Uh Oh

Sep 29, 2017 10:15 PM

KnownMajor

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Whoops

Either my marriage is over, or Sauron has finally been defeated.

funny

lotr

wedding

angrywife

Tungsten carbide rings are very brittle.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooooooo, you're single now?

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 1

Well...Tom Price resigned. But that may be unrelated.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It is a sign. A dark age is upon us the likes of which we've never seen the likes of which!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tungsten?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You...broke the precious? v

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's my wedding ring too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did you break tungsten? How did you break tungsten?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Better than getting your finger de-gloved. If you don't know what that is and google it... viewer discretion advised

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my sympathies for your divorce

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your hand is a mini Mount Doom

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nail tips.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Clearly it is a sign, bro-san, you know what must be done.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or both!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

its over... its done!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straight up thought those were acrylic nails.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad I'm not the only one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh that's a ring. I thought it was a bunch of fake nails at first and two were broken

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I thought this as well. Assumed a woman found them in hubbies car and her hubby was on trouble.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*in

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he is in trouble either way my friend

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have broken that which cannot be broken!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I thought it had to be thrown into the molten lava.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you’re elbow deep in your husband’s colon, it might as well be molten lava

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, might as well, and could be been a farts shockwave in such a confined space that broke the ring .

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats one hell of a masterbation session!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If so it was in the kitchen at work.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hats off to you! I've considered it, but haven't been brave enough.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0