Sep 29, 2017 10:15 PM
KnownMajor
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Either my marriage is over, or Sauron has finally been defeated.
funny
lotr
wedding
angrywife
skipweasel
Tungsten carbide rings are very brittle.
Howdidjadewdat
EvilKrikkit
Soooooooo, you're single now?
Randomice
Well...Tom Price resigned. But that may be unrelated.
waltjrimmer
It is a sign. A dark age is upon us the likes of which we've never seen the likes of which!
Someoneisinmyhead
Tungsten?
LilandraNeramani
Oh shit
ProductivityCanSuckIt
You...broke the precious? v
bryanisag
That's my wedding ring too
804lif3
Did you break tungsten? How did you break tungsten?!
tats10bucksUOme
Better than getting your finger de-gloved. If you don't know what that is and google it... viewer discretion advised
potentiallyobscurecomedy
my sympathies for your divorce
jazzy663
Your hand is a mini Mount Doom
beerlady
Nail tips.
chugeknight
Clearly it is a sign, bro-san, you know what must be done.
Gearwe
Or both!
MrPepperPants
its over... its done!
SilasWing
Straight up thought those were acrylic nails.
ShyNynaeve
McDuffkins
Glad I'm not the only one.
DoomSkuller
oh that's a ring. I thought it was a bunch of fake nails at first and two were broken
papercliped
I thought this as well. Assumed a woman found them in hubbies car and her hubby was on trouble.
*in
TheHolyDeerGod
Well he is in trouble either way my friend
TonawandaBlue
You have broken that which cannot be broken!
URNSHOW
I thought it had to be thrown into the molten lava.
AlmostScientist
When you’re elbow deep in your husband’s colon, it might as well be molten lava
Yeah, might as well, and could be been a farts shockwave in such a confined space that broke the ring .
physicsisabitch
Thats one hell of a masterbation session!
If so it was in the kitchen at work.
Hats off to you! I've considered it, but haven't been brave enough.
skipweasel
Tungsten carbide rings are very brittle.
Howdidjadewdat
EvilKrikkit
Soooooooo, you're single now?
Randomice
Well...Tom Price resigned. But that may be unrelated.
waltjrimmer
It is a sign. A dark age is upon us the likes of which we've never seen the likes of which!
Someoneisinmyhead
Tungsten?
LilandraNeramani
Oh shit
ProductivityCanSuckIt
You...broke the precious?
v
bryanisag
That's my wedding ring too
804lif3
Did you break tungsten? How did you break tungsten?!
tats10bucksUOme
Better than getting your finger de-gloved. If you don't know what that is and google it... viewer discretion advised
potentiallyobscurecomedy
my sympathies for your divorce
jazzy663
Your hand is a mini Mount Doom
beerlady
Nail tips.
chugeknight
Clearly it is a sign, bro-san, you know what must be done.
Gearwe
Or both!
MrPepperPants
its over... its done!
SilasWing
Straight up thought those were acrylic nails.
ShyNynaeve
McDuffkins
Glad I'm not the only one.
DoomSkuller
oh that's a ring. I thought it was a bunch of fake nails at first and two were broken
papercliped
I thought this as well. Assumed a woman found them in hubbies car and her hubby was on trouble.
papercliped
*in
TheHolyDeerGod
Well he is in trouble either way my friend
TonawandaBlue
You have broken that which cannot be broken!
URNSHOW
I thought it had to be thrown into the molten lava.
AlmostScientist
When you’re elbow deep in your husband’s colon, it might as well be molten lava
URNSHOW
Yeah, might as well, and could be been a farts shockwave in such a confined space that broke the ring .
physicsisabitch
Thats one hell of a masterbation session!
KnownMajor
If so it was in the kitchen at work.
physicsisabitch
Hats off to you! I've considered it, but haven't been brave enough.