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Decitron
I like Elmo and messages of emotional support and camaraderie. Genocide Joe using the message to launder his image, on the other hand, I like a lot less.
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
My favorite part is when Jordan Peterson responded to both of them with a big baby tantrum about how they're soycucks ruining society for [checks notes] promoting empathy. How anyone sees benzo kermit as a role model is beyond me.
EricPisch
KawhiLeonardIsSenpai
MTG: Biden is too sensitive and weak as a leader!
fartharder
Just imagine what the last guy would have said.
MeestowKitty
"You're never alone...just, you know, don't ask for help that requires money. Like therapy, or suicide prevention. And don't ask for any leave from work, because we have no laws that guarantee you'll have a job afterwards. And don't ask for help in a way that stops you from being productive or you'll lose your home and be fed into the prison industrial complex feet first...but, you know, ask for help and all that."
mity0k23
Elmo sold me fentanyl behind Target.
Molvanian
...Someone @ trump with this. I want to see his response. We've seen him take Ls politicians, juries, judges, now I want to see him lose a verbal pissing match to Sesame Street.
gorillaClutch
Super nice and very helpful. You'd never hear the other side encourage mental health. Of course I'd love to see a little money put towards mental health services not just nice tweets but it's something.
georgejimmydoodle
Kindness pisses them off to no end. They view it as weakness.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I never log in to TwitterX but... I'm glad I did, for once.
Badprenup
They'll certainly point to mental health problems as a cause of some issues, but they won't try to solve it. DogTennisBallMeme.jpg "No fix, only blame!"
muffmunchies
That's the point, if they fix it they can't use it as an excuse anymore and will have less opportunities to be so abhorrently cruel in other ways too.
onecowboytoo
Strangedays2024
Elmo has come a long way from where was a few years. He's doing well being the friend he needed.
MadHatter69
This needs sound, so I present to you - the full video and the negative Elmo: https://youtu.be/pBDGI8FVcdU
Strangedays2024
Pretty sure I saved this before we could Eben post gifs with sound.
Iliekbirbs
None of my n ow ex friends, have asked me what is wrong or do they care. Except when they want something from me.
westPAguy
ipokeangrycats
languex
I have a little stool in our walk-in closet where I sit, in the dark, and sob quietly until I feel slightly better.
NaughtButOne
Rpgjgb
....in 2024, can we please get Elmo & Dark Brandon on the ballot?
Rpgjgb
....in 2024, can we please get Elmo & Dark Brandon on the ballot?
ballsoutflyer
Tell that to my sister. She only calls when either she wants something or she wants to tell me bad news.
ConnectToReality
Goddammit. Why am I about to cry again?
Blanks56
Because we lost our innocence, and we'll never sleep as soundly with the safety we felt as children.
cousteau
Elmotional
Degarafarat
Person the GQP/MAGE are upset about tonight: Elmo
Blanks56
MAGAts
Slappydupappy
Elmotional well being
JustOneLocust
Came here to post this.
subgyro
Anybody else with Larry David on this one?
TheStateVsThomasLight
Look at that Biden fellow, politicising compassion again. How dare he suggest we should be kind to our fellow person. The audacity.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"Even though it's hard, you're never alone. Even the losers and the haters."
Fabulously
*shakes loving Christian fist
SupernaturalReactions
Look christian love is the only valid love, despite not being very loving, because christians have to pretend to care about others to avoid hell and bribe their way into heaven, despite their fanboy Jesus saying nu-uh.
Non-christians might do actually good without getting anything out of it than helping their fellow man, can't have that!
wallybell
bourbonandbaddecisions
An impeachable offense /s
HighlandPotatoe
It's not because he's president, a president can't be at fault for anything they do while in the white house right?
chunguswangus
Literally the closest thing they have to actual evidence for impeachment
ThatQuietlySmirking
IMPEACH SLEEPY DEMENTIA JOE! /s
CitrusyGarlic
The Morbo voice from Some More News - https://www.youtube.com/@SMN - has completely replaced Elmo's voice in my brain, when I read #1 my brain will only let me hear it as Morbo
depoetics
But but-BUT MISTER CODY!
