finding Jesus when you’re atheist
exlurker42
...that actually sounds really cool. Maybe because I've never gotten to hear stories from a dude like that but sounds interesting.
PostNutDepression
Its not. Imagine someone basically spouting pseudo-spiritual bullshit to you while you sheepishly try to dodge the questions.
quattroformaggix4
It’s almost worse when someone is trying to engage you in a friendly way cause it’s implied that you aren’t to disagree with them...
PostNutDepression
Yea, basically. I mean I hate this type of "thing" in general, old black dudes LOVE trying to sucker me 'cuz "brothers gotta stick together"
L0StWaNdErEr
don't have a mullet anymore & I drive a 08 Ram but I can load up on Coors and give you a lift anytime. Also, I'm a "damn straight" kinda guy
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Hell yeah, brother.
DoomSkuller
Close enough, let's go
definitelynotaseagull
So you’re like the Lyft version. I’m down.
Ryebread91
"Heard Bobbie got a new pick up?" "Hell yeah?" "Damn straight"
TalosGuideUs
I heard dat now
AwkwardKeming
I have a Prius and some Leine's. Probably a different vibe.
theheebs25
make it PBR and we have a deal
wheresthebaby
Hell yeah brother
DefinitelyAFurry
I can do a dodge dakota, some Mike's hard lemonade, and a "darn tootin"
shadokastur0776
Minnesota?
Miridarna
I'm game
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
we don't have coke, is Pepsi okay
Cramsington
Is monopoly money ok?
DumbCanadian
Is it a lifted Cummins?
L0StWaNdErEr
No, Sadly, I'm not making Cummins money anymore. It's just a quad cab 2 wheel drive but...I do have a headache rack and twin CB antenna!
LordGeneralHammerSmash
I got a 93 bronco,ill grab some coors,but I am a way "Wicked Pisser" kind of guy
L0StWaNdErEr
Ah, a New England hillbilly....Perfect, we can form our own ride share business...we'll call it....wait for it..... PICK-UPS!
LordGeneralHammerSmash
mingya that fucking perfect. Wicked pissah pickups ked.
L0StWaNdErEr
Damn straight!
shadokastur0776
So, no gay shit?
L0StWaNdErEr
Eh, it's not gay if you say "no homo"
famousamosa1
I'll pick you up in my 91 miata. Trunk full of zima
PoeTatos
I want a 95 miata so bad
shadokastur0776
FABULOUS!
L0StWaNdErEr
Do you have any Jolly Ranchers? I'm in if there are Jolly Ranchers for the Zima
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forsythfd922
Yaaasss, Gurl!
IAmAPoohBear
I'm in, I'm an ex-military turned IT technician who drinks coconut rum, lets fight crime in quirky small town America.
L0StWaNdErEr
I too am ex-military...can we find 2 more and form a team of crime fighting, cigar smoking, booze swilling Vets? LETS DO THIS! WHOOOOOOOOOO!
TheKittyBerzerker
I want this as a cartoon
azgrak
Your 08' would do. Uber doesn't allow anything older than 15yrs old.
mmartin762
Bummer. I have an 89 Buick that would make a baller Uber ride.
IAlwaysEatGlue
In Australia it's 10 years old
IBrewLiquidGold
Only certain parts. Mate of mine moved down to Byron from the GC where there is no rule on the age of the vehicle.
NootBoii
For a long moment I thought you were referring to the vehicle being 10 years old and I was like "it's 10 years everywhere silly!"
quattroformaggix4
HAH! Thank you
tossabeertoyourwitcher
They're like the Roy Moore of ride sharing
capitalsm
FUCK. That is damn funny
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
I’m so sad that’s this perfect comment is so burried. You deserve more upvotes.
Kage197
Damn right, screen shot it and post it. That's front page material right there man
brighterthanyou
I am laughing way more than I should at this