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MustBeThatDutchDude
pH, not Ph. p == -log
IHeartBouncyThings
Oh nooo a sudden cold snap I ded -rose
LizardEnterprises
The difference between a wild flower and a cultivated one. Wild roses are hardy as fuck.
Ryno621
He's also a pretty great bard
emparier
Ph is phenyl. The one you're looking for is pH.
Bigpov
I'll never understand why one plant is more important than other plants. Fuck plants.
804lif3
Hey they are yellow and green, that's a color. It's better than red clay that we have here in VA.
Blacksmith80
Was that a haiku?
804lif3
That was a drunken response. I guess I'm just awesome like that?
TheAccursedHamster
Ive never understood the dislike for dandelions. Even as a weed, i love em.
LucifereFolio
Did you know clovers are also considered weeds? When I found out it blew my mind.
LucifereFolio
"If the soil is too moist, I die" - rose
FreeRoamingBeardHair
Fact: people are trying to harvest rubber from Dandelions!
LegendOfKanye
Dandelions are everywhere. Run them down with a lawnmower and next week they're even more everywhere.
LucifereFolio
You have to pull weeds from the root or put roundup
BambooMan744
@OP pH = potential of hydrogen. Ph = nothing.
MustBeThatDutchDude
p == -log, not 'potential'
ChekovTheChemist
Ph = Phenyl group
Veritateb
I am really annoyed that they spelled it "Ph". It feels so wrong!
ets57
Phteven
Mini007
Phuck em
hedcase
Phlowers
bachterman
phd.
RackhamTheRed
pH
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
I initially started reading it as a PhD joke
Veritateb
Makes sense that most PhDs are high, good coping mechanism
ScyrahsRetribution
Bullcrap, I've never watered my rose bushes and they keep living. I hate them.
kys123365
Then dig them up and place them in a garbage container or pile for burning
LucifereFolio
Over water them they dislike wet feet.
bigbootybigfoot
Ya my roses are bullet proof I thought mine was dead, bam it has grown overnight.
LutraLazuli
sounds like my moms roses, not to mention cut them to the ground during the summer, only for them to come back in a month
LucifereFolio
Are you trying to kill the roses or just pruning them?
LutraLazuli
kill them, but my mom was and still is adamant on keeping them
LucifereFolio
If the root is healthy (usually) they'll come back, you maybe even did it a favor by cutting it down getting rid of the dead branches. 1/2
LucifereFolio
If you ever want to kill it just cut it down (so you don't get pricked) and pull the root out. 2/2
benovere
You can eat dandelions. Roses have thorns. Dandelions 2: Roses 0.
EatingOreos
And you can make dandelion wine
galadrl2meetu
Rose hip wine too. Wash!
WhyDontICare
And make very nice cordial or fizzy pop when combined with burdock.
Xenesthis
I feed these to my bearded dragons..... it's free pet food and good for them.
nukethelizards
This sounds like Shaq bracket judgement.
MahoganyGuy
Who said i wouldn't eat thorns?
repurposedschleem
Also dandelion in French is piss the bed
copingcabana
You can eat anything. Once.
trekkiedane
But rose jelly tastes so much better than dandelion jelly...
ODSTsRule
Dandelions are a good gift for more people in my experience in Stardew Valley than Roses, Dandelions 3: Roses 0
ButterfaceTaintClown
Give my girl a dozen dandelions. Don't get laid. Roses shoot from outside the area. 3 points with zero seconds on the clock.
sailingthesoutherncross
And many parts of a pine tree ARE edible, you know.
HelloSer
Eat this pinecone
HelloSer
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galadrl2meetu
Are you old enough to remember Euell Gibbons? lol!
sailingthesoutherncross
Yes I am. Was hoping someone would get this and smile.
galadrl2meetu
Mission accomplished!
sailingthesoutherncross
That just makes me really happy tonight! I'm glad you got it, friend.
LizardEnterprises
You can also technically eat roses. Rosewater is a common ingredient in middle-eastern deserts. I sometimes make rose jelly.
Lesbiansass
Dandelion tea is frigging amazing
Zuppaiaia
You can eat both, but dandelions are bitter as hell while roses are delicate. Dandelions are good for your health, though.
galadrl2meetu
Rose hips are an amazing source of Vitamin C. Prevented scurvy in survival situations more than once.
HailMilo666
the first spring dandelions if blanched and shocked actually have a nice sweet taste!
galadrl2meetu
Yep. Agreed.
galadrl2meetu
Didn't you learn that rose hips are actually delicious in survival class? Dandelion, 1 Rose 2
Shartifartfast
Petals are good too! Non-ornamental ones are better tasting, but wild make a nice addition to a mixed salad
galadrl2meetu
See? Roses 3, Dandelions 1.
asm80dfa8sdfj
You counted the same thing twice
galadrl2meetu
Hips, petals and the previous count of pretty. Although, I actually think dandelions are as well.
Shartifartfast
I want to agree, but you can eat every part of the dandelion, and the petals make a great addition to cornbread. Easier to find, too.
galadrl2meetu
You can't eat those leaves after spring! Blech!
galadrl2meetu
I love that we are teaching survival skills here. As my instructor told us, "if you starve to death in North America, it's your own fault!"
bloatedplutocrat
Seal's best song is named after roses. Dandelions just got the B side of a Rolling Stone album. Dandelions 2: Roses 1.
PinksFunnyFarm
I rather be on the Z side of a Rolling Stone's album that anywhere near a Seal song
EwokDude
Dandelions scatter their seeds in a way that many people (mostly children) find fun. Dandelions 3: Roses 1
zanerbot
Roses really smell like ooh ooh ohh. Yeaahh. Dandelions 3: Roses 2
Fyreworx
Lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like poo, poo, poo. Dandelions 4: Roses 2
EdawSlohcih
For friends w/allergies, dandelions are like chemical warfare. Dandelions 4: Roses 3 https://media.giphy.com/media/fUTKtOowQkOzu/giphy.gif