CitrusyGarlic
lol actually it's Warmbo, I knew something seemed weird when I typed Morbo earlier, I should have looked it up
Sunegami
I absolutely pictured Morbo from Futurama as Elmo and I gotta say, I dig it
CitrusyGarlic
From Futurama! Yes thank you, I knew I hadn't just dreamed that name up out of nothing
Sunegami
TalkingSnake
Elmo's deleted draft: Elmo think you all need oral, meds and a good meal.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"You need steak, a blowjob, and some nice drugs. Maybe a nap." - Elmo
Nututleptek
Biden's deleted draft: fr fr
MattDude
"Elmo gives good beej"! *Maniacal red monster laughing ensues*
WhyDontYouMakeMe
I already get a 4 course meal of rainbow pills, does that count?
TalkingSnake
Elmo thinks you need a detox facility and counseling.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Where do you think I got the pills?
Lassannn
I'm thrilled that Elmo is all it takes to piss off the right.
ekzeko
Didn't larry david just beat him up on national television?
ALLCAPSROCK
everyone forgetting about that M&M with the high heels?
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Elmo.... Asking people how they are doing.... That's so fucked up that somehow that upsets them.
samanthadlcruz
but according to them; everyone else is the 'snowflake'....
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
The right is a victim in search of a crime
JabesMcJabesface
They are now offended that Alexander the Great had a gay relationship in a recent documentary. They are calling it woke and such
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
Seriously?! I thought it had been known for years that he was gay. As if it mattered. 🙄
AnniCannibal
They say Alexander's only weakness was Hephetian's thighs, so...
Lassannn
Just proves how little they fucking read.
BrickSprickly
Wish I had a friend that would check in on me
VentricularAnomaly
Hey friend, how are you doing?
BrickSprickly
Not good. Dealing with too much and not being supported by my spouse who is more concerned with monthly income than mental health, though she makes 3x more than I do. She laughed at me yesterday when I told her I wanted to prioritize myself
VentricularAnomaly
I'm sorry friend, that's a really tough situation. It's ok that you're not doing ok, and I hope you can work things through and get to a better place.
JustOneLocust
Bring it up again with them - if they don't even take it seriously, they probably aren't aware how serious you are about it. They're your spouse, so I'm assuming they love you enough to talk about it if you press the issue.
BrickSprickly
No, they're aware, they're just a successful middle-grade author and more preoccupied with that. I spent 10+ years making sure she had time and space to pursue these goals and now I'm just dead weight
JustOneLocust
If you are certain - 100% Sure - Then you already know the solution. Sorry.
LaughingMan2Gig
Except those Palestinians. Biden has no compassion for those people. De funding UNRWA was like kicking them when they where down. No investigation, no proof and done same day ICJ ruled against Israel as an F U. Without this funding money will run out in March. No food/water. https://www.france24.com/en/middle-east/20240205-as-donors-suspend-criti">in-murky">https://www.france24.com/en/middle-east/20240205-as-donors-suspend-critical-funding-to-unrwa-allegations-against-staff-remain-murky https://www.channel4.com/news/israels-evidence-of-unrwa-hamas-allegations-examined
JustOneLocust
How do I say "I feel like you should probably work on your tone/timing" without it sounding condescending?
You're bringing up a good point, but I'm not sure commenting it on the goofy Elmo meme was the right call - Time and place, y'know?
You can ignore the (self-evident) advice if you want, of course, but if your goal is to raise awareness, you might not want to get these posts downvoted so hard that only my OCD brain comes down to read it.
I appreciate the attempt, and hope you do better.
Decitron
I would rather have Biden do better. There is never a bad time to speak out against genocide or oppression.
JustOneLocust
My new game, assuming that's true, is thinking of the least appropriate times to do so. I think weddings and funerals are safe bets, but doing it before your serve in the middle of a non-televised tennis game seems like it'd be funny too.
Decitron
Biden and those who wish to polish the turd that is his complicity in genocide should be treated like Trump showing his face at a baseball game; no escape from criticism or well deserved hate. No peace or rest for bastards wherever they show up, but especially where people try to present them as being decent and wholesome while they're actively supporting the slaughter of innocents.
JustOneLocust
Mate, I already know this. Nobody else is reading this post, you should probably read the first thing I posted, lol.
People like us, who are obsessively analytical will already know this, the point is to get the message out to others, which requires tact. Please tell me you understand that.
...Then again, I see no value in hate, it's just the unofrtunate side-effect